ITT: body goals

ITT: body goals

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He has to feel like a dick. You tell someone that some shit is totally not dangerous and less than a day later you have to identify the blob of coagulating flesh they now are.

the story behind this is that in the year 1941 when Dr. Leifguntz was doing experiments he also tried binding the XLO-bidextrous (human bone gene) with the slightly different LLO-bicortridextrous gene (dog bone gene) together on jews during concentration camps.
The experiments would turn out in some cases normal with slight defects and other where the bones would crumble and spread, replacing all your tissue with dark colored bones until you look like OP's pic related. James R. Startzingstrengt would still be able to breath and is last words were if you don't reply to this post your mom will die in her sleep tonight.

cool

I never reply to these but this was very nicely done

i know this is false because this is the body of a soviet astronaut who got fucked up on reentry

it's one of those your mother will die in her sleep tonight posts isn't it

god fucking dammit

Noice

Dang it

those are the remains of a burnt up cosmonaut you retard

One of the better ones I've seen, nice job user.

good one

Also,
>James R. Startzingstrengt
>Startzingstrengt
My sides

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oof

Holy shit

Gay

i believed you faggot

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For a sec I thought you were trying to demonize nazis. Im glad i kept reading.
until the last part
Fuck you

Nigger

oh fuck you

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Protect me pupper

protect me pupper

I think you mean
>friend goals

>you will never be the golden boy of the Soviet space program, with a bro who goes on what he knows will be a suicide mission because you're too important to die when the ship inevitably fucks up.

Pour one out for Komarov.

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damn, what was the picture

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He fucking knew how dangerous it was.

wtf did that user say

Protect me pupper

oof

Thanks pupper

someone please spoonfeed me the background of this pic

Heroic Russian went on a suicide mission so the god damn communists wouldn't send his friend, the shitty Soviet craft inevitably failed and turned into a pancake. His body was completely destroyed and set on fire. The picture is his remains.

epicv

Thats what true friendship looks like

Always hate being late to see the edgy comments. anyone care to fill me in?

fuck off

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