Can we all collectively agree to stop responding to these "DUDE OMG CANT CASH OUT" threads

No, of course it isn't. Why in fuck's name would you even think for a second that it is?

obvious shill

have you tried it?
it's literally not possible

>be me
>be thanksgiving, family all laughing and joking, asking me when Im going to get a job or even pay rent
>tell them im actually a successful crypto trader, its been going so well i recently became a millionaire
>they all laugh
>show them my blockfolio
>i try to explain bitcoin
>uncle downloads blockfolio, types in 1,000 bitcoin, starts showing it around saying hes a crypto millionaire too
>everyones laughing
>tell them its true and i can withdraw from a bitcoin atm
>convince my family to take me to nearest bitcoin atm, 2 hours away
>they wanted to go to this city anyways for shopping, tell them ill buy some gifts for christmas
>arrive at atm
>atm only allows you to buy bitcoin, not sell it
>family getting impatient
>"enough user, your joke is going too far, lets just go to the mall now"
>i ask the convenience store clerk how do I sell with the atm?
>he doesnt know what im talking about, "only buy, you buy here"
>aunt goes up to the atm with a $20 and pretends it came out, look user, I sold my byte coins, how come you cant sell yours?
>everyones laughing as they head back to the car

im fucking done, you guys are worse than /b/, idk how you got this scam so big in the first place

Wow this is the lowest attempt at bait ever. Kys faggot.

Ok

Why the fuck would someone want to cash out?

Lol. If this is real you did it all fucking wrong. You really did. Think bigger.

Rent a lambo and drive it to your parents house. When they ask why tell them it's because you get bored of driving the same lambo every day so it's worth the cost to rent a shiny new one. Bring caviar to the dinner and wear a $50,000 rolex. When they ask where all this money came from, tell them you're a successful multi-million dollar investor, even if it's just one million. Tell them it's so fucking easy and make them feel like shit for not being rich. Tell them shit like you're going to be taking your private jet to your beach house in Santa Monica next week and ask if they want a little souvenir just to piss them off. Take a limo back to your home, when they ask if they can come tell them you'll think about it and don't call them again. Leave the lambo in front of their house and hire a butler to go and pick it up and return it for you the next morning.

They won't fuck with you after all that.

This meme is gold.

I sold 10k of eth and already moved 7k in the bank... what are you smoking desu?