>be me >be thanksgiving, family all laughing and joking, asking me when Im going to get a job or even pay rent >tell them im actually a successful crypto trader, its been going so well i recently became a millionaire >they all laugh >show them my blockfolio >i try to explain bitcoin >uncle downloads blockfolio, types in 1,000 bitcoin, starts showing it around saying hes a crypto millionaire too >everyones laughing >tell them its true and i can withdraw from a bitcoin atm >convince my family to take me to nearest bitcoin atm, 2 hours away >they wanted to go to this city anyways for shopping, tell them ill buy some gifts for christmas >arrive at atm >atm only allows you to buy bitcoin, not sell it >family getting impatient >"enough user, your joke is going too far, lets just go to the mall now" >i ask the convenience store clerk how do I sell with the atm? >he doesnt know what im talking about, "only buy, you buy here" >aunt goes up to the atm with a $20 and pretends it came out, look user, I sold my byte coins, how come you cant sell yours? >everyones laughing as they head back to the car
im fucking done, you guys are worse than /b/, idk how you got this scam so big in the first place
Christian Roberts
I don't understand this "cashing out is impossible" meme. There are many ways to convert to USD online, such as Coinbase or Gemini.
Thomas Myers
let me ask you a question, HAVE YOU TRIED to cash out? at least ONE fucking time? If you haven't go and see for yourself. There's plenty of people on the internet already realizing it, that it's all a sham, and this shit is going to explode at any time. Consider all your investment a loss and just start investing in REAL things instead of "muh digital assets". Don't say I didn't warn you.
Adrian Garcia
Meme scheme To scare away normos in order to accumulate
Hunter Mitchell
kekd
Nolan Cook
Yeah, multiple times, multiple methods, straight to my bankaccount or converted with a bitcoin debit card. Low iq memes
Evan Price
Good post.This should be screenshotted for Veeky Forums meme posterity.
Pls don't include me in the cap, I'm too self-conscious.
Eli Johnson
You posted this already like 5 times in a bunch of other threads. Good FUD. Please make a new greentext
Lucas Cox
I've cashed out it took less than 24 hours for funds to appear in my bank account fuck this autistic fucking forced meme.
Jaxon Cruz
fucking liars look at this
This is the first suggestion in Google search. People have been on it since the beginning. Crypto is a fucking SCAM and you ALL fell for it. Fucking retards, you REALLY thought you could make it flipping INTERNET MONEY? fucking KEK
Asher Long
You should probably disassociate from your douchebag family user, take a page or two of advice from Stefan Molyneux on this.
Benjamin Ross
Is this the new hodl meme?
Hudson White
well well well, looks like we've arrived at this point again. Where another poor soul finally realizes that crypto is a scam because you can't cash out.
You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out. Seriously, try it. You wasted all your money on internet bucks. There is no way to convert it back to fiat. All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank? Those are scams, the deposit never goes through. All those people saying it isn't a scam? They're shills for the scam "exchanges."
Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.
Post your address so I can just give away my useless BTC. I'm fucking done with this. Have 120 BTC to spare, I though I was gonna be rich. Fuck me.
Luis Cox
is this some kind of sick fucking joke? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ANY OF THIS IF YOU CAN'T CASH OUT
I WANT MY LIFE BACK
Gavin Rodriguez
Gimme your BTC so I can try cashing it out. 1AQxhXWhPeqXCQh6PdxZn7CTcwGzS3Eo84
Nathaniel Gray
I agree with this guy OP, if your a millionair in crypto then shouldn't be any problem to swing me $100 and ill try cash it out then, here is my address, oh and better yet make it $1000 Here's my address
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Parker Wright
sent
Samuel Johnson
Lol
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Plz and thank you.
Zachary Bennett
>sent $100 LARP harder, user.
Jordan Carter
...
Austin White
make my HODLday wishes come true OP
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Dylan Diaz
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Ethan Williams
this is literally the most retarded meme of all time
Justin Adams
just sent you 100k
Hunter Barnes
New
Aaron Gutierrez
Are you sure about that shit? Send me some and I'll try my local cash-out thingie
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Landon Reyes
Yeah, Coinbase I literally just said said sell the BTC, and send the usd to my bank account. It’s very easy. You’re not going to get cash, but you will get money in your bank account
Jace James
nuh uh
Leo Sanders
based /v/edditor
Dominic Gomez
How are people buying houses and pizzas if you can't cash out? Wtf are you doing? WOULDN'T THIS CASH OUT SHIT ALREADY BEEN ADDRESS? user WTF R YOU DOING?
Chase Torres
Shut up faggot I have cashed out thousands easily with coinbase
Lucas Martin
ARE U ALL THIS RETARDET GO ON litebit.eu MONEY IS ON THE NEXT DAY ON UR FUCKING HERPADERP REAL BANKACOUNT .....on the next day oh u are a Burger iam sorry for u.
Jacob Morris
obvious shill no one believes you
Jace Morgan
Your picture says it all. An Hero before things get any worse.
Evan Morris
So uber, betting and pensions are a scam. Great source user, you hilarious fucking mongol.
Colton Rodriguez
You guys do know this means BTC is gonna be skyrocketing soon. Its just to try to get people to sell so these huge buyers can get cheap btc before it goes parabolic its being spammed on every forum.
Jackson Sanchez
>Telling anyone you have fucking money. >Ever.
I'm growing a beard and wearing shabby clothes.
Robert Howard
Nope not sent, show screenshot faggot and we might believe you
Grayson Foster
just cashed out
Nathan Foster
Send me 10K BTC to cash out. Let's test your theory.
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Jordan Sanders
This meme isn't funny, it's just really, really stupid.
This board's already like 75% shit and this fucking garbage is pushing it to 90%.
Joseph Taylor
Livingroomofsatoshi.com for aus fags
Landon Turner
it basically fucking is I'm establishing some kind of business in singapore or marrying a euro-qt to cash out cleanly Ausfag here btw wouldn't have minded paying tax but they are really fucking shit up nowadays
Christian Green
autismo-9000
Christopher Cruz
Gimme so I can try this 1JQaa2gmHUyrLULziVz7F2CYMVDHGH3aKN
So often I wish these were real so I could get a lil extra and be less poorfag, fucked by my "Business degree"
Nathan Russell
>uncle downloads blockfolio, types in 1,000 bitcoin, starts showing it around saying hes a crypto millionaire too