Girl sees I’m wearing nice clothes

>girl sees I’m wearing nice clothes
>asks what I do for a living
>tell her I sell cocaine as it’s usually easier then explaining crypto
>she asks to buy some and gives me her number

What do Veeky Forums

sell baking soda cut with lactose powder for added effect

Explain crypto instead

Well this never happened

>What do Veeky Forums
Avoid her because you don't want a junkie gf.

Seriously?? Buy some fuckin coke and blow lines with her

Don't be a pussy

>wearing nice clothes
>in public
You fucked up right there, faggot.

I can usually tell how many newfags are on Veeky Forums at the moment by how many people actually reply to this post that is clearly b8

>going out in public
You fucked up right there, f*****.

sell her powdered sugar

>not blow torching your hard drive after every post

you dun goofed

>doing anything but posting on biz and seeing an occasional in-house escort

lolz

ITS DOLPH

Buy cocaine off the DNMs, resell with significant markup, fuck her, profit

The other day some cutie went out of her way to talk to me at my complex even mentioned her ex was a cop probably wanted to get invited in and bang but it was prime trading hours

>DNMs
The what

Better than an outhouse escort

Dark Net Markets, reachable with Tor and where you buy drugs and other shit with Bitcoin and Monero

this. WTF, make her come over lol.

suck her fat femine penis you fucking cuck faggot, then kys

buy some cocain and sell it to her with 20% markup? what the fuck else would biz do, like what is wrong with you

Sell her ground up asbestos

buy some cocaine and then sell it to her for more, like a real entrepreneur