What’s the difference between crypto and a woman?

What’s the difference between crypto and a woman?

A good coin doesn’t go down on you

Nothing, they both make you to lose money.

I don't know Grandpa, what's the difference between crypto and a woman?

/oh jesus he's going to tell that joke again

Crypto won't be outclassed in 1 year by the coming sex robots

woman will suck dick for you, crypto will make you suck dick

You don't feel as bad when your woman gets pumped and dumped.

Crypto let's you fuck women
Women fuck your crypto

You can actually cash out a woman. They call it menopause.

I get fucked by crypto

you can cash out of a woman

Alright you stupid squirt i never heard it before also get off my lawn REEEEEE

The "cash out" meme is from betas trying to keep the alimony down before they're allowed back in their own home on Jan 2nd 2018

Crypto has the potential to be useful.

they are actually very similar

if you have enough money you can make them go up and down

/thread

Crypto doesn't fart when you pull the meat out? No, wait, that's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator.

spbp

Reddit is that way, friend.

underrated post

Nothing you’ll lose money on both right when ur feeling ambitious... salty boi after being dumped

you can cash one out

Crypto gives me a return on my investment.

Crypto might still have value in 10 years.

only correct answer

There is no risk of accidental parenthood when you pump and dump a coin

>What’s the difference between crypto and a woman?

one will go to the moon the other will go to the kitchen


obviously

you need one, you don't need another

I fucking love this FUD meme

None
Latefags have to spend a lot of money to get in

Don't know but I pump and dump both

A crypto doesn't make you feel good for awhile and then steal half of your money....wait, fuck

Crypto will be with you during your darkest times.

LEL

This.

I told my gf that my portfolio gained $1000 today and now she's begging me to buy her a coat.

tell her that money is tied up in business. no matter what business you can't spend business money. paper profits does not equal profits, leave it in the exchange

Women are depreciating assets, Crypto is an appreciating asset.

don't do it

> telling people (even your 2d waifu) your power level

I told her exactly that. I said I won't cash out until I hit my goal. But you know.. investment is a foreign concept for most women kek.
I won't.
Eh my gf and I share about everything to each other.

you can cash out a woman, no wait. damn, you can't either

Crypto will mature at some point.