>grandma comes home
>"user, Im so proud of you, bitcoin is almost $9000!"
>hesitate for a moment
>in that instant she knew I had lost it all
basically she then sat me down and explained how every male in our family, including friends, lost their money trading. We are just.. immature boys
Is larping becoming a public mental health crisis?
>grandpa proud of me at thanksgiving telling me he's been researching eth and sees that it is at 450$
>don't have the heart to tell him that I went all in on chain link and lost it all
Fuck I'm sorry gramps
honestly yes, I think it's part of some kind of soyboycuck culture, fetishizing being a loser online.
It's a good story user, true or not. I like it.
>be me
>be thanksgiving, family all laughing and joking, asking me when Im going to get a job or even pay rent
>tell them im actually a successful crypto trader, its been going so well i recently became a millionaire
>they all laugh
>show them my blockfolio
>i try to explain bitcoin
>uncle downloads blockfolio, types in 1,000 bitcoin, starts showing it around saying hes a crypto millionaire too
>everyones laughing
>tell them its true and i can withdraw from a bitcoin atm
>convince my family to take me to nearest bitcoin atm, 2 hours away
>they wanted to go to this city anyways for shopping, tell them ill buy some gifts for christmas
>arrive at atm
>atm only allows you to buy bitcoin, not sell it
>family getting impatient
>"enough user, your joke is going too far, lets just go to the mall now"
>i ask the convenience store clerk how do I sell with the atm?
>he doesnt know what im talking about, "only buy, you buy here"
>aunt goes up to the atm with a $20 and pretends it came out, look user, I sold my byte coins, how come you cant sell yours?
>everyones laughing as they head back to the car
i want to believe this one is real
>manage my nanas portfolio for her
>she tells me to move all her litecoin into powr a week ago
>I don’t do because I think it’s a terrible idea
>At thanksgiving I have to explain to her in front of everyone that she’s actually down this week, not up 10x like she thinks
>he thinks he can cash out
You fucking loser, get a job hahahahha.