Finally able to afford a sex bot

some advice, you can get one of these for less than $30

Fucking this. Look at the lumberjack jaw on that thing.

Not everyone is a pedoshitter

they know their market

How you do it OP?

they gotta make it wide enough to accept my girthy american cock.

A lot of western countries are cracking down on pedophilia sex dolls.

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Srs question: where do you store one of those?

looks like melania trump

You cannot buy adult sex dolls in California????

On your bed, obviously.

Behind the kitchen window.

Male sex toys are a meme. Always go back to classic fapping after a couple of weeks. 5k down the drain and good luck selling it when you're done.

What a horrific waste of money.

Most adult women don't look like pornstars or prepubescent girls. It's hardly even about the body on this model, you could keep it that way and change the face.

ITT: sexists

How can we be sexists if we don't have sex?

Congratz on fucking some whatever the fuck that's made of.

I think you should take it to the next level with your own special song and idk, a gallon if lube.

WTF dude. Can't you just fap or fuck like a reg? That thing looks weird.

Buying used sex toys, disinfecting them, and selling them as refurbished is quite a lucrative business model. People sell their used shit for cheap as fuck because they're just glad someone is willing to take it off their hands.

>gonna fuck it so hard and cum all over it's nice tits. we all gonna make it bros
kek, thanks for the laugs user

See some nice prostitutes instead. You'll get bored of the doll and ashamed. Prostitution in the other hand is a cool thing to discuss in the right company.

It also costs a fuckton for what it is. It's a fleshlight.

The feeling for your dick will be the same. I actually don't get it.

This, you can get 20 hours with a decent hooker for 5k, some even move about and do cool stuff. Come the fuck on OP.

>wanting an attactive female bot instead of an ugly lumberjack dyke is pedophilia now
All roads lead to false dichotomy in assblasted roastie town.

unironically this

but you can squeeze the boobies

This. OP for $4000 you can get 40 prostitutes. That's pretty fucking good.

Is that 1970s Yoko Ono?

just get a fleshlight

Isn't this still technically masturbation?
Also using this doll wont actually simulate sex with a real woman so op will still be wondering right?

On the other hand OP has bought into an asset that doesnt depreciate as much as classical women or hookers, so his return on investment will actually be pretty high.

Lets try to evaluate his options.

>Buy 40 prostitutes @ 100 dollars each
Seems reasonable, but the risks I see here are:
1) He may get hooked on fucking prostitutes and end up spending more on them
2) Fucking a hooker has no resale value and no way to make profit unless you are the pimp in which case you wont be paying $100
3) Paying 100 for a fuck usually means wearing protection, or fucking some sort of drug addict, so risk of getting a disease from the whore

>Sex doll @ $4000
1) Wear and tear, OP is an early adopter so repairs costs are an unknown and may reduce ROI
2) OP might not like how the sex doll feels, which means wasted time, but not money if a refund can be had
3) OP might like the sex doll and get a new fetish for inanimate women leading to necrophilia and then becoming a serial killer

>Get a real gf @ 4000
1) Probably cant afford one as good looking as in OP but might settle for trailer trash that isnt too beat up
2) Wont get to fuck it as often as OP wants even though wear and tear is less on an issue
3) OP gets hooked on real puss and starts spending his money like crazy
4) pregnancy - aka game over

In summary, the sex doll, whilst having the highest initial outlay, will quickly be better value for money than the hooker after OP has fucked it 40 times, which depending on his needs may be as soon as 4 weeks. Even though there are hidden costs, there are no irreversible situations.

The prostitute comes in second but has hidden additional costs involving the medical treatments or police involvement.

Least value is the "real girlfriend" on which delivery isnt assured and will probably cost OP long after he is done fucking her.