JUST

JUST

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT WAS TRUE
THEY TRIED TO WARN US AND WE DIDNT LISTEN

I don't even know what to say about this. The dumbest fud campaign I've seen all year is putting out nearly professional quality memes. Which one of you is responsible for this?

Have you ever actually even tried to seriously cash out?

>fud campaign
lol. This isn't organized.
You're just mad you can't cash out.

Try cashing out, it literally doesn’t work. Tried to “sell” on coinbase today and it brought me to the buy option.

>I walk into my bank
>I tell the bank teller I would l would like to withdraw fiat please
>"What?"
>F-fiat please...dollars...
>"Ok, sir. How much would you like to withdraw?"
>3.2 Ethereum please
>"Ethere-what?"
>Ethereum....i-it's a blockchain currency...
>"Sorry sir, we can't do that here."
>I panic and ask her what If i do a dance for her and wink and do a fake laugh
>She just looks at me and shouts "next please"
>I run out of the bank and trip over on the way out and my paper wallet fell out of my pocket

ITS HAPPPENNNING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I literally sold a whole btc earlier today via gdax. I don't see what you're talking about.

I will fuck your mothers CIA faggots

>Thanksgiving dinner with family
>Been a NEET for the last few years but struck it big with crypto
>Excited
>Get up in the middle of the dinner
>Start clanking my glass like in the movies
>"I have an announcement!"
>Family is just staring eagerly
>"I am a cryptocurrency millionaire!"
>Dad starts laughing
>Mom shakes her head
>"user, we told you to invest your savings into college. How are you going to pay for university with bitcash?"
>Dad leans in "Is this why you don't have a girlfriend? You're trading monopoly money in your room?"
>Try to explain that I can cash out whenever I want and pay for school
>Go over to coinbase to show them
>"Click "Sell Bitcoin" for $10,000"
>Redirected to the frontpage
>"t-that's not supposed to happen"
>Start sweating, almost knock over my dakimakura when I reach for my mountain dew
>"user, we're very disappointed in you. Tomorrow you're going to apply at that local sandwich shop and start making REAL money"

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS YOU TOLD ME I COULD RETIRE OFF THIS SHIT

second largest Korean bank just announced they'll be offering BTC wallets and vault services. The day where you can walk into a bank and withdraw your ether might not be so far off. The banks resisted as long as they could, but now even they can see which way the wind is blowing and are getting on board.

You've never sold before.
Let me walk you through this...
You go to coinbase.com and do exactly what you said, but then you get a message that says, "Sell X BTC confirmed at @ Y USD" and then you wait 5-7 days and OH WOW ITS DONE.

This shit is literally a ploy to get retards to sell their coins.

paid shill

just play along and let us scare away the normies faggot.

Found the shill

Someone is actually paid money to make these threads. Just think about that. At the end of their shift, they send a long list of Veeky Forums thread links to their supervisor, including this one.

To OP's supervisor---this is a waste of time, you should give him a different assignment.

>tfw no pet tiger kitten

found another paid shill. Probably a Russian bot

Shill for what... have you guys never sold BTC->Fiat?


hurr durr found the shitposting retards. You can get out of BTC whenever you want. Actually, please do faggots.

You've gotta hand it to them, they're really dedicated to this campaign for the last couple days. I doubt it's really had any impact on the price, but efforts to keep BTC cheaper are fine by me.

t’s literaly impossible to cash out, just fucking try it, if you DO “cash out” post proof, but it’s impossible so good luck

I think they want to make people sell btc by cashing out to prove them wrong.

>replying to copypasta
There's always that special kind of retard

>Wake up for school yesterday
>Alarm clock didn't go off, instead woke up to the sound of my dad once again raping my sister in the other room
>10 minutes until the bus is here
>FUCK.wad
>Have to get my shoes out her room but don't want to interrupt the abomination that's taking place
>Suck it up and knock on the door, "Laci are you in there? I need my shoes sis" (pretending not to hear what's going on)
>"come in user"
>Dad pretty obviously zipping pants up, Laci wiping her eyes
>Dad snaps and throws my shoes at me along with a textbook, not even mine
>"GET THE FUCK TO SCHOOL WHY AREN'T YOU ALREADY GONE SHITBIRD"
>"Gee, thanks dad. See you later."
>Get on the bus, looking at the textbook that was thrown at my head
>Wtf? This shit's from like first grade. Can't believe we even still had this.
>Flip through it for nostalgia's sake
>Piece of paper falls out as I'm flipping through, appears to be blank
>Must've been used as a bookmark, oh well
>Le closer inspection
>Open paper up, see a weird code beginning with 1
>Wtf? Wonder what this is abou-- OH MY GOD
>Remember that I managed to mine 50 BTC back in the day just fucking around with the family's new computer
>HOLY SHIT.TAR
>Skip school, literally RUN to the bank
>"Excuse miss banker lady, uhh do you uhh know where I can, you see I found this bitcoins paper wallet I need to erm get the money value of..."
>Spaghetti flying everywhere
>"Excuse me sir? Shouldn't you be in school? And we don't take bitcoin deposits or exchanges here sir, I'm sorry but that ain't real money, we only deal in US fiat
>She calls the police, I get escorted back to school and my parents are called
>Get grounded, beat with dad's special studded belt, and sent to christian boarding school
>Mfw

Never try to cash out guys, it doesn't work.

lmao

coinfags BTFO

I'll cash you out personally, how about $500 for the 50 BTC?

This isn't funny man, you can cash out but I guess biztards became so bored they keep making these fucking threads because they got nothing else to do

you can always put more money in

cash out when the flippening occurs

the real flippening from fiat to BTC

I think what these threads have to show us, is that the only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. buy more bitcoins

This is a weird pasta. I wanted to get a boner, really I did, but it just seems off somehow. It's like imitation pasta or something. Chinese? New robot maybe? One of those Pennsylvanians? It's weird, whatever it is.

Yes. About every week both bitstamp and kraken work flawlessly

paid shill

But I want normies to invest
That's how a ponzi scheme works

why would they try to sell if they think you literally cant cash out?

These threads are a joke. I cashed out $10k of ETH gains in February (fuck me, right?) through Coinbase, no questions asked.

usdt is not money user

Coinbase doesn't use Tether, you fucking retard

Why would you want to cash out? BTC will be $70k by 2020

I did it too 4 times this year through Kraken. You guys are just sad to watch, desu

I tried to sell earlier today just to prove the fudders wrong. But Coinbase locked my account the moment I went to authorize the transfer to my bank. The email they sent me informed me that my account was locked because I had been trading with BTC, which is a known pedophile money. Coinbase did me a solid and signed me up on the sex offender registry too, just in case.

Is crypto for literal autists? Why the fuck there's so people like this who reply seriously to this shitposting?
I unironically assume they're autistic since not detecting sarcasm is a main trait of that.

>Is crypto for literal autists?

Unironically yes. The entire cryptosphere is funded by pure, concentrated autism

If you think weekly withdrawal limits of 15k are sufficient then you have seriously low standards. I make 2.7 million earlier this year in the AMD rally. Cashed out in a day, all the money was in my bank account the next week and I got on with my life. If that was crypto it would have taken my half a year and endless stress that it was going to crash in the meantime. Yeah no thanks.

shill detected

I tried cashing out today but my computer locked up and two FBI agents knocked on my door almost instantly. I asked them if they had a warrant but they brusquely shoved past me and started busting up all of my stuff. I politely asked them to leave but they just called me a scumbag and spat on my dog before sprinkling what I think was heroin on my floor and leaving.

What should I do now? I'm really shaken up...

Could the autism be harvested for energy to power more miners?

Whomst here is among the chosen ones that can actually cash out?

tfw I cash out from coinbase often

Yes.

Why do you think Veeky Forums exists?