>be at party last night
>overhear somebody say bitcoin is crashing hard
>look at my blockfolio
>its higher than ever
>come up to the group, jokingly say "haha its bitcoin crashing again? hilarious!"
>everybody laughs
>somebody says "ya it crashed like $100"
>I pull out a btc/usd chart, see the $100 drop after a $800 increase
>show them the chart somebody says "yup there's the crash! -$100 what losers buy that haha"
>mfw
but srsly why are people so dumb?
haha your a funny guy. Life of the party
hahhahaha user are you retarded, just put your money into a savings account like a normal person.
if you need to ask, you are the dumb retard as well.
-$100 is nothing
:D
However China still owns BTC and Russia owns ETH.
Best to invest in XRP or VTC, just so the chinks cant reck US interest.
>Pulling out trading charts at a party
LMAO
This too.
Who the fuck actually said anything to you after that?
>tfw you have no friends
Back to r/bitcoin
>somebody says "ya it crashed like $100"
>I pull out a btc/usd chart, see the $100 drop after a $800 increase
>show them the chart somebody says "yup there's the crash! -$100 what losers buy that haha"
mfw discover I was not invited to the Veeky Forums party last night.
>OP walks up to random group of strangers having a conversation
>pulls out his phone
>"haha its bitcoin crashing again? hilarious!"
>Group doesnt hear him, continue chatting amongst themselves
>"Guys look"
>shoves phone in Chads face. has to stand on his tip toes
>"Oh... bitcoin, yeah. cool dude"
>Group continues laughing and talking without noticing OPs existence
i didn't go all "OMG YOU'RE WRONG" i literally went in and agreed with them / joked with them
...
no dude, you fucked it up. They all probably think you are a weak autistic beta faggot now. I would be a nervous wreck if I was you, wondering what they are thinking of me afterwards. You are probably “that weird guy” now them. Never getting laid now
they legit thought I was agreeing with them, but think what u gotta think dude
have you ever been to a party before? like half the people are on their phones the entire time, showing each other pictures and videos and shit lol
Yeah, but un-invited and with math while potential drunk?
Unless you are me and jack off to charts you are going to shrug it off.
I went to parties to get drunk and rape women.. I think you are going to "kickbacks" if they still call it that
>"haha its bitcoin crashing again? hilarious!"
>hilarious!
Jesus christ you most definitely won't get laid talking like that
dude that's how parties work. you meet people. they fucking loved the chart cuz it showed the guys $100 crash, they all laughed and were "see!? I'm totally right!" i'd hardly call a picture math ...
You are supposed to lure the girl to a secluded area and force yourself on her
i go to parties to fight and fuck
not read my phone
Can confirm. Thats how my douchebag friend got my highschool crush.
They went out for a few months after too.
i was checking the nba standings when i was on the dancefloor the other night. don't be ashamed OP, we're all autistic here.
I'm not much of a fighter and I have a girlfriend.
I go to parties to get drunk, have fun, and meet people.
You sound old.
>gen smartphone tells everyone else how we're supposed to party
I'm sure that works so very well for you, considering your generation has the least amount of sex and the highest rate of adult virginhood.
you sound like a little bitch lol
Porn supresses our curiosity and satisfies needs whenever we have them. Its basic psychology, past generations have ruined us by making everything readily available.
>my friend at parties finds it his sole purpose to convince people to buy bitcoin like some car salesman selling cars to people who cannot even drive
so like, the opposite of me. I'm the traitor, I agree with the people saying "don't buy!"
you sound like a manchild that couldn't leave high school behind
You insecure kids think and say the most amusing things.
You sound like a nigger.
This. Persistence beats resistance. Girls only put up front and reject you once so they don't appear like hoes, also helps them filter the betas who will quit after 1 rejection from the alphas who will keep going