PREPARE YOUR BUTTS

when you forgot to prep the bull

Shit's broken yo.

It's like Y2K all over again.

tell me it won't break 10k and keep going up. i will literally lose it all if it keeps going up.

Jelly as HEELLY BROOOO ONLY 100 BTC before 1010!!!

The good news is that we made it boys, the bad news is that I'm still poor.

Russian Miner Coin
coinmarketcap.com/currencies/russian-mining-coin/#charts

10050

Holy surge

Handshakes all around, guys. I remember first seeing it on /g/ when you could mine hundreds of them a day on laptops. It's been a crazy ride. Where to now? It's fucking still climbing as I'm typing.

IT'S GOING HIGHER

nooo I'm still in shit coins

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Please crash kthxbye

Wrong photo

How much u own?

youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

Are those bots on gdax right now? Shit's spiking crazy directions.

Only 2.01 because I wasn't a believer.

>10k broken on bittrex
>no crashening
>no dragonslaying
>alts still losing in sats

Are you ready to admit that you aren't very smart, biz?

...

You'll still make it. I only have 0.1462

>a proper exchange not a meme exchange
>bitstamp at 9997
HERE WE GO

ALL WINGS REPORT IN

The final dildo

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RED MERCURY STANDING BY

>less than 2% market volume = proper

LOL!

sell the news

I wonder how hard this will crash. I wonder how much money I'll make off my alts. We'll see.

That's still over $14k when it reaches $100k user. We'll make it together dammit.

>9998.99
JUST

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:) Let's hope for 1Mil then

Holy shit I can feel it penetrating my asshole

fuck yeah, and big bang theory episode coming on Thursday

>9998.9
Whats up corecucks? Your shitcoin can't even breach 2$ barrier?

shut your whore mouth, y-you b-bully

>10,043

DOUBLE TOP SELL

dead

Mine are on bitstamp still not breached 9999.0

:'''-(

>Double Top

STOP LOOKING AT 1 MINUTE CHARTS

JUST IN TIME FOR NORMIES TO WATCH BIG BANG THEORY ON THURS.

youtube.com/watch?v=tr3KLCDAlnU
>I can't believe a single bitcoin is worth $5,000
>normies google "bitcoin price"
>$10,000

Are you ready for this? Really ready?

Anybody watching litecoin??? Seems like people are swapping as fuck. Get in NOW!

HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS

>they all get in
>it drops to 5k because smart money are pulling out
>they just themselves and it drops to 2k
BUY THE DIP

It's not going to go down, is it? We've hit the inflection point and will shoot up to 100k within a year, wont we?

you're literally fomoing it will drop, buy the dip

IMO the reason it paused here was because people had sell orders set at 10k. Now they're swept out but the people fear selling at the psych barrier are still being worked on.
100k is the next major milestone and psych barrier. As well as every 10k between, but to a lesser extent. And people will start measuring big movements by the 10 thousands.
Could easily end up at 100k.

if smart people were going to pull out it would have already dropped
the people buying at $10k are expecting to at least double their investment
realistically nothing will happen until we hit another psychological milestone like 15k or 20 even

New to this and really wanted to get in at 3500 but like the idiot I am didn't. Now I'm way to scared to get in. Can anyone spare like one satoshi, just so I can be part of the club too? If not I understand.
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On a related note, what are the chances for a substantial dip, so I can get in without shitting my pants? Been watching the price for a while now and kept saying I'll get in once the price drops again under 4000, 5000, 6000, 7000, but that never really happened

unless it crashes, I wouldn't expect it to dip more than 1k or so

stop begging like a pajeet and put some money in the rest of us

Just report begging pieces of shit. I'm sick of pajeets asking for bread crumbs, it's a bannable offense either way

and we will eat food in pill form, and instead of cops there will be cop robots who take bribes of 0.00000000000000000000000000001 btc

tfw Bitcoin will never correct again all the way to 1 million but you know if you invest another 50k in Bitcoin the universe will branch into a timeline where bitcoin immediately corrects and is mass-shorted on Dec. 11 and tanks, then is regulated out of existence

>bitcoin ticker widget

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYY MAN!

bithumb.com/
fucking chinks none of my coins is winning, why always all depends on this bastards, crypto always depends on others.

The universe is constantly branching, and you are in the most favorable branch for yourself. However bad things are, just remember that this is as good as it gets

Of course, I'm speaking from my own best branch, so you are probably not really here but instead in a better branch where I died a long time ago

This. Swapped right before btc hit 10k

10k its official now

>mass-shorted on Dec. 11

Any more info on this? I keep seeing 'two weeks' past 24 hours everywhere

Well, that's when Bitcoin futures are allegedly going to be offered on the CME. The logic is that super-rich people will dump some of their bitcoin and then make a ton of money on shorts.

$1100, the latest pump, ready poorfags prepare for the big fall

People were concerned about 10k, we blew past that, and you think 11k is where people decide they've had enough? No way. Those who held through 10k aren't scared anymore.

korean groups are pumping hard, what is their end game?