**GIVEAWAY THREAD** - NEWFAGS ONLY EDITION!

So I understand there's been a recent influx of normies getting into crypto. I know how it feels, I've been there - starting out, not knowing what the fuck to do, or what to invest in. BUT, I want to give you poor souls a chance.
So...

THE RULES:
-You must be NEW! No oldfags, you're already rich enough.
-You must submit a picture of a Sharpie (or similar object) up your butt. PLEASE include a time-stamp with the picture (writing the date on your butt cheek will suffice).
-You must post your bitcoin address in the same post as your picture, otherwise I will discard your entry because I'm not bothered sifting for your code.

THE REWARD:
-I will also give ONE ENTIRE bitcoin at random to one of the posters
-I will be giving out THREE 0.5 bitcoins (1.5btc in total) to another 3 posters at random

Good luck and God's speed, because I might be giving them away quickly, it's late here!

no one is going to fall for this you dirty, smelly pajeet

>No oldfags

fuck you phaggot I want in

Just because you didn't win last time I did a giveaway doesn't mean anyone else won't. Don't be salty, user.

Cannot embarrass myself more, already middle aged loser.
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Hm... I may look the other way, BUT ONLY THIS ONCE! Everyone else has to be new. It's unfair to give it to regular guys.

You have to go back Paco

nice thread

Emailed you the picture
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Im new, but its not worth it...

>14.88 BTC
Noice

lol
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Give me some btc or else your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Gents, I'm afraid you are not obeying rule 2!

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However, if you want to have mercy on a poor scrub, 0x57c88F871F61550C08066160CB3D0e0f2E405bec

I am afraid i have not recieved it yet. Still seing that 0 in my wallet. So help a human being out.
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Lol I am not giving you guys anything without obeying Rule 2.
FUCK IT, FIRST ONE TO SUBMIT AN ENTIRE ENTRY GETS 1BTC!

Please

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>or similar object
I have a pink dildo, is that okay? (male obviously).

you sad pathetic faggot, reevaluate your life LOL

You need to spread your buttcheeks so OP can see the pen in your butthole.

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