Who here /Chad/ that roleplays as a virgin Neet?

Who here /Chad/ that roleplays as a virgin Neet?
I get the best of both worlds

I'm not an attractive chad but I have the confidence of Chad and they are basically the same thing to women

lmao

>Chad
>beta
>alpha
Please leave this gay shit to r9k. This is a biz board. We speak of money. Not high school buzz words.

who /larp/ here?

have the best of any world

this is unironically true if you're tall btw
>be rich
>be 6'4
>never lose

This but I also have the autism of the average board poster. I can switch between the two modes whenever I wish. Truly best of both worlds.

Chadette here
Chadette during the day
Neet during the night

>funny
>attractive
>strong
>great personality
>the envy of men
>the desire of women
>roleplay as a vigin neet to satisfy my exotic comedy tastes

unironically the best life of all time

jokes on you, I'm a fucking ugly loser

>implying Veeky Forums isn't a bunch of /r9k/ NEETs trying to get rich
user I...

same but with a dick.

Not sure what you mean by thart stacy
DTF?

>junior officer in Marine Corps
>throws salary at BTC and shitcoins
>uses profits to buy computer to buy BTC and shitcoins and shitpost faster

I look like a Chad but am a virgin NEET. I've sexted with dozens of girls and women around the world I've met online though.

>it's a trap

You forgot

>arrogant faggot who thinks too highly of himself

I dont think you quite understand user, Im unironically the greatest. Thats why I roleplay as a neet, to tone it down

>t.manlet

>tfw /chad/ and non-larp neet
get on my level

>tfw virgin NEET who roleplays as chad
>no work
>no STDs
>no wasted money
>no drama
>no bills
>jerking off as I type this
>chicken tendies, laundry done by mom
>delusional confidence from avoiding all women and healthy social feedback
>reinforce my delusions by roleplaying about putting my big dick in stacy
>have chad's who roleplay as NEETs REEEEEEEEEE at me
Checkmate gaytheists.

toppest of keks, user

>best of both worlds
What in the fuck is good about being a vrigin NEET

>pajeet
>5'3
>240 pounds
>ugly
>probably have autism
>live with parents at age 31
>dropped out of college
>30k in student loans
>decided to try getting into crypto back in march to maybe earn enough money to get out of debt
>somehow managed to lose 10k of my own money in bitcoin as well as another 3k my mom gave me down the drain in chainlink and digibyte

i sometimes roleplay as chad but then it makes me realize how shit my life is

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Who here /Virgin/ that roleplays as a /chad/ that roleplays as a virgin Neet?
I get the best of three worlds

I'm not a normie at all but I look like one. Does that count?

will a neet who roleplays as chad please give me a greentext story? i want to be impressed or laugh my ass off or do both. pic related.