holy fuck biz chads, I just saw on big bang theory new episode with bitcoin and I remember trolling around in early 2011 on Veeky Forums and by mistake entered on /biz and read about this internet currency thing and after researching it a bit, found out that its value grows over time so I threw in like 2 grand and I bought for like around $0,8 and decided to leave it there and check it over some couple of years
meanwhile, I forgotten about it and suddenly I'M A FUCKING CHAD-MILLIONAIRE
here's the thing my biz chads, let's get straight to business, I will pay 10 bitcoins to whoever finds me a way to cash out all the bitcoins in a time span of 1 year (2018)
if you want to avoid tax, try localbitcoin or purchase with the btc things and sell them for cash.
otherwise just cash out on a big exchange
Lucas Wright
i would convert them into other coins like eth or xmr to avoid big taxes. lucky guy
Alexander Lee
Bad troll. Prove it..
Jackson Bell
literally zero creativity, c'mon OP
Bentley Mitchell
M8, give me 10 btc, because I just busted you. there were no Veeky Forums in 2011 It was created latter because whole crypto mania sunk /g/ into ocean.
Joshua Lee
Post wallet address as proof
Ryan Lee
nice larp
Zachary Jenkins
I could PayPal you ~2000 euros cash monies for 1? Could get my friends to do it too :)
Gabriel Sanders
>/biz >2011
kek
Jackson Wood
That doesn't prove anything, retard
Alexander Richardson
need a legal way, taxes included whatever /g /biz was back then, can't remember, been 6 years since i havent entered Veeky Forums and from a fast google search, /biz appeared to be related to the internet currency
no
wtf dude, my first thought was to come on Veeky Forums and ask for help that i'm willing to pay for, and you think i'm trolling? oh well, seems like i have to search for help somewhere else, stay poor biz chads
Robert Parker
nice larp
Justin Evans
put the coins on one or multiple hardware wallets, sell those wallets through some sort of trusted auction house or agency.
Cameron Murphy
local bitcoins a great way to meat people. Maybe you will find a man who wants not only fraction but bunch of them. Minuses: do not trust public wifi Exchanges limits your withdraws. Only smooth way would be find a buyer for whole bunch of them. Also there are those USB stick type wallets. Put some BTC in and sell as a wallet.
Dylan Moore
Ledger Nano (Wallet), that's how they are called. But cost 50+ dorrars.
Connor Jones
1: Find a lawyer or tax accountant that has a reputation with crypto currencies.
2: Once all of your assets have been looked over then you can proceed to sell your coins on the open market (over the span of 1 year)
2a: To have all of your earnings will be deposited into your bank account, Coinbase will be the simplest approach.
3: When tax season comes around have your accountant look over your forms on Coinbase and pay what’s due.
With a large sum of money like this, there is no way the irs won’t be monitoring you.
Please deliver OP, this will be life changing.
Here’s a pic of my pup I left back home to go to college. I miss hanging out with him.
52 weeks x 15,000 weekly limit on coinbase = 780k Find another exchange and do the same there. Report it to irs and sleep on your bed of cash.
Nathaniel Brown
I'll deliver you a mouthful of my hairy sweaty balls so you can forget about that dog of yours your fucking Cuck piece of shit.
Chase Bennett
Buy Tesla's with btc, sell them to retards for $$$
Austin Green
Kraken bro.
Blake Barnes
Do a sell limit on Gdax, then withdraw to your Coinbase wallet (No fees and instant) Then use an app on your phone called Revolut, you can instantly exchange any currency. Withdraw from coinbase to Revolut and then change to your native currency for free. Then just send to your bank, takes 2-3 days and you have Fiat.
Juan Rodriguez
Go to a big bank with a private banking and wealth management division such as JPMorgan, Citi, Credit Suisse, Indosuez...
I would suggest a European bank for this.
Basically what you want is to create a trust and with the help of your euro banker, create a SICAV. Place the SICAV inside the trust, transfer your BTC to the SICAV and defer taxes for as long as you want.
This is the basic idea, it's of course quite complicated and anyway.. Got to go.
Gabriel Davis
post the wallet larp.
Chase Brooks
Oh! Almost forgot! it's going to be 0.5 BTC for pointing you in the best direction.
