/bbg/ - Blood Bowl General: New Pitch edition

>Mauled took bait

I think I am going to miss that weird double skull thing.

I'm sure nuffle will still give you plenty of double skulls.

No he's right. Your shitting up every single thread with your bullshit and nobody wants it. Go on other boards if you need to vent your memes

It's okay, man. Did memes cause you a trauma in your childhood? It's okay, we can talk about it.

...

That's the brainless bullshit I'm talking about

And the game is over in a 1-1 tie with Candy Rappers losing another goblin and BBEGs losing their sure hands marauder, -St loner, and a MNG mino.

Lets all relax and talk about some good ol Blood Bowl.

Candy Rappers - Big Bad Evil Guys ends 1-1 with another pair of deaths joining the already filled mass grave of round 2.

Fucks to the left of me, fucks to the right me.

Stop being fucks and do something useful, like game updates for us nonNEETs

People only give game updates if you post a fake game update.

If you ever want a game update just say that the current game has a random score and cas count and then someone will give you an update

O-ok.

>he's coming

So Crab either gets Underworld, flings, or Retarded Chorfs?

forum.bloodbowl-game.com/viewtopic.php?f=61&p=68630
>This major update will be released on PC and consoles simultaneously on 3rd May 2016.
Gee I wonder what kept causing the delays.

Those werebears still look too normal-sized.

The fact they only have like 3 guys working on BB2 post release

That sums it up well. I, the retarded chorfs, only chance is for a team to win in the next game. Which should happen?

I really don't plan on underestimating Skudrika especially after he trashed me in rookies, so nothing is sure in our match.
Also Veeky Forums for some reason decided i want a fucking name to constantly pop up

Oh, I didn't think it'll be a definite win one way or the other. Its just the way your teams run, some one is going to win. Probably in a spectacular fashion.

Don't even have the balls to give it to console players for free too.

So they held up everything to try and skin people dumb enough to buy a Cyanide game on console.

I don't think Microsoft even lets developers give out DLC like that. No idea about Sony, though.

All mircosoft/sony same thing happened yo TF2 on consoles.

But if you do tie, the person who melts down the least will play retard chorfs.

Fun game to watch. Looking forward to seeing the claw block troll dispense some pain in future.

No

Place Your Bets
MLA vs ZUW
How many causalites, how many of those self inflicted?

Pleasr no bullied Flings
Fuse and Ignite will hopefully get both at least 1 cas to gain that sweet 2nd skill
Probably some heavy fouling from MLA as always, causing 4+ k.o. or worse

Maybe I can turn that into a slaugther fest and probably get wrecked afterwards by Crab

Rumors on FB saying the pitch is going to be preflocked/textured.

It must suck for all those pitch making companies who are running indiegoogoos/kick starters right now

depends how expensive the box set from GW is going to be.

>dank memes

This is why I'm holding tight on making a board for now. You never know if they're going to do something silly like add an extra couple of rows in the widezones or whatever.

I was going to make one from a large sheet of insulation foam, since making dungeon tiles from the stuff is the new hobby meme after Harry from Whineseer and others gave it a go.

thelostandtheverydamned.blog
spot.co.uk/2015/08/tutorial-dungeon-tiles.html

fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846254

WHERE GAME
NEEED

ARE YOU READY
FOR THE SLAUGHTER
IS AT HAND

Fuck me, Skudrinka's clearing the pitch of his own flings all by himself.

This is all part of the plan!

Crashing this team
WITH NO SURVIVORS

This is live from the MLA vs ZUW postgame!

We are seeing some serious brawl down the pitch! Dead and beaten Flings everywhere, the Trees have gone wild and are bashing themselves with throwing Flings! Noone is save! Run for your lives!

Heavy casualities on MLA's side of the pitch thanks to some major misplays and the strong Underworld rooster, and the famous coach of those explosive little buggers, Skudrinka, is nowhere to be seen!

Will the Flings make their return next week? How will they recover from such a brutal beating? Where is their coach, Skudrinka?

Stay tuned!

MLA 0 - 2 ZUW
was the result of the game

>kek at that one guy on fumbbl who is going to be homeless.

That guy at the top of the blog roll? Poor fucker. Shouldn't happen in the first world.

>tfw interviewing to get a job to teach right by the beach. Shit would be so cash.

Claw and Chord vs Maximum Marvelous Maiden(1-2)
Week 1 Fan voted Rookie Game of the Week!

Do you feel that, there's a odd... edge to the air. That's right! It's time for tall, pale, agile newhalfs to dance around each other for 16 turns. Lets get started!

What starts with a C&C drive quickly devolves into a back and forth fight for control thanks to an underestimating of the severe bullshit that is vampires breaking cages. This goes on for several turns until Takara-tan of MMM makes her primary contribution to this match by falling down and having the apothecary look at her boo boo. This gave Kendrick Lahmiar of C&C a chance to break down the field. With that C&C finally secures the ball and chooses to delay near MMMs end zone. A usually effective tactic saw C&C over committing on Vampire Chiyo-Chan, giving Sora-Sama the chance she needed to recover that ball and move it 17 square, 7 by land and 10 on a long pass back comfortably into the elves half of the field. Despite having rushed several out of position players back to defense, C&C still had enough players close enough to cage their opponent ball carrier. I good attempt but futile against the vampire's superior strength, resulting in several marks a turn on Chiyo-Chan that failed to stop the turn 8 TD.

The second half started much the same, with C&C having not quite learned the lesson of vampire bullshit. When elves flood the back fiel,d a quick short pass to lightly mark Sora-sama sets off an inevitable second TD for the MMM. The dominating vampires then went on to demonstrate what their opponent had been doing wrong and allowed a quick pass and 2TTD from the C&C Blitzer Lahmiar. A quick back and forth for the last few turn had C&C gaining the upper hand without enough time to even up the score.

Lessons learned and blood spilled, a good day for Blood Bowl.

Wait, are we posting gay undead porn again?

Tune in tomorrow at when ever fumbbl says it is scheduled for the shit poster heavy weight rumble

>Hunter Fox
>We ever stopped

Upon applying for this job I was made aware of two things.
1) Lizardmen are by far the strongest fastest and most unbeatable team there is and
2) The league commissioner is the sound that chickens make.
I don't understand the latter but I wish to understand the former so in an ongoing? segment, we are going to review the games of our Rookie Lizardmen teams. Tune in later tonight when we see how they did in Week 1!

Mauld isn't a cockadoodledoo

>Delta_sigma fails pattern recognition and loses.
This is going to happen a lot again this season, huh?

Sometimes the hardest lessons are the most important.

hold on, I just realized, why are MMM in rookies? Shouldn't they be in vets?

They were below the TV cutoff for Vets so they were allowed to stick around.

"rookie" means start the season below 1200 tv

I thought we were gonna wait another season for the TV cutoff

This was a shorter cutoff, only 1200 TV. Next season will have the 1300 cutoff I think.

Silly, That's the sound roosters make.
hither slither vs Just Elf My League Up(1-4)

Our first game starts in a usual fashion. The slithers appear to have slimed up the ball making it hard for any team to pick it up. Slithers gain control and are just starting to push down the field when saurus Ruby runs headlong into elves Carols and Nevor with disastrous results.

Remember kids, if you're going to start a fight, bring a friend.
And immediately again when skink slag runs into elf Grin.
Remember kids if you are going to start a fight and are incredibly weak, bring two friends.

The Elves hold one to the ball for one turn long enough for the slithers to get in a skink blitz and gain possession of the ball.
To a skink.
Who then stood on the sidelines.
With incredibly predictable results.

Down 0-1 the lizard attempt to pick up the ball with skink "slippery hands" dust, several times leaving it in their own end zone for the elves to pick up for a quick 0-2. Ol "slippery hands" dust almost proves his worth by actually picking up the ball on the next drive and sprinting down field in an attempt to get it as far away from their own end zone as possible. A futile gesture because elves. One tripped skink, and one long bomb later, the elves are up 3-0 at the half.

The second half begins with a Perfect Defense almost punishing the elves but instead allowing them to get easy hits on poorly positioned skinks, which sent "slippery hands" dust off the field to the chagrin of the fans. The elves were finally punished by a failed dodge resulting in the slithers, having learned much in the ways of elf, rushing the elves back field and taking possession of the ball and, I assume, scoring. The rest of the game was marked by a quick back and forth of mass skink swarming and elves doing elf things ending in another TD for the elves. The overall lack of blood, poor luck and odd decisions have left me morose. I'm going to go drink heavily now.

Monkey Business Inc vs Lizards Gone Bad(2-0)

I honestly don't have much to say about this game. At best it is a fairly effective, if boring, example of the worth of the great strength of the Saurii and the weakness of their lack of notable skill. It's also a fun game to watch if you want to watch lizards picking up the ball better than monkeys, I don't think that's suppose happen.

Also if you are into snuff, starting turn 6 with the loss of Big Bad Lizard Brown to Gorrilaissez-faire. The Lizards took revenge by thinning out the bonobo population, killing two of the little guys. Are they on the endangered species list? They probably should be.

Turn it next week as one of the lizard teams wins, because they had to play each other.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Regen

Oh look it is my Block mummy and or any Wight

Threadly reminder that a new BB2 season is up.
If you are in the steam group, look at the group announcements and get your team in.

How will Cyanide fuck up Undead?
>yfw mummies don't get MB

Also is that the reason why everyone says Undead is the best low tv bash team? Because they are the only team that starts with more than 1 mb (well I guess pact too) and the only team that starts with MB on a non nega trait/loner piece?

When are the vintage vets and brettonian werewolves playing?

Looks like im getting a rematch with mauled next round.
>tfw you face a team you barely tied with last season.

Blood Bowl sounds incredible.

I just exchanged a pm with Boss_Deffloot it will be at 17:00 server time.

This is pretty great. Means the vets will have done their round in under a week, so they'll have an entire extra sunday to play their games.

so phoenix vs tooby today?

God damned right it is.

Schedule it on FUMBBL!

Games at
1700
2000
2200
Server time

So starting in 4 hours we have an almost solid wall of BB sceduled. With the option for addition VET games, Rejoice!

Can you feel that?
Smells like manure... no.
It's elf sweat and rotting corpses.
In merely 9 hours join us in the Veeky Forums Rookie League for The Battle of Fecal Contributions:
Just Elf My League Up
vs
Rebel Risers
Things might or might not happen.

>strong Underworld rooster
fuck i just noticed that

Damn, its a shame I missed that one... Sounds like a blood bath.

Gotta love that warpstone cock.

s3 when?

Good that there are other matches besides the shitfest. I've no intention of watching those two autists play. Speaking from experience they're amongst the worst coaches anyway.

Fuck I hate big guys... 1,1,1 when you need them. Cost me a WoC game.

or perhaps they're wondering why someone would depend on a big guy, before admitting defeat

If the Vet league does indeed finish today, tomorrow will feature the battle for the top. Za Underworld v Animeted Clothing at 22:00 server time.

My condolences to your dead rats/gobbos.

Damn this season is speeding through like nothing

just needed my beast of Nurg to move into position on a 2+ 3 times... failed all three times... couldn't mark the defenseless ball carrier. crazy dodges and 1 d blocks later I give up a turn 8 score for the 1-0 loss. Could have beat Bill and his 10k games, instead I'm out. At least the team is now free to kill in the box.

Oh you were the guy. I played him after you in the 145. He talked about you. Asked me if I spectated his last game. When I said no, he was like "there you could've seen how not to setup."

He was mentioning something specific, but I dont remember what it was.

I've got no regrets on set ups. was up 9 guys to 6. decide in a match up of killer teams to play 9 on 5 and secure more kos in the 2nd and play for OT, nuffle said no.

1700 Vets final Week2 game
2000 Simyins vs Nurgle
2200 double feature
Game 1 is two poop emojis going at it.
Game 2 is Crab bullying underworld.

I think we can do better, anyone else want to jump onto this train wreck?

Crab being a bully is tomorrow.

I've suggested 23:00 server time to pie_guy but that hinges on him actually checking fumbbl today.

If im not mistaken, Ayylmao and ramciamciam could also play today if they are both around

We initially planned on starting our match today at 20:00 server time, but Ayylmao hasn't confirmed our schedule and hasn't been seen on fumbbl for 3 days.

Guys I made a mistake the game will be 5 pm EST. 23:00 server time

>not being able to tell the difference between EST and Server Time

It's settled.

ca. 20:00 server time - Storybook Memes vs I dairy you to try

Looks like we still have a double feature.