A mighty champion of the Emperor's Children, a veteran of the Long War...

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Replication
>mfw
holy shit that is slaaneshi as fuck

wait a second, does this mean I just became the Emperor?

>Lethal Environment Manipulation
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lethal_Environment_Manipulation

I guess I kill him.

>vector manipulation
Say hello to the sun!

Well the Emperor was apparently nigh omnipotent before people started worshiping him.

So no?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Empowerment

Tzeench, buddy, do you want to talk to me about something?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Manipulation

I shall never run shy of lube. I shall drown him in it.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Abomination_Physiology

Jokes on him, I -am- Tzeentch!

>just being a -thing- makes you Tzeentch

Hey, Tzeentch can shoot lightning, dude, you're like way worse than he is!

Duh

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Pillar_Projection

Neat. I think I can take him.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fork_Manipulation

well, fuck

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Power_Augmentation

If I'm scared enough, there is no problem. But if there is no problem, I'm not scared enough.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hakutaku_Physiology

So, omniscience, basically. Also unaging. Total pre and post cognition. Any victory that can physically be, I may have. And there are many paths to victory that humans cannot see because of their limited imagination.

Slaaneshi followers crave extreme emotions and experience..... I feel that this is just going to compound the issue.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Manipulation
Aha! Looks like it is HE who will suffering the orifice abuse tonight!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Filtering

I think I'm fine. I just delete the Marine coming to rape me.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Magic
>Sex_Magic

Hory shit.

that other guy had some hope, I see no way to use this other then to spread them.

...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sanctification

FUCK YOU DAEMON, EMPEROR BLESSES ME!!!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stealth_Tactics

Metal boxes?

I feel like that would only make your situation worse.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Augmentation

The marine feels enormous shame at his many lifetime of truly depraved acts and turns back towards the light of the Emperor.

Tzeentch both taketh what he giveth away.

>>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destruction
uhh guys what do I do?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Manipulation

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!

>The power to have negative supernatural effect placed upon you.

Y-You wouldn't touch an innocent spawn, would you Mr.Marine? grblgblglbgblgrbblgrl!

Destroy the galaxy.

End it, user.

Let 40k die before they Sigmarize it.

Give us the mercy Fantasy deserved.

Let it die, give 40k the death it deserves.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Acid
Melt, fucker

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mockery_Physiology
So i turn him into a follower of the emp. Muhaha

>mfw when I do what Abbaddon couldn't and end it all

> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Orientation_Manipulation

... I mean maybe?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planar_Entity_Physiology

I guess I'm blinking back to my home plane, possibly bringing his dick with me. Then I can poop it out and add it to the trophy cabinet.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

I won.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_Viewing

Oh boy I can watch my horrific rape in multiple dimensions!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Martial_Arts

I never asked for this

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Retraction

My body is ready.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disintegration?useskin=oasis

I stand a decent chance

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery

YEAAAAH

The usual Khornate response to Slaneshi bullshit

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amusement_Park_Monarchy
You are a real dick, Tzeentch, you know that?
Fuck you.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tengu_Physiology
>the tengu were originally thought to take the forms of birds of prey, and they are traditionally depicted with both human and avian characteristics.
I play tricks on him like daddy tzeentch would.

You must make Mr Bone's Wild Ride.

Quickly!

Not as good as some others here, but it will save me. Brb going to walk straight into the eye of terror

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reflection?useskin=oasis

Oh shit, never mind, I'm fucked

"User can only reflect powered attacks but fatal to physical attacks."

Yeah but if you make it into the eye of terror it destroys itself.

Or at the very least whatever are you are in unravels from existence because the entirety of the warp is pure energy taking various forms.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Creation

This power seems counterproductive here...

well you'll be needing a new body after the shit he's gonna be putting you through..
>by body I mean anus

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Object_Sensing
Yay... I guess???

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_Drain
Sure do want to take brain powers from ripped fuckhuge pervert.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Negation

I mean... I survive I guess

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Golden_Rule
Goddamn it, Tzeentch, what the fuck does this do for me in the short term? I'm going to be rich, fine, but I'm still getting raped to the Warp and back. The hell does this do me?

But after that user, would you really want to?

You'll be able to buy yourself a new ass afterwards at least.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Whip_Generation
Time to introduce a new type of bondage.

If I still have enough of a body left to- No, wait, slaaneshi take pleasure in excess. Surely, a great enough excess of money will prevent my Warp fucking!

>tfw they take your money and ass rape the shit out of you

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Mimicry
fucking tzeentch

No use crying over spilk milk mate.

Shit, you're right. He would do that... I know! I'll pay everyone else with powers in this thread enough money, they will act as meatshields for me unconditionally!

This nigga passes the fuck out
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serenity_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

bitch slap him back into the eye of terror.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Manipulation
Ya know, I'm alright with it.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desire_Inducement
I make him want to fuck the next fire hydrant

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ergokinetic_Claws

Considering that it's a damn chaos space marine I doubt I'm ever going to get a chance to kill it but I can damn sure make sure he doesn't get to fuck anything other than a corpse today.

Goal: Land at least one hit that'd make Russ proud before I die.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zipper_Generation
I think I can do this

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulation

Looks like one of Fulgrim's pathetic offspring is about to get wrecked hard for abandoning the Siege of Terra and for all their faggotry during the Legion Wars.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping_Presence?useskin=oasis

Warping Presence? My mere existence fucks with Tzeench. I must be his champion or some shit. This Chaos Marine is gonna get mind fucked until he becomes a chaos spawn.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_Learning
I learn his fighting style to counter him, or could I learn how to be an Avatar of the Emperor?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fission_Inducement
Thanks, Tzeentch this going to be mighty helpful.

I guess you could say that your totally forked?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immutability
Rekt

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul-Bound_Weapon

This one is really broad, I could have anything from a soul bound long sword to flaming browning machine gun. Unless it increases my initiative or can be used at ranged I'm done for.

And with that pun i knew there was no longer a place for me on this Earth

Fork you, man.

I'd rather spoon : D

This is getting out of hands, godammit Tzeentch

That's why there's always a fork around in case things get out of hand

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Vessel

Hahaha. Chosen of Tzeentch. Eat shit, degenerate follower of the ladyboy god.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fungal_Empowerment

Tzeentch sends me the blessings of Nurgle! Good thing there's a box of mushrooms and a chunk of Roquefort cheese in my fridge, Imma go full Man-thing on that Slaaneshi twat.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Papyrokinetic_Wing_Manifestation

What the fuck

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Soul

Despite how faggoty it is, i suppose this guy can't fly for shit.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Constructs

Can Dark Fire Constructs melt through ceremite plates?

Well you'll have to be quicker than him and hit him first so there's that

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environment_Creation

Wow that is just fucking easymode for me I just create a frickin lava pit underneath mister ass destroyer here and close the hole with tons of granit.

>close the hole with tons of granit
Also what he's gonna do to your ass once he catches you

Well that's unfortunate, as granit is not a real thing.