Your party is beset by a pack of dire kittens

>your party is beset by a pack of dire kittens

>a cat is fine too

Aren't they tiny, though?

That man must have incredible self-control to not pet that kitten.

About 12 years ago, running some 3.5E D&D
1st level party decides to 'help' village by investigating the 'witch' on the edge of town
'Witch' is a 2nd level druid/crazy cat lady with a pack of about 20 house cats...
PC's start some shit, someone didn't like cats.

>Wizard goes down to cat bites
>Rogue goes down to cat bites
>Cleric goes down to cat bites
>Fighter goes down to cat bites and the odd beating with a stick

There's photographers for you

Why are cats so deadly in TTRPGs? I remember a WoD story where someone almost died in a grapple with a house cat.

I want Cat Lady to be a prestige class

Dunno
Mostly its just shit game design or something, but it was very funny at the time. Those little fuckers are pretty mean though, death by cat scratches has got to be a bad way to go.

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