MtG is unbalanced

all removal and counterspells should be taken out of magic

That's half the fun.

Would a card that cost 1WU and said "Creatures can't attack alone" be that fucked up?

Assume the set it's published in doesn't have Exalted

you'd still have both damaging the player, if swinging with 2. The wall blocks one.

How can a symmetrical game be unbalanced? In all formats, you both have access to the exact same card pool.

>uncommons are better than majority of rares

It's the kind of card I wish was Legendary so I could build some funky thopter-token EDH deck out of it.

You use 8 mana to cast it, then I use a 2 mana doom blade
Lol

what if that one creature had fear or was generally unblockable?

My dick is unbalanced.