That one guy who cannot go through an entire sessions without stuffing his face

>that one guy who cannot go through an entire sessions without stuffing his face

Who cares dude? Let him stuff his face if he wants.

Look motherfucker, you sons of bitches decided game night had to be after I get off of work and exactly when I usually eat dinner, so I'm gonna fuckin' eat you piece of shit.

*CRUNCH* *CRUNCH* *SLURRRP*
>Hey user can you repeat what you said I missed it.

Who in their right mind eats at the table? You're here to roleplay and throw dice not to have a fucking feast.

He sounds like an asshole. Don't play with assholes.

I'm alright with people eating during the session, so long as their polite about it and it's not overly distracting.

Are we talking food or dicks?

I don't mind one bit if they bring food, but we're not stopping this session for you to go get some. Yes you make my apartment stink of McPovertys for two days afterwords, but at least you don't interrupt our game.

In my group, sadly that's both. I play with two couples, and they're always all over each other. One isn't too bad because they're chad and stacy and frankly I'd pay money to watch them bone, but the other couple is a fat guy with bad skin and a sickly guy with horrible skin, and it just makes me uncomfortable - not only because of the gay thing, but also they're gross.

>Not having food ready and role-playing having a feast while your characters are having one.

Do you even immersion?

>when he has greasy hands and he touches your cards