That one guy who cannot go through an entire sessions without stuffing his face

Pretty much this. Everyone in the group has jobs and families so game night is usually right after work. We eat before playing and then snack throughout the rest of the night.

Eat before or after. Or just say something and have it moved. Don't be a passive aggressive baby.

>that one guy who cannot stop frogposting

Does the chad's real name start with letter M by any chance?

No. Interesting to see that there's more than one group in this thread alone with the chad+stacy and two gross gays relationship combo in their group. They're not gross because they're gay, they're gross because they smell bad, are in their late 20s with acne, and I don't think ever wash their hair.

On the bright side, you've both got the opportunity to answer the age-old question: Can That Guys reproduce?

Mine aren't "that guys". I used to play with a "that guy" - and a terrifying one at that - and he has two kids, so the answer is a hard yes.

Right here bro
>tfw rubbing your juicy moobs at the other players gf

>eww gays
This is what you sound like, regardless of how disgusting the two are

Or alternatively he could just eat while playing as long as the rest of the group is okay with that.

Fuck off, frogposter.

>that one guy who whinges on Veeky Forums instead of telling the other guy to stop

>>that one guy who cannot go through an entire sessions without stuffing his face
You have sessions that last less than 4 hours?

It really is just so much easier to eat before you leave work, or stop by somewhere and eat there, or just eat in your car on the way, or just eat after.

We generally play for 5-6 hours. If you can't go that long without eating, congrats on your morbid obesity or diabetus.

Hey, that's the new hot favorite thing on Veeky Forums lately - complaining.
It's not like you can go on Veeky Forums and discuss or contribute something instead of complaining, amirite?

>5-6 hours

I can barely manage 2 hours as the GM. What's your secret?

Dude, not everyone likes to stuff themselves every time they eat.

>just so much easier to eat before you leave work
Eating on your time off? Faux pas. Eating in front of your boss at the end of the day after you already presumably took lunch? A-ok, what's the problem?
>or stop by somewhere and eat there
user gets kicked from the group for always being late

>What's your secret?
Sounds like a player problem. They should be energizing you. My group back in highschool was exhausting because they were so passive, but my group now really pushes the story so it's much more of a reactive job.

>that one guy who cannot go through an entire session without getting drunk

And then he gets mad at me for being drunk, the bastard.

>user gets kicked from the group for always being late
"hey guys, can we push Wednesday's game back 30 minutes? k thanks"

>The group that doesn't all chip in for food
Ok why do people have this problem??? My group plays friday nights after work/co-op/school/whatever (youngest is 2nd year college and we all know each other from highschool) We start at 7 and order pizza right away. we hang out until the pizza arrives (you know cause we're all friends) then all chip in for the pizza and have dinner. THEN we start the session (usually around 8ish) and run until 2 or 3 in the morning. We have beer and snacks freely available because we all split the cost.

Is this not what everyone does? how does the group function otherwise? Aren't the other players in your group your friends anons?

Is my group the only one that has a proper dinner at the GM's house literally before playing?
Someone cooks, we have a sit down dinner, then we begin the game.

t. Mr Skellington

Depends. You offering? Sailor ;)

Fuck you dude. 6 hours and I'm gonna at least want a snack. I'm 6'4" and workout, I need food you fucking skeleton. Just because I don't want to become undead doesn't mean I'm an asshole.

>The one frogposter who doesn't stay in his containment board

thanks for reminding me i was on half chan
laters cucks

>That one /a/ poster that doesn't stay in it's containment board

fuck off then, cripplewheels' Veeky Forums is dogshit

gtfo to /a/ raging faggot

Most groups don't have that much time to spare. People are busy, have families, other hobbies, other social groups.

>no

I'm actually a bit on the chubby side. It's just that sometimes life gets in the way and you have to go a while without eating. Work, hanging with friends, watching movies, there's tons of times where you just don't have time to eat and you have to go 6-8 hours without eating. Eat a decent amount before you have these situations and you're golden.

I swear this is an American thing to eat, eat, eat. All the Americans I work with, fat and skinny, always seem to snack through the day. Even if it's just a tiny bit of food here and there.

>so the answer is a hard yes

trust me, nobody but that guy in question is hard when answering that

>that one guy who cannot go through an entire evening without shitposting

Don't try to compare /c/ with /r9k/, the place where people think that posting ugly frogs is funny and being a piece of shit who faps the whole day has its merits

>defending the /c/esspool

I have a guy like that, but he's alright. He just got over a really bad sickness and he lost nearly 20 pounds. He was only 140 pounds to begin with. So he's really hungry all the time trying to regain the lost fat and muscle.

I wish I had a guy who ate during our sessions. One of my players comes with a 2L bottle of coke he buys at the gas station 2 blocks from my house every time we play. The bottle is room temperature and he drinks the entire thing over the course of the night. It's really gross.

One of my group members always used to be late because he picked up Canes or McDonalds on his way over after work. It was frustrating but at least he was there. I'd settle for anything now.

>hey guys let's all chip in for food
>eats 90% of it

We get that your mommy won't buy you enough snacks at home and your NEET ass can't drive to the grocery store, but I feel like I'm your goddamn father - and not just because I have to drive your ass to and from home.

>user you know we all have tight schedules and can't really afford to waste another 1/2 hour

>that one guy who memes, telliNG other to stop meming.

Gays are disgusting regardless, though.

Not him but there's a huge difference between classic Veeky Forums memes and cross-posting /a/shit.

Inb4
>forced elf
>classic

>that one OP who cannot go through an entire day without stuffing his face with dicks

>tfw my group normally breaks for a meal somewhere in the middle

I really don't see what's so weird.

"Boy's Club was a mistake."
-Matt Furie.

You come to play, not to eat. My place is not a restaurant. I do not like invasive smells.

Maybe he's role playing having a feast and is just getting really into it by bringing his own props. Sort of like when I played Skyrim when it first came out for 27 hours straight and only ate and drank when my character did.

>invasive smells
You play with allot of Indians or Asians, user?

Asians. Also fast food lingers badly.

Interesting fact - Asians actually have less of the specific type of sweat gland that produces body odor.

Source: I can't remember, but probably /pol/.

Well that's true. Though I myself like the smell of Americanized Chinese food.

>Americanized Chinese food
If I wanted to eat salt, dirt, and MSG I'd lick the floor of a ramen food plant.

>ew gays
>implying lesbians aren't worse
I'm not talking the gay-for-pay or lipstick lesbians though, I'm talking Shay-tier mannish hambeasts.

Twinks are great. I say this as someone who'll go either way

Condors. Condors are on the verge of extinction... If I was to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say.

Americanized chinese food is delicious, don't know what you're talking about.

See, I normally run games at my home. If someone actually sperged out over food being had in an eight hour session then I would probably not play with them any more. We play from 2 to 10, it's relatively unreasonable just to tell everyone to wait till after 10 to have dinner.

I've paid for the pizza for 15 years. I must have spent thousands on food for you. If you want to bitch then you can buy the food.

>Whiny teenagers who are too retarded to not hang out with people they hate

alternatively

>Human garbage so deplorable they have no one else to hang out with except other piles of human garbage.

>24 Hour Day
>8 Hours, on Average, asleep
>16 Waking Hours in a Day
>3 Meals a day is the recommended amount
>You're supposed to eat once every 5.3 continuous hours.
>"If you can't go 6 hours without eating you're morbidly obese"
>This statement doesn't include how long they ago they ate before the session began.

Are you an idiot?

Or alternatively
>playing with friends and their friends, even if you don't like their friends you just have to put up with them because it's all or none

>placing meals equidistant like that
>not having adaptability built in your schedule

Are you autistic?

But I was in the barrel last week.

We normally have snacks or pause the game for dinner.

>not feasting in celebration of your in game victories

Why shame your self in such a manner

that guy who's such a shithead that he limits what's allowed at the table for no good reason

With cock?

come on dont play coy

>that one guy at the table who brings his girlfriend along

this, it's about as autistic as DMs who have a no cell phone rule

It's not as autistic. No cell phone is not as bad as no food. It's actually a little rude to eat in front of people who aren't eating - at least without asking them first and/or offering them some.

Some hosts also don't like the mess, the smell, at the end of the day it is their place.

>he lives in a place without good american chinese food.
I pity you, user, your missing out on some good stuff.

Maybe you aren't playing the right kind of game.

>he lives in a place without good actual Chinese food

Likewise.

Americanized chinese food and actual chinese food are entirely different. Liking or wanting one does not disqualify the other. Anyone who things so is a dumb nigger.

I can't go an entire session without taking a shit.

But that's because I usually eat my dinner before sessions.

Hopefully it's not a stinky dinky. I hate when people use my toilet and make it smell bad - unless you're a woman, that's okay then.

>bending to the whims of others
>not implementing a rigid system due to adversity, nay, because of it.

Are you well adjusted?

>acquaintance invites me to a group
>hell yeah I can actually PLAY ttrpgs now
>GM is complete control freak
>hands out a list of rules including
>no eating
>no drinks (both alcoholic and non)
>no cellphones
>no talking out of character (must use character voices as well)
>no swearing
Made it through one session with a warning for cursing. Guess it's back to being forever GM

Not as different as people make them out to be. Most of it is just "real" Chinese dishes that were altered because some ingredients were more or less available in North America.

You're spot on otherwise, though. The only people who really care are white hipsters and 5th generation "muh heritage" types. Kind of like how """authentic""" Mexican restaurants are mainly found in gentrified areas while actual Mexican neighborhoods are full of burrito places.

Eh, I'm always the one who gets shitfaced at least midway through and eats with increasing fervor as time passes.

Every morning after a game night I feel bloated and sickly.

>new

Hey man I'm hypoglycemic

You only have one of those?

It's two four-hour sessions back to back, man. I can get lunch before, but I don't want to have dinner at 22:00.