All minis that you own come to life. How fucked are you?

All minis that you own come to life. How fucked are you?

The minis only have what they are depicted with. If it has a sword, it has a sword. No magic, no spell-likes or special abilities; wizards don't have spells and dragons can't breath fire.
If they have guns, the guns shoot chunks of plastic/resin.
They do all, however, have greater than proportional strength and are tougher than they were. Bigger minis are tougher and stronger.

However, only the minis depicting explicitly evil beings will come after you.
Good beings will try to defeat the evil beings.
Non-intelligent or beasts will simply attack everything, eventually you as well. Good minis will try to kill these, while evil ones will try to harness them for destruction and killing you.
Intelligent beings will communicate with each other and team up. Eventually.

Hard mode: All toy soldiers you own come to life as well. Their accoutrements all work, including vehicles, and they will all try to kill you as well. Just 'toy soldier' toys, however, nothing as big as a G.I. Joe.
Nightmare mode: 'Action figure' and 'doll' scale toys come to life as well. G.I. Joes, Transformers, Barbies, the works. Good/evil rules are back in play, at least.
Dante Must Die Edition: Evil minis will not stop until they kill all humans. After saving you, good minis will go off into the world to fight evil and probably get run over by a car.

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Forgot to clarify, you won't be hounded by hands and strips of plastic. Parts hacked off the torso cease to be alive.

However, in DMD mode all hard toys you own come to life.

Have at it Veeky Forums.

What if you treated all of your minis and legit toys with actual care, to the point where you have shit that is two decades old without a spot of wear and tear despite having been played with?

What if you're a NEET?

What if you're one of those fucking hotglue faggots?

What if you don't have any of that shit?

What if I told you...

Then they're in good shape.

I don't see how that matters. Noone can hear you scream?

Then chalk it up to karma when they kill you. Or maybe you want me to tell you that minis you've hotglued will try to kill you and will be able to convince other possible hotglue targets to also kill you?

You win! Now go the fuck outside.

... that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year?

I have no minis.
The only toy I have a is a joke gift dolphin. Does it joke-drown?

If souvenirs count, I guess I wake up to a Monaco guard and the Statute of Liberty making out.

I have 4000 points of noblebright tau. Then I have wood elves. Would they just chill out having no enemies?

I... honestly don't know.

On the evil side of things, a few Necrons wake up, a Daemonette or two, and an Empire and Clone army from Star Wars appear.

But so does an Eldar Army, a sizable Tau army, and the Jedi Council with Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, and Luke.

A region's worth of Fallout factions turn up too, but they really have no stake in this.

.....does my Imperial knight count as good? i'd rather he was on my end. most of my minis couldnt really do too much, i mean they would have weapons, but the weapons would be so tiny that just wearing a good pair of boots and going stomping would do the job. the knights big enough that i would have to fear that chain sword.

I only play 15mm and 6mm, if they start getting uppity the fly-swatter of Garhthakk will come out and teach them a lesson

the part about this concept that i never see fleshed out our explored is what happens when they part company with their owner that and never enough looking through the eyes of a miniature soldier