I, the DARK LORD, will grant you power user. Take this

I, the DARK LORD, will grant you power user. Take this...

springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/superpowers.htm

... and reek havoc on the world. Or whatever.

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Thanks DARK LORD.
Time to be the radical larry I've always wanted to become.

>Your powers are learning the complete history of an object by touching it and controlling earth.
Hmm, what can I do with this power?

>power of Manipulating Shadows

seems legit for a dark lord to give me this power

>Your powers are near-invulnerability to physical damage and rapid learning.
And the first thing i have learned is that Reek is not the same as Wreak, and the second is that the DARK LORD fucking reeks. And im invulnerable so he can't even hurt me in return.

>Your powers are draining life energy and high jumping.

Well! Time to be a vampiric Mario

>reek havoc
>reek
Wow you're a rude piece of shit, Dark Lord

>your powers are a prehensile tongue and jumping high.

Motherfucker made me Toad? For fucks sake

>tfw you get manipulating light

Well this is awkward.

I'm satisfied.