Waaghh!!! I ez boss Skull Loota and I run dis area of spaze in dese partz- Now, who 'are ya gitz? Klan or freebootas?!
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Ork klan creation thread
Nicholas Carter
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Elijah Wright
Rolled 10 (1d10)
Klan
Charles Martinez
We is freebootas ya git!
Wat color is da best for us!?
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Jaxon Powell
Rolled 64 (1d100)
Luke Wood
Rolled 32 (1d100)
Christopher Morris
Black, dat means we are ded killy! I like that, good job ya git!
alroight, who ere wos a lejundery Ork before I kame along?!
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Juan Anderson
Rolled 1 (1d10)
Juan Campbell
Da Kaptin! Guess I took 'is place den!
But wat did 'e do? I wanna know cuz I gonna do bettar dan him!
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Tyler Johnson
Rolled 2 (1d10)
Oy obss, 'ow do i use da zogging interwarp?
Nicholas Clark
Rolled 85 (1d100)
Dominic Hernandez
'E krumped dem pointy eared gitz, did 'e now? Was it dem kraftwurld or dem black (and also killy) knoife ears?
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Jack Ortiz
Rolled 6 (1d10)
Ethan Flores
I see, it was em dark knoife ears. well bettur foind me some kraftwurld ears to krump, or someting better!
Alroight boyz, 'ere is a serojous questoin. Gork or Mork!
Levi White
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Kayden Gutierrez
Rolled 7 (1d10)
Mork ez best!
Gabriel Sanchez
Trick questjoun! Deyz both good, ya squighead!
Ok, now wen dat ez settled, how many of ya gitz and boyz are dere?
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Jason Mitchell
Rolled 10 (1d10)
Michael Howard
Rolled 3 (1d10)
Zachary Brooks
There's too Many of 'Em!! Und dat 'ez good! WAAGH!!!
See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?!
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Parker Clark
Rolled 70 (1d100)
Isaiah Carter
Etz dem 'nid squigs fer now. Dey are no fun to foight!
Dese gitz on da ottha hand! Dey are fair game!
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Ryder Moore
Rolled 83 (1d100)
Anthony Ramirez
Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat. We are gonna go full waagh on dese gitz! Dey will nevur see et komming!
Ok boyz! I know we 'az a lotz of boyz, but what koind of boyz?! Wat do we 'ave more den da ottha klans un Kaptins?!
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Sebastian Gray
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Jonathan Fisher
Rolled 8 (1d10)
Iz hopes we gots lotsa dakka!
Juan Baker
We 'az lotz of mekboyz
Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted?
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Logan Hernandez
Rolled 17 (1d100)
Iz bettin' its da space 'ulk!
Jason Perez
Rolled 50 (1d100)
Nolan Jones
Nothing! Dat ain't good, ok but if we looted someting, den wat should we do wit et?
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Robert Sanchez
Rolled 3 (1d10)
Charles Stewart
Give et to da meks! Are ya nutz, we need et to- wait, dats a good idea! Da meks could ekspand da kroozas and da shipz!
Alroight boyz! Dat ez all, now let's WAAGGHHH!!! (and fluff out some stuff)
Robert Collins
We'z a big fleet fulla big kroozers near da eye o' terror!
Any time dose spiky gits come 'round ta play we give em a good stompin!
Dominic Green
We actually seem like a badass, organized pirate band with a focus on technology more than anything else. Pretty nice.
How about we call ourselves the Killhaulah's? It's a navel pun.
Jordan Smith
Hmm, sounds good. Also any ideas fow what type of ship our flagship is? And what shall we call the ship?
another thing, are there any reason for us not attacking Tyranids, besides the captain just saying "It's not a fun/good fight?
Jason Garcia
Dere aint any loot on dem 'nids kappin!
Also we should 'ave ships wif loads of em big 'umie guns dat go boom when ya fire dem at long range!
Kevin Walker
WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elijah Nguyen
Like a Retribution-class battleship?
Jason Wilson
Forgot pic.