Stat me, Veeky Forums

Stat me, Veeky Forums

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

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>I need you
>I want you

+10 shit hair

Veeky Forums who would be a better character to base a PC on, Joseph Joestar or Jotaro Kujo?

>Jotaro
>Edgelord
>Can stop time
>Has the best punchghost for punching
Why even pick Joseph?

Greato deshou.

He -does- have the best punchghost, but Joeseph has more creative insults and is the most entertaining loudmouth American character I've ever seen.

Is that hair or a hat? That's a stupid hat lmao

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN / DROP THE SHIT DOWN

Joseph, young Joseph in particular, he really lost his shine after part 2. Jotaro isn't that great as far as jojos go, and his advantages are largely mechanical anyway.

>edgelord

Why is this a good qual-

>PC

Oh, I get it now. Anyway I dunno, Joseph seems like someone who knows how to exploit the system as a whole enough to derail the DM, while Jotaro just minmaxes for brute force but sticks pretty closely to the rails of the plot

>Young Joseph's original player was kicked out of the group by the DM for derailing what were supposed to be serious life threatening encounters into a cavalcade of bluff/charisma checks
>Old Joseph is played by some newbie he doesn't even really understand what he's doing and is almost entirely relying on prompts by the other players despite being the group face

Keep this in the Super Stand thread.
I'm sorry they actually discuss traditional games there, but if you just want to spam JoJo shit, do it in /a/.

I see it more like he decided to multiclass from monk to a divination wizard for versatility but now his stats are a jumble so he's not as effective as the more focused PCs in the party.

Joseph is British.

He's an American citizen damn you

>was replaced by some newbie who doesn't fit will with the character
>says some lines over and over again to try and be funny like "OH MY GOD"

His soul is all American

By blood, but he was raised in America.

Being British automatically makes you one of the most un-American people ever.

>George Washington was one of the most un-American people ever
It's a polarizing factor.
British immigrants are either prissy limeys or red-blooded American heroes.
And Joseph ain't no limey.

Uh oh...

Prepare to get a +10 asskicking.

joseph is basically best jojo while jotaro is the most boring

>he really lost his shine after part 2

after looking at part 4 i'm kinda convinced the "joestar curse" is really just early stage alzheimer since jotaro clearly forgot that he brought joseph back from the dead with star platinum and he probably could've helped joskue revive his grandpa if he remembered