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Hooray for old school zombie survival CYOAs!

Boring subject matter, old style without any benefits or draws.

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>implying it wasn't 4 different people getting it wrong once

Would you mind your perfect waifu having a child and husband she married before meeting you?

The reason she got married and had a child is because the Fates messed up and you lived in alternative Earths. They will correct their mistake by combining your Earths. She will leave her husband for you soon after meeting you and will get joint custody of the kid.

>this is OC btw

I'll be back at some point, probably

I'm going to go ahead and guess that you're intentionally making a CYOA you know will piss people off, but it's taking longer than you thought so you're getting some preemptive jollies off by shitposting the options in the thread.

I personally wouldn't, but I'm reminded of the Several Thread Shitstorm that happened with that waifu secrets CYOA a month or so back so I'd have to warn you about anything vaguely related to cuckoldry, even if it wasn't towards the player.

It's not like anyone actually looks into those things.

I would mind, but I'd be able to get over it, unlike the penis option. It's mostly the kid that I mind. Would probably be better if she left her husband for other reasons rather than "for me".

It's terrible.

I'm not bothered at a previous relationship, but I am bothered by several parts of what you posted.

>The Fates think they can correct a mistake like that.
No. Live with your errors.
>They're combining Earths.
That's going to fuck up reality.
>She's leaving her husband for me.
That's evil and horrible and I'd never do that to a guy, and she's an evil, horrible cunt for doing it.
>Joint custody of the child.
I refuse to take care of another man's child.

Spite is a wonderful thing innit?

Oh, i see what are you up to now should we brace for a shitstorm waifu CYOA?

That would be a shit waifu choice. In real life that is terrible as for a woman that have your child "us" means her, you and the kid, but when you are not the father "us for her always would be her and the kid and all kind of problems stem out of it. If she loves me perfectly than it could be not so bad, but still a shit option.

I like it

Why spite? What's spiteful about that CYOA?

I didn't OP this thread btw. That was someone else. I OP'd the furry bait one.

I don't want children. I have some mental issues and I just can''t deal with children. If she had a child, she wouldn't be 'my perfect waifu.' I would never, ever, allow myself to get in the way of a child's peaceful life either, so yes. I'd mind a fair amount. Breaking a happy home is horrific even in the best of times.

Welcome back, senpai.

10/10 bretty good

I'll probably post a build later.

I don't understand what Niko's problem is. So she can't have a fully human child? So what? What's wrong with a quarter dragon child? Is it because the horns would hurt coming out?

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I guess the Hulder Wife, since I highly doubt I'll live the 60 years needed to finish studying the Philosopher's stone in enough detail to live forever, and all the rest have horrible gribbly downsides.

Always enjoy your CYOAs Kit

That's good! But dammit, you cut it to 80 from 100, it's a hard choice now.

They are probably referring to the drama that happened when this was originally released, and the subsequent announcing that the additional page(pages? not sure) would not be released due to said drama.

While adding a load of options.

change shape (25)
disease immunity (30)
pheromones (40)
harem (50)
porn logic (70)

Lisa
Berrill
Ilie (80)


'masculine' makes you naturally muscular, which is pretty much what 'muscular' does.
does 'change shape' include changing your age?
aren't 'pheromones' and 'induce arousal' redundant?

The wording in perfect fit is confusing. I get what it does, but the part mentioning masculine seems redundant and I'm not sure if I'm reading it wrong.

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>Aphrodite
>No Futanari option
Pictured here is this CYOA's author fate.

More choice games, less goddamn character generators. If I needed to whack off to an autistically detailed rendition of a female image I'd play Artificial Academy.

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Aphrodite never had any such thing in any of her myths. The god you're looking for is Hermes.

Is there a good-old fashioned stealth cyoa? None of that modern crap with invisibility generators and stuff. Supernatural powers are acceptable but I'd rather not have them be the focus. Ninjas, thieves, etc. are fine.

Technocracy! Time for SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!

While I'm not miffed like , it does strike me a bit odd that you can have a hermaphroditic companion (Ilie), but can't be one yourself.

See Aphrodite has nothing to do with hermaphrodites. It's not her mythological bag. It belongs to Hermes and his 'son' Hermaphroditus.

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But the wording of Ilie seems to imply that Aphrodite was responsible for the hermaphroditification in this case, so...

Much easier with this one, obviously have to choose technocracy as there are no actual downsides.

Based on the wording, Change Shape is supposed to include Beauty, but logically it should include change gender and NOT beauty. (but only if you buy male and female). I'm guessing things were flipped around after you wrote it. Beauty as written is a supernatural effect not based on your actual appearance.

Also, can you romance the "friends" without "buying" love? Nothings guaranteed of course, but it's sort of what your powers are good for to begin with.

The sexual predators thing in Technocracy is so blatantly tacked on its hilarious.

Still, it doesn't mean that Aphrodite has to particularly like this kind of thing or offer it to her kid.

I want to do a monstergirl waifu CYOA.
What do I need beyond cat girl, cow and lamia?

Do you idiots know why he was called Hermaphroditus? Give you a hint - guess who his mom was.

Would be nice to hear the lore reason from the author's mouth, though.

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Dragongirl
Ogre or Oni
Demon or Succubus
A couple of horrible tauroids (centaur, spider) for the bestiality fetishists.

Didn't make it, I just post it. You think it imbalances the game just ignore the option or something.

...Hermes?

So wait, why is not being able to have fully human children a problem for Niko's desire to be a mother? Is she worried that the reptillian aspects will interfere in their childhood and make them less cuddly?

slime, dragongirl, kitsune, harpy, centaur, arachne to start with. Maybe mermaid and alarune) but those are difficult to handle because of obvious limitations. Maybe succubus, vampire and fairy if you consider them monstergirls or not.

Just use the last few pages of that Alice rolling game, it's got a fucking Monsters Manual worth of them.

Minor typo:
>Francine
>When I told her she could her body, her eyes lit up
>she could her body

No, that would be his father. Think: What name from Greek mythology would you combine with "Hermes" to get "Hermaphrodite"?

Touch Fluffy Tail-sama.

Female (10)
Petite (15)
Beauty (25)
Disease Immunity (30)
Change Age (35)

Perfume (40)
Magical ID (50)
Crush (65)
Submission (70)
Mommy Dearest (80)

Francine
Berrill

I get to be a cute kid & I get to hang out with Mom, Sis, and an ooey gooey slimegirl. With Crush, I can maybe, if I'm good enough, help out Mom with minor things sometimes.

None too many. Alice only has vampires, two types of werewolf, shapeshifting cats, witches, mad scientists, psychics, magical girls, ghosts, angels, demons, aliens, robots, lamia, spidergirls, centaurs, two types of satyrs, harpies, sirens, tengu, swan maidens, two types of minotaurs, trolls, mermaids, selkies, four types of giants, kitsune, fairies and six types of dragon.

Definitely cute slime.

I do, but not in the way you're thinking. It's just a blatant "I can't think of what to put as a flaw here, so have some random fucked up sex."

>3 monsters and he thinks he's going anywhere
Cute. Anyways.
The basics are what you mentioned, plus what said , and is a good plus but not really necessary.
Include a octopus for that tentacle fun,
I was going to post all that and you all came in. The only one you didn't mention was octopus. N-no problem though.

Yeah, really just "one of everything in MonMuso" works.

That's in addition to the Lamia. Cat and Cow are optional, not even really monstergirls.

I'm basically just listing the monster types for major characters from MGQ and Monmusu that actually qualify as monsters.

gross

>Male 80
>Female 70
>Change Shape 45
>Disease Immunity 40
>Magical ID 30
>Induce Arousal 20
>Harem 10
>Alexia
>Ilie
>Berril 0
I like letting romance bloom normally - but Pavlovian conditioning doesn't hurt.

I know you meant "MonMusu," but now I want to play MonMusou & attack hordes upon hordes of mook enemies with ultimate monstergirl powers.

It works, but then you are missing the big ones from MGQ like the kitsune and dragon and (maybe) succubus. You can NOT include catgirl and forget kitsune.

How about some ones that don't get much love? Ghost, Elemental, Golem, Faerie, Tengu, Kappa, Tsukumogami, Goblin, Chimera... Be unique instead of just copying Monster Musume.

>can't deal with tentacles
C'mon on over here and I'll show you something really good m8

That's actually quite a lot.

But those are in MonMusu (well, dragon might not be, depending on whether the dragonewt or whatever counts. She certainly thinks she does) as well.

Also I could do without the dullahan. That's another for the "maybe" list, as in "maybe not really a monstergirl".

slime
succubus

Yeah, too bad AliceAnon can't make an entry without adding five pages worth of philosophizing about love and random information and MOTHERFUCKING QUESTIONS about it. Read the fucking entry about vampires, it's like a For Dummies guide on how to write urban fantasy romance.

There has to be one with a penis. Not fully male cause that's nasty but a sexy monsterwaifu with a sexy penis for when you're up for some anal fun.

Yeah, I really want a version without all of AliceAnon's pseudo-philosophical babbling.

in fairness Alice has sort of evolved out of a cyoa and into a writing tool for characterization and development.

It's kind of the guy's shtick. There's a staggering amount of useful information hidden inside the textwalls. Only the worthy may find it.

Ok then. I've never actually watched/read it past the first couple volumes, so I don't know anything but the main characters, which are lamia, harpy, centaur, slime, mermaid, arachne, and dullahan. I wouldn't expect anyone else to know more then that either

>TO THE AUTIST SHALL GO THE WAIFU

Post Alice pdf please.

The previous game of alice versions are literally this. All the current version did was add AliceAnon's philosophizing.

It changed around a bunch of options and added new ones, though. E.g., ass table, realistic heights and colorations, Angels and Demons...

>Doppelganger
>Golem
>Mini-giantess
>Slug"girl"
>The greatest monster of all: Man

>Shooting Range:5
>Canned Food
>Party Room
>Alarm System:11
>Medical Bay:15
>Sex Dungeon
>Water Tower
>6 Cheerleaders

Get out

Doppelganger is the easy way out. Golem is acceptable though a little odd.

I think I'm going to have to post this now.

>Not fully male cause that's nasty
Please go

>mini-giantess
Isn't that just an oni or ogre?

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>transgender
Yeah but why? Do I just want to torture my partner because he/she has a mental disease where he/she thinks she/he should have opposite sex organs with no way to cure it because we might not be even close to the Industrial Age and able to "fix" this?

toilet paper
snickers bar
keffiyeh scarf
cotton socks
box of matches
traditional firesteel
steel cup
dog food
cotton rags
rice
linseed oil bottle
baseball cap
saw blade
toothbrush and toothpaste
tread and needle
bar of soap
cotten t-shirt
sneakers
wool beanie
wool socks
crook knife
BIC lighter
jerky
leather belt
cotton plaid shirt
army hat
leather work glove
figerless leather gloves
hiking socks
carbon steel knife with leather sheath barbecue
lighter fluid
sleeping pad
us canteen cup
camping cutlery
band-aid
zip bags
pocket knife
blue jeans
light leather boots
cotton hoodie

2/9

depends on how mini. It could just be a human, or even fairy sized. I'm reminded of "miniature giant space hamsters"

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Stop filling my heads with furshit. This is nasty.

Excuse me, that was 3, obviously. This is 4/9