When did you grow out of worshiping a dead psyker on a chair Veeky Forums?

When did you grow out of worshiping a dead psyker on a chair Veeky Forums?

>Eeen thees moment, I hyam euphoric. Not becoss of any phonhee hemprah's blesseeng, but becoss I hyam enlightened by my hown eentellegents.

I mean... I wanna scream heresy.

Instead I'm going to shoot my bolter at you, and then scream 'heresy'. Life is good.

I was 11 and killed myself.

Typical chaosbabby

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I chuckled. Good job user.

Never was one that believed in the Emperor. Even when I first learned about 40k, I was pro-Chaos.

I'm going to get mine. Even if that means selling my soul to the Dark Prince for one more day of experiences.

If da Empurura protectz den how can me a ork kill 'umies.

Checkmate, stunties.

Wot if da Emperah protectz sumthin' odder den 'umies? Maybe 'e protectz, uh... Oi can't think ov anyfinn, Oi mean we stomps 'is fings ded all da time.

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>Dead psyker on a chair
What is this about? I worship only the One True God!

It's pretty simple, greenskin. The Emperor protects the faithful. Therefore, the ones who get killed must not have been faithful enough.

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But we'z fightful too!

Shaddap ya git, it's like dis: Da fightful onez get stomped all da time 'cus da uvver git'z SUPER fightful. Or 'e brought a couple o' his ladz along and dey all gang up on da first fightful guy. So bein' fightful iz no good if da uvver guy iz even more fightful dan you. Or 'e bringz a buncha other fightful gitz so dey'z all more fightful. Dat's why one Ork is strong but many Orkses iz even stronger, an' dat'z why we crump da 'umies, 'cus lotsa Orkses iz real fightful. Geddit?

>Worshipping
>Dead Psykers
>Dead anything

Fukken primitive species, amirite?

Oi finkz so. But 'ow do Oi know 'ow fightful da ovver gitz are?

Fine. The Irony made me chuckle. Here's your (you)

By fighting them.

This coming from a race that lost their freedom and their bodies to a bunch of sentient space farts? Who's bodies were built by you in the first place?

The answer to evrything.

Oi can do dat!

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I never thought I could hate Cultist any more than I already did.

Maybe the Emperork is protecting you...

>mfw inferior mon-keigh worship a corpse and not the glorious Eldar Pantheon

You mean most of which is dead, one being a test subject by Nurgle, another shattered into pieces, and one being a clown? Wow. So superior.

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>believing in anything other than the ideal of an orderly, prosperous, and peaceful existence that all sentient in the galaxy collectively work to attain

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It's chaos-star flipping heretics like that are why we're in the age of waning.

EXTERMINATUS THE BLUEBERRIES!
WAR OF PURGATION NOW!

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

I didn't know I needed that.

>Eldar Pantheon
pssh

Hell, I'm open for anything, who should I worship tg?

The C'tan could probably do with a morale boost after what happened to them. They must be in pieces.

Oh, that just cracks me up just thinking about it

>Implying he is dead

disgusting heresy.

This isn't a furry thread but your zeal is appreciated. Carry on in the name of the Emperor.