Tables Thread

I need tables!
Random tables!

WHAT HAPPENS ON A 1 AHHHHHHHHH

They fumbled

Everything from 2 to 7 is a fail so why leave out 1?

Dunno

Could be a 2d10 table.

>Out of the corner of your eye you spy a sly pimp

probably a 2d10 table or like a d8+d12 or something weird

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>all the prostitutes go on strike

And that's how the Old Capital became abandoned. Take heed from the folly of our ancestors.

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I think I have a few squirreled away, OP.

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Rolled 89, 400, 384 = 873 (3d500)

Rolled 156, 16, 395 = 567 (3d500)

what's in the box?

A group of Curious Catgirls decide to explore new culture, but they soon discover that the Korean hamburger's are not made of pig.

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What the hell is #57 doing on *that* table?

>the monsters are doing undead

Rolled 266, 121, 324 = 711 (3d500)

ice?

Rolled 408, 23, 59 = 490 (3d500)

don't mind me, obviously i am blind.

>A sorcerer's pleasure golen has been stolen and he asks the adventurers to get it back

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Rolled 62, 16 = 78 (2d100)

Rollan!

Related

Anyone have any good NPC quirks or trait tables?

Why are there so many Lewd tables?

Rolled 278, 369, 412 = 1059 (3d500)

Rollan'

>278, 369, 412
>Western
>Genocide
>Cheetos

In the wild west, the brave junk food cowboys fight to claim American land from the hippie organic food Indians.

>Bloody Blood
>Ultimate Ultima
>War Warriors

>Death Death

dice+3d500

This fascinates me.

I have failed.

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Rolled 323, 226, 231 = 780 (3d500)

Doctors perform experimental quantum surgery to determine if patients are changelings, left by sinister fair-folk-style elves?

But that's just the background to the actual game which is a gonzo-style medical-soap-opera. Everytime a 1/snake eyes is rolled, a new, horrific, theme-hospital-esqe malady swarms the infirmary.

Or, "a wizard turned me into a cybernetic lolicon"

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9,17,17,9,20
Now thats a fucking mouthful.
Grand Madam Madam's One Thousand Seamstresses

What game is that from?

No hamburgers are made of pig.

This table. This table has been the driving force behind multiple entire, long-running campaigns of mine. I have rolled on this table so many times I have legitimately gotten multiple duplicate results.

The fates of worlds have been decided by rolls of this table, countless nights adventures gone in wildly veering paths.

One day, someone shall roll a 10,000. One day, the sun shall explode.