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Oops, posted in the old thread.
Any thoughts would be appreciated. This is the first time I've ever mucked with monsters.

Does that apply even when one just changes the function and the other limits use given the clause I gave above?

By RAW it does, but as always you can talk to your GM and point out the conflict isn't quite total

It doesn't say "Well, it's ok if it only changes it a LITTLE bit".
It's there to avoid edge cases like this.

In this case I am the GM. I just don't want to be unfair to the players while I design a BBEG (BBNG?). Green Faith Initiate actually doesn't add much mechanically in this case; it's mainly there for flavor.

Baneposting discipline when?

Accidentally hit submit before I replied to you. I'll probably keep it at just Treesinger knowing this isn't kosher.

Metal Underpants Mask Bane is shit, Roid Rage Mexican Wrestler is superior.

>Spoiler
It's a tiefling, obviously someone has some bad genes and must be purged.

Whats a decent encounter/npc generator? I have a membership with Dinglesgames but it seems to always be down from ddos these days. Im looking for alternatives

I'm pretty certain Succubi can't get pregnant from scissoring

No. Two archetypes that affect the same feature never stack.

Has anyone used anything from Arcforge? I've been thinking about adding mechs to my campaign, maybe they'd help the all-martial party stay relevant past the early levels (they've refused to look at PoW).

I know many ways to leave a little souvenir inside them, but same here. Scissoring *is* however a highly effective form of foreplay, as it means we have two girls in our bed this time.

>I am the GM

Then it stacks if you want it to stack.

>I'm pretty certain Succubi can't get pregnant from scissoring
user, do you even magic?

When you're a DM designing NPC's, everything stacks as long as you like it.

Don't hide it from me, /pfg/
Tell me about that time your DM/Players stumbled into your magical realm

They haven't come near the Drow/Vampire lands, we're good

Bizarre outsiders showed up that copied items flawlessly by turning into them. BBEG got a bunch on their side through vague promises, got a bunch of holy relics that acted as keys without actually having to steal them. Later recruited a bunch of them for our own to copynsteal her ward keys, double up awesome weapons etc. etc.
"Plan: Gack The Squishy Researcher Wizard In An AM Field" went awry when we found out all of her clothing, jewelry, and one of her limbs were a bunch of the things.

I liked baneposting witches/black mages.

>*squeaky voice* "nobody cared who I was until I put on the hat"
>"If I took it off would you die"
>*squeaky voice* "It would be excruciating"

We discovered the DM had a 4-armed amazoness fetish after he sent a tribe of them at us and had 2 of them grapple the wizard.

Well my magical realm is basically treating women like living objects. Things to be aesthetically pleasing to me, or fulfill some unusual function. Eg; I have a sorceress who permanently has her hands bound and she remains gagged except for when I desire her to cast a spell. I have another spellcaster that I use as a human hookah - I stuff her mouth full of some form of ignited narcotic, light it, she uses her magic to force the drug through her body, whereupon I suck it out of her ass and blow it back into her face. It's an incredibly complex sexual fantasy

basically it's slavery++ with emphasis on chastity and owning a person's body and soul, but not their mind.

It's kind of hard for someone to 'stumble upon' it.

We all knew our DM was a furry and we were cool with it.
What we never expected was that he also had a coprophagia + forced bondage + furry fetish.

Session ended early. On account of us laughing for a good 2 hours derailing the game and everyone drinking copious amounts of booze to forget that reveal. He's forever DM, so we're kinda screwed.

Ew

My players killed a mimic and the rogue decided to hide in the mouth of a dead mimic to hide from the BBEG, who came to investigate the noises coming from his treasure room

The mimic wasn't totally dead and was still at negative HP. It was trying to shove the rogue out of its mouth with its tongue

I made the rogue roll a will save not to make a noise as the tongue slathered all over her half-naked body

She's wearing a ring of sustenance and I never feed her so it's hygenic. I mean it's my magical realm so I don't have to address all the potentially unpleasant real life stuff.

If nothing else I can always cast prestidigitation.

d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/p/prestidigitation

two rounds to ensure a clean ass eating surface, and flavor whatever lube I put on her butthole as I munch it out

I pretty much ERP'ed with the DM when romancing an NPC.
He was actually okay with that. Lewd.

It's still "in the works", so the rules change a bit every few weeks. Currently the main thing mechs bring to the table is a handful of mobility/defensive boosts that yeah, an all-martial can sorely need.

Mechs offer:
>Some Armor. No starting with full plate for you, but it *actually* quite well: By 16th a biped has +10 Armor AC (and +4 shield AC or a +3 to existing shield!) with no max dex or ACP
>Stat boosts: Mechs have inherent light STR/DEX increases, and scale an enhancement bonus too (you just need CON instead of the triple belt)
>Size changes: some people does like being the large or huge... but if you don't want it you can get +2 base Dex and +10 mech HP instead.
>Hardness: You get some growing hardness values AND the energy-damage halving that comes with it. That's actually fucking nice
>Additional HP you split damage with; *generally* speaking after 3rd level or so you will be alive though bloody by the time your power-armor is destroyed

Other things come from the enhancements you select as the mech gains levels; thrusters for flight (or improving existing), additional weapon slots, count your weapons as bigger, eventually even immunities and shit.

In general it's pretty hard to stumble into my magical realm as of late without the game being magical realm as it is.

Lathering women up in oil, exhibitionism based off of confidence or pride rather than humiliation, and I know neither are super extreme.

It can't be helped, I like femdom, two of my players are drow women, it was already too late. I will take my secret to the fucking grave though since the group is majority female and that would be creepy as shit to reveal.

But user
They already know you're into femdom
Which is why they went the trouble of rolling Drows

Fake! Dicks don't work bend that way when you get a stiffy.

Minor break in the Magical Realm talk, but what are some quality Vampires to look up as inspirational material for making a Dhampir PC? Doesn't matter anime, comics, film, video games, I got all the time in the world so throw your best at me.

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What specifically do you want your dhampir to be/do. Because the 'quintessential' dhampi is D from vampire hunter D.

Vampire Hunter D, is a great way to roll a Dhampir.

>Dmind

>Dhampir
>Not magical realm
Pick one, user.

Vampire Hunter D was my first exposure to the 'half vampire' thing, and I honestly still think Dunpeal sounds better than Dhampir.

post tamamo thighs included

Seriously leaning towards either Bard or Sorcerer. Effectively being the face of the party as the people I tend to play with don't do well at being the face outside of 'throw diplomacy at it and maybe it will go away' which has led me to being the socialite and banker, which I don't personally mind but figure I should try to work with to make it easier on my group.

I'll take a look, at the very least the style is interesting.

I also really enjoyed Jander Sunstar of Ravenloft.

Sun elf vampire who stays good alignment, worshipped Lathander Morninglord god of the sun- was often compared to his god in terms of appearance, got dragged into plane of dread due to a stupid curse he made. Is forced to teach another vampire how to be a vampire there, ends up having a cult that thinks he *is* lathander but because everything in the plane of dread is at least a little evil even lathander is a little evil (which is why he feeds on the innocent but spares others).

before being whisked away to the plane of dread, he broke free of his evil master and killed him, he asked a former friend to help him find a 'cure' and grew enraged when she said there was none - causing her to brandish lathanders symbol on him... which made him *real* mad because she "MOCKS HIS PAIN". He wont commit suicide for fear of turning into a vampiric red mist.

He once got chased by a vampire hunter because she thought he was feeding on prostitutes/barmaids...he was teaching them to read and he still tried to save the vampire hunters life.

Is a general all around gud guy.

>Being a casterfag

>post tamamo thighs

>posting whore of babylon

If bard, read the ravenloft book concerning Jander.

If sorcerer... I dunno, maybe new Lords of Shadows games? Particularly Gabriel where Gabriel Belmont is turned into dracula and uses the inherent magic and evil in his cursed blood to create constructs and generally be badass

[spoiler[He had a whole animated castle filled with his blood from centuries of unlife

Alucard from the same series is also okay.

Go to bed Gaiwan

Certainly not on yours, wench

How's that getting your ass kicked in my route thing going for you?

Fuck these captchas tonight

He wanted the Vampire Hunter D whether he knew it or not.

>No one posting best servant yet

Uh...huh.

I need some help making my party's wizard feel more useful. Whenever I throw combat at them he seems to be mostly hiding or firing crossbows after the initial round of buff spells.
The party is a cleric, druid with a brachiosaurus, and the wizard.
I've never played a wizard so I'm not sure which spells will help him feel more useful. The group is level 3.

Tell the wizard to get gud.

Wizards are tier 1 gods.

Try preparing some damage spells.
How is it that you need to be told this.

So I've heard. The only level two spell he took was create pit, but then in their last combat he never used it.

>I need some help making my party's wizard feel more useful

Am I being baited?

Not my character, and from what I've seen of the spell list there doesn't seem like much in the way of damage at low levels. Mostly d3 damage kind of stuff.
Would color spray be a good spell for him to prep?

>No one posting best servant yet
You're right. Lets fix that.

DSP around? I have a question regarding PsyArms.

If I took the Beaming enchantment using Personalized Trick trait, could I potentially have 50(d8) orbs of searing light surrounding on my character?

d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/magic-weapons/magic-weapon-special-abilities/beaming

I want to be a beamspamming mahou shoujo!

They're very new players, probably only seven sessions since we started the campaign. He took universalist for his school, which doesn't seem to be a great option.

Thanks for the help! Now I have plenty to look into.

Probably it would appear that nothing is stopping you from doing this. However, you can only expend one beam per attack or full-attack, even if it's a free action, so it would appear that you can't "beamspam" all in one round.

youtube.com/watch?v=p7QFnBZmsKc

youtube.com/watch?v=9M4EZzXZoZI

One orb per weapon per turn, only limited by how many attacks you have and how fast you can switch 'weapons'.

Weird, create pit was quite nice in a campaign I played in and I heard it is often banned.

Don't worry, though, wizards start slow and pick up steam later. At early levels, they have some nice disables with sleep, color spray and the like. Color spray requires you to be careful with your positioning, but if the meatshields are smart, it is worth it.

Back in the first game I ran (3.5, starting at level 2) the beguiler was a nightmare with sleep and color spray.

Wizard blasting at low levels usually requires you to invest something to be really good.Burning hands, for example, is 1d4 damage if you are just Joe Average Sorc, but with the right bloodline or wizard school, the (Varisian) mage tattoo for evocations and a trait giving bonus to burning hands a wizard can put out some decent damage numbers straight from level one. Without them, it is mostly a backup option.

Doesn't the Blade comic predate Vampire Hunter D?

This is a weird thread.

Anyway, what was that book where they tried to reinterpret oldschool monsters called?

Misfit Monsters Redeemed

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Thanks. Is it not in the Mega, or do I just suck at looking?

>spoiler
Seems a bit redundant considering the above line.

Then again, she could've been my wifes succubus daughter.

Important to note, that if you go 'party face' route, the trait that allows you to speak with animals also allows you to diplomancy them. This can be incredibly useful.

Thanks for the suggestions, I'm thinking that some disable type spells are definitely the most useful for him combat wise.
I think I might need to also throw some more interesting combat and non-combat encounters at them to further even the spotlight.

But user, none of my GM's have ever had us face Medusas, Cockatrices, or Basilisks.

Would you play a campaign where pic related was the BBEG and you had to stop him?
Bonus question: What if you were supposed to work for him instead of stopping him?

oh, that copypasta.

smite and cleave

I want to play a souldrinker who bullies this villain for completely wasting his talents and resources on fetish crap. Do you even cyborg death lolis, bro?

KILL MAIM BURN

If you are good go for Obsucuring Mist or Silent Image (doesn't even have to be creative, an image of wall or something will still block creature sight).

Similarly, Euphoric Cloud. Enemy are now fascinated and cannot see the battle happening outside of the fog.

Burning Arc is pretty nice blasting spell for it level.

Flaming Sphere? Aggressive Thundercloud? Those thing stay for 3 round.

What is the best martial discipline and why is it veiled moon?

Teleporting people 60ft into the air to have them fall down for 10d6 damage plus 6d6 falling damage is fun.

You are an american compatriot of potential african heritage, and I would be proud to go to war against perfidious Albion beside you.

>Flaming Sphere? Aggressive Thundercloud? Those thing stay for 3 round.
Unless you use stuff like extend spell, and arithmancy, also arcanist arcane pool can make them last longer as well.

>When I have removed all her teeth I implant a silicone layer with a soft top layer on her jaws. She will still be able to give blow jobs, but she can no longer bite your dick

>All the jaw muscles working together can close the teeth with a force as great as 55 pounds (25 kilograms) on the incisors or 200 pounds (90.7 kilograms) on the molars.

Even with the silicone, that could still smash your dick, I imagine. I know the picture is fake, by the way, just something I noticed upon reading it again.

Is that taking into account the decreased point of contact for incisors?

Basically, is that per square inch or no?

I'm curious.

Is it still primarily psitech, with mechs being class features then? Or have they made the buyable ones actually worth a damn?

I think they pulled away from psi some, but I don't think there's any buyable ones.