if you were given the choice of being able to live as any kind of entity in the 40k universe which one would you live as and why? (pic related)
i would wanna be an eversor because i would spend every second of my existence in pure joy and ecstasy while killing the enemies of the emperor.
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C'tan Shard. Preferably a large one.
Why? Phenomenal cosmic power. Just gonna make sure I evade the Ity Bity Living Space
preference of which one?
Nightbringer or the Arisen
Well. Something faaaaaaaaar away of that aids infested shitter hole.
Necron Overlord all day every day.
I know this is my fate.
rouge trader?
why? what would your gear be?
so chaos cultist?
>Live in Alaska
>most of my time is spent hunting, drinking and fighting
>love every fucking moment of it
Guess I'm a Space Wolf
Necron Cryptek.
It's the closest I'd get to knowing what's actually going on.
Brother of my own DIY Chapter, rising through the ranks to become Grand Master. Live for a good eight hundred or thousand years, then either die in battle or from old age and commend my soul to the Emperor to be saved.
what gear would you use?
Briefly, yes.
Cryptomancer?
Librarian, Ultramarines chapter.
Sure, Veeky Forums will never stop bitching. But I get to be a spehss wizard with the benefit of always winning, assuring a nice and long career protected by plot armor.
Not to mention than the librarians of the ultras are pretty much forgotten sans for Tigurius, making the job more or less sit and do jack shit.
Biomancy im guessing?
Ork mek boy
Truly a satisfying existence
I love bike riding and i love electronics
so pic related
Actually, Santic Daemonology. I love spamming vortex with vanillarines even if it always triggers perils. Or librarius, haven't tested the new ones though.
A relic sword and volkite pistol obviously.
imperial guard thats NOT on the front line.
im in the military so i think i would like it
You'd be Chapter Master SMASHFUCKER PRIME?
maybe not SF but some sort of a space marine on a bike, yes
Kriegsman
dont care if i die, i would just like the grim darkness of being one
A make up merchant?
Chaos Space Marine Champion of Khorne
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
as a femanon i guess i gotta go with the space nuns
Post those flat disgusting pancake titties
Venerable Dreadnought, I get to sleep all day and only awake set shit on fire or tell awesome stories.
probably just a desk job in the administration
i dont get killed and i can live a normal life
so heavy flamer im guessing?
Planetary Governer of some far flung Paradise World who is born, grows old and dies with nothing worse then the occasional freak weather pattern, exploding volcano or surfing wipeout to mar the history of my passing.
which order?
Bjorn has got to be the best of the 40k setting
Sounds like heresy
Order of the bloody rose of course
Boring. Muh waifus, but still a boring choice.
a tryanid? my consciousness will never die, ill just wake up hungry in a battle field whenever i die
not enough slaughter and drugs for me. but at least you get to have a normal life outside of work
Archon , get to have fun on realspace raids occassionaly, in the meantime its go to witchcult arenas (imagine the stadion atmosphere) , scheme , and enjoy my pleasure chambers.
Or Multi-Melta, whatever helps me spread the most terror in the name of my Chapter.
not to mention hanging out with succubus' all day watching them fight in the arena
A felinid with an internet connection to the fourth-wall, even if only for one statement.
I would help confirm once and for all what Felinids looks like/the cat to human ratios. And more important: if they CAN be drafted into the guard via tithe or if the planet is quarantined.
Also what stats they would have for armies.
Alternatively, anyone else have some burning unit/race questions they feel like could only be answered as a member of said race?
>Thresher maw
id imagine you would play the race card whenever you got the chance?
>Corporal! clear out those trenches!
>What is it cause im cat?
Rogue Trader. There isn't any way around it. That's the best your lot in life can get, and even then its a roll of the dice every warp jump and world visited.
That wasn't my choice; just a better option for a less shitty life as a woman in 40k. Although, honestly, female Rogue Trader is a-okay in my book.
If I had to join an assassin temple, it'd be Vindicare.
>Female Rogue Trader
Just look at this shit. Livin' the dream.
fucking kek
>Corporal! did you leave this hair in the land raider cabin?
>Bitch im a fucking cat, deal with it!
>inb4 worst handjob ever
>corporal
Hey! I'd use the race card to get out work, not get ahead.
I'd be a private.
>inb4 private mittens
I'm sorry, I mean a "Guardsman" or "Conscript" since I'm trying to see if the tithe draft overrides the quarantine.
Then again, no saying it can't be both.
>Felinids get trained on their homeworld and stationed on their homeworld
>Not really that exciting
>To make masters worse your parents always visit you while on duty and try to groom you
Emperor, purge me now.
Planetary governor of a pleasure world securely deep in human space.
Fuck this war stuff. I wanna cozy.
do you get paid in mice?
Yeah Rogue trader would probably be my choice as well.
If not then some normal boring human in Tau controlled space would be a decent life as well.
Inb4 exterminatus due to Slaanesh infestation
These anons actually know what's good.
Failing that, I'd go with life as an Ork. They're the one faction that actually seems to enjoy the setting.
>A god emperor of mankind
But your always on the frontline
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Driving around a Hive World in a suped-up vehicle.
If squats are still canon I'll be a outlier if not I'll be a black templar sword brother
A Revelator of the Menagerie. I'd get to entertain people, make a few of them my followers and have a great time twisting flesh and minds of any troublemakers. Plus, I'd have access to great amounts of secret knowledge and some power.
Daemon Prince. Preferably, after spending my life trying to get there, I ditch my fellow chaos dudes and spend the rest of my time dicking around on a low-tech world trying to see how many revisions to their culture I get before they notice that I replaced their word for emperor with their world for butt four thousand years ago.
Eldar Corsair Prince.
>All the fancy tech of the Eldar
>All the physical benefits, including long-life and good health
>Fancy starship
>Not bound by silly Path system of Craftworlds
>Not space Amish, like Exodites
>Not murder-rape-kill psychos like DEldar
>Not crazy space clowns, like Harlequinns
>Get to be space Elf pirate
A mechanical little girl.
This fucking picture is fucking adorable
If we're being honest a Space Marine follower of Malal, I'd love to cause the most chaos I could in the galaxy while destroying Chaos in various ways.
A Chaos Space Marine Psyker who seeks ascension as a Daemon of Nurgle and Tzeentch. They would be great together.
Probably a Lord of Change
know so much shit.
schemes
pretty much "live" forever
Ork Warphead. Wot'z zat? Abaddon? No, it's a squig with a big klaw. Assasin? Sneaky squig. Baneblade? Puddle of metal. All powers of warp for my enjoyment
I'd drive the rape train.
I'd be a voidborn on some research installation in the middle of the fuck no where expanse and live out my life being a lanky space man clicking on things in dimly lit steel rooms, never having to experience warp travel and probably never war.
That or I'd be some manservant on a respectable rogue trader's (kek) paradise world / home base and carrying shiny things for important people, standing around for important people, maybe scrubbing them. Whatever. Beats an actual 40k job like getting your flesh ripped by tyranids, getting your flesh ripped by clergy whips, getting your flesh ripped by ekstra rippy choppas, getting your flesh ripped by railguns and other such ghastly professions.
40k is great but being in it would suck unless you were an extremely special and lucky individual who is hard to corrupt and in a position of power with not so many imperial, mechanicus or ecclesiastical rules.
>hard to corrupt
Last time I heard of chaos orks is ancient 3ed
>position of power
Warboss or even a Nob is a nice place
>not so many imperial, mechanicus or ecclesiastical rules
Orks give zero fucks about Imperial laws
Go full WAAAAGH, bro
I'd rather die than be stupid.
TRIGGERED.
I typed up a big caps ragepasta but then I took a deep breath, hit backspace and...
>implying you can survive beyond scarboy stage without cunning
>implying cunning=/=clever
>implying funny language=idiot
>implying single-minded and concentrated on war=dumb
Orks devise all kinds of clever stuff to kill gits more efficiently. Gharkul Blackfang could outwit Creed. Orkimedes made Tellyportas. Any mek worth his teef can make a Shokk Attakk Gun. Any warboss worth his teef can do taktikz.
My nigger.
>tfw you destroy the slaves of the corpse god
That's more instinct and psych power than actual intelligence.
It still stands, I'd rather die than lose my knowledge and/or intelligence or complexity. Orks are lesser beings, just like animals.
Why? Do you believe it's impossible for beings less intelligent than you to enjoy life?
>look i'm so complex special snowflake race
>what does it mean I don't need these odd things (like having complicated moral life choices) to survive and still be sentient you lesser race reeee
No u.
You are less intelligent, grot.
>implying you can survive beyond scarboy stage without cunning
Yes you can. Some orkz survive through brute strength alone
>implying cunning=/=clever
Cunning =/= clever.
cunning is more about awareness and exploitation, not so much wit or intelligence.
>implying funny language=idiot
Funny, yes
Simple and dumb, yes.
>implying single-minded and concentrated on war=dumb
A simpletons mind
It is the way of the beast to simply follow instincts and never rise above.
>Orks devise all kinds of clever stuff to kill gits more efficiently.
False, meks do, and more through genetic memory.
>Any warboss worth his teef can do taktikz.
False
I love orks too, but dont act like they're more than they are.
And so I find no more motivation to RP a hubris-filled orky nazi. Ya win.
Either an eldar corsair or member of a craftworld. I want an eldar waifu.
No, I'd just rather be less happy but more intelligent.
It's just my personal preference dude, no need to start getting childish.
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Ork Freeboota all the fucking way
>Fly around on a ship that runs on imagination
>Big Red Button makes it FASTAH
>Trolling Space Nazis, Pointy-eared faggots, Edgelords, and T-800s with your bros
>Everything is awesome
>Space Shanties
>Big Hats
>Epic Loot
>Spaceship has Big Sharp Teef
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I'm gonna go with planetary governor of a luxury world. That sounds like a good idea.
Yeah, that would be my pick as well
Either Murderclown or Eldar Pathfinder
Murderclown
>safe from Slaanesh
>a e s t h e t i c s
>serves the Laughing God
>"Just As Planned" whatever you do
>among the best fighters in universe
Pathfinder
>explore space
>do shit for any race and faction
>not bound by Paths, but proven resilient to allures of Chaos
>super l33t sniper
Both get to bone hot Eldar/DEldar qties.
Ork Kaptin.
It's like being a Rogue Trader but you don't have to give a fuck about the Imperium.
But aren't you doomed to an eternal hell worse than death if you fuck up once?
>Rogue Traders
>giving fuck about the Imperium
As long as noone literally grabs them by the balls, they can do whatever the fuck they want AND have immunity to almost all of Imperial bureaucratic bullshit. Even Inquisitors can't just get up in your shit.
Muh Boota
>almost all of Imperial bureaucratic bullshit
Except for the stuff that actually matters.
>can't just get up in your shit
They can freeze your assets.
Which is even worse.
So can the Administratum if you don't pay your taxes (or pay your bribes).
Fixed it for you.
Ran that campaign once.
I'd be a Mek Boy if I could retain my former intelligence and personality somehow.
Failing that, I'd like to be a Squat Ancestor.
Rogue trader searching for archeo/xenotek cruising around in my ship.
I would be Tzeentch
High Lord of Terra, high ranking lord during the Golden Age of Humanity, Eldar who lives and dies long before the Fall.
Barring actually living a happy and peaceful life, I'll go with Rogue Trader since fuck it may as well have some fun, or Living Saint because I want my soul secure in the afterlife once I die
Rouge Trader seems like the best human option to me.
>Go wherever you want
>Recruit Xenos and mutants without getting blammed
>Steal/barter for all of the shiny Xenos guns without getting blammed
>Warrent of Trade means anyone below Space Marines and =][= can't stop me from taking all of their women and guns
>I could probably get my hands on a fucking Titan if I was nice enough to AdMech
>Obligitory Xenos/SoB harem to do harem things with
>All of the pseudo-immortality treatments I want
Seems like a perfect life of piracy and cool shit to me. And it's all for the glory of the Emperor.