You wake up painfully stiff in places you didn't even know you had.
For a few seconds your brain tries to spin that into a penis joke, but it trails off without finding any traction. Surprisingly, your thigh isn't screaming in agony like it usually does in the morning - perhaps due to the warmth. You never found heating pads very effective (or anything else, for that matter.)
Or maybe it's just the distraction. Shoukaku ended up sitting in your lap, legs dangling off the side of your kitchen chair, sleeping peacefully with her head on your shoulder. Tilting your head results in a truly alarming series of cracklesnappops from your poor spine, but the racket doesn't even make her stir.
A soft sound from the living room precedes Willie's entrance - she's kind of floating in a daze, a thick blanket still wrapped around her like a cloak, trailing after her on the floor. She kind of weaves her way towards the refrigerator, slapping her tiny hand around randomly till she hits the tab for the water dispenser in the door. She just hangs her head back and uses it like a water fountain, letting it pour down into her mouth, then mumbles her slow, sleepy way out of the room.
Shoukaku stirs on your lap a bit, nestling closer to you and hiding her face against your neck as the rising sun's rays slip through the angled blinds on the kitchen window.
Time to wake up and face a brand-new day.
[ ] TO BREAKFAST! [ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed. [ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!
Carson Hall
>[X] TO BREAKFAST! Man, I sure do love having quests here on Veeky Forums where they can be easily archived and aren't cluttered up by dumb gimmicky board features. It's great. I hope it never ends.
Jonathan Anderson
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
The Officer's club is a never-ending source of new and interesting diversions. Clearly we need more of these.
Owen Taylor
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST! let's see how long this thread stays up eh planefag?
Eli Nguyen
>[X ] TO BREAKFAST! We're not a janitor and the best things happen at the officer's club.
Samuel Ross
>>[ ] TO BREAKFAST! The bacon calls.
Isaiah Torres
KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: I WILL GO DOWN ON THIS SHIP
fixed
Ryan Cruz
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST! We really fucking need to deal with the dream bullshit like we should have before shou got all weepy and kept us from following up
Adrian Baker
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
>[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all! Fuck the O Club
Easton White
>[X] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!
The point about the O-club being a shitshow stands. But if we try to make something here, Willie's going to want to help.
We don't want Willie's brand of help. Take the girls to Dennys or something.
Easton Mitchell
>A soft sound from the living room precedes Willie's entrance - she's kind of floating in a daze, a thick blanket still wrapped around her like a cloak, trailing after her on the floor. She kind of weaves her way towards the refrigerator, slapping her tiny hand around randomly till she hits the tab for the water dispenser in the door. She just hangs her head back and uses it like a water fountain, letting it pour down into her mouth, then mumbles her slow, sleepy way out of the room. I see Willie wakes up about as well as I do.
[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
Andrew Stewart
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
Nolan Williams
Dammit fap angel I have a paper to write.
Noah Ramirez
>[x] FUCK EVERYTHING ZOMG hiroshimoot is sending quests into the jew oven
Kevin Moore
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Mason Butler
>[X] TO BREAKFAST!
Anthony Evans
Ooi please.
Aiden Reed
[x] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Lucas Reed
por que no los dos?
Jaxson Morales
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
Ian Morales
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Noah Peterson
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed. Yup offircer's mess is a silly place.
Xavier Turner
>[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!
fap angel fighting the power of hiro he is the hero we deserve
Hudson Perry
>[x] TO BREAKFAST!
What could possibly go wrong
Andrew Lewis
>[x] TO BREAKFAST!
Blake Wood
>[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Parker Rogers
Every thread
Joshua Gomez
[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Eli Moore
>[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Andrew Fisher
The tilde is lewd anough, user.
Parker Rodriguez
[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
Jose Rivera
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
BOY IT SURE IS NICE HAVING A THREAD ON A BOARD THAT HAS A WORKING ARCHIVE, HUH?
Brayden Parker
entering the officers mess with shokaku is going to send the base rumor mill into overdrive.
Landon Price
>[x] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!
Easton Robinson
>I officially have to cancel today. Words cannot express your disgust right now FIXED THAT FOR YOU
Ryan Gomez
>[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!
We get plenty of crazy as is, no need to start our day out with it.
Nathan Gutierrez
Since when are we going in there with her?
Adam Ortiz
As compared to the normal harem he enters it with? "Is that his beard?" "Yes, I think she is trying to straighten him out."
Jackson Moore
Eh, we've had breakfast with her before and people were still more occupied with when we were gonna fuck Ari
Landon Hill
>[x] TO BREAKFAST!
Hopefully this is making breakfast at home choice.
Not sure if he's even involved in this, just some mod who wants to ensure "meaningful" content here (mainly edition bitching)
Connor Fisher
...
Liam Murphy
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Wyatt Clark
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed. Shenanigans every time.
Robert Kelly
[X] TO BREAKFAST!
Jason Johnson
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed. There is literally no where on base where something crazy won't happen. At least in your apartment, there's a relatively minimal chance of that.
>Acting as if something else won't interrupt whatever plan/option we take.
Anthony Johnson
>Willie and Shoukaku >minimal chance of shenanigans
Caleb Cox
>>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
David Martinez
>[x] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!
Depending on what's available; a japanese shipgirl's reaction to Denny's or IHOP?
Brandon Jackson
>[X] TO BREAKFAST!
>never-ending shitshow But that's our morning entertainment!
Carson Allen
two of them as opposed to probably nearly a hundred of them, even if Willie is enough shenanigans for fifteen shipgirls.
Luke Allen
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed. Torn between this and restaurant.
Justin Torres
Hate's fate is to be passed around as a hug pillow while he rants about Odin. Later, they do his hair and nails
Jason Roberts
HA. AHA. EVERYTHING WENT EXACTLY AS PLANNED
I AM NOW OFFICIALLY INVINCIBLE.
THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN STOP ME NOW.
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER.
PHYSICS IS NOW MY BITCH.
Jack Stewart
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Levi Ward
[ ] Try one of the base restaurants for a change. They pay you well enough, after all!
They pay you so much, yet it just sits in your savings. The worst kind of feeling at times. Go splurge.
Samuel Garcia
The added tools are nice, but the image restriction is retarded as hell.
John Wright
heh
John Price
>[x] TO BREAKFAST! but maybe without so much EXCLAMATION MARK! because last time we flustered a carrier we got catapulted into the sea
Jordan Watson
...
Brayden Wood
Hey planefag, how does it feel having your failures as a writer validated by the rules of /qst/?
Brody Morales
[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed. Settle will become a shut in like the rest of us.
Bentley Watson
>HA. AHA. EVERYTHING WENT EXACTLY AS PLANNED >I AM NOW OFFICIALLY INVINCIBLE. >THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN STOP ME NOW. >I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER. >PHYSICS IS NOW MY BITCH.
Mason White
You unironically called yourself invincible. You getting bodied is almost inevitable at this point.
Kayden Johnson
well the hot pockets option just delays the entry and going to a on base restauraunt would be even worse
Thomas Robinson
We light think of giving Ari a heads up. Otherwise we may not survive breakfast. We did have Willie as a chaperone to back us up if needed.
Asher Ward
they decided to drop the image restriction already
Adam Taylor
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed. I'm sure the shot will just follow us home, but let's see.
Josiah Rogers
So what's left is archiving and massive amounts of salt from user?
Jack Jones
Should we be calling you Shimakaze Heterodyne now?
Kevin Jenkins
exactly
Brody Sullivan
Actually responding to ones constituents? Is it too late for Veeky Forums to run for President?
Austin Perry
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
Levi Adams
[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Luis Martin
Pretty much. Lewdquests will continue in pastebins and ghost threads, as they always have.
Samuel Baker
>[x] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Wyatt Allen
[X] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Nathan Hernandez
[x] TO BREAKFAST!
Brayden Butler
>>TO BREAKFAST!
Sebastian Jackson
[x] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Nathan Hall
but in order to run we must first answer the question - who is this "Veeky Forums"? A hacker? A sys admin? the world may never know~
Elijah Ortiz
YOU DO NOT COMPREHEND WHAT I HAVE BECOME.
Alexander Edwards
...
Jayden Perez
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed.
Luis Clark
Well, I was hoping that the more talented amoung us could at least keep the Chinese from stealing my OPM file on a weekly basis.
Jace Sullivan
>[ ] TO BREAKFAST!
Angel Morales
Did you figure out how to miniaturize your super engine?
Cooper Nelson
>[x] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed. So when do we go back to work?
Samuel Edwards
what about allowing nsfw stuff?
Evan Walker
Speaking of admins doing silly things guess what a certain site is going to start doing to people who the word "Trap".
Eli Allen
votes called~
Isaiah Gomez
And power it with sake and fervent nationalism?
Isaiah Flores
WELP, ignoring all that /qst/ drama, assuming this quest doesn't get booted off Veeky Forums tonight, DESTROYER DAD: POCKET BB EDITION is done and ready to go! Now it's time to decide the next one!
>Ushio >Miyuki >Shigure >other
Ethan Wood
reeeeeeee
Jack Carter
>[ ] How about we make hot pockets or something before trekking back into that never-ending shitshow. Seriously, every time you go in there. Every time. The officer's club is cursed. As much as I'd like to see Hate's new addition to his spider collection, let's not. They'll hunt us down eventually anyways.