Character descriptions

>character descriptions
>my turn comes up

You see a tall slender male human with dark skin and a shaved head. He's weari-

>"Oh you mean like Trayvon user?"

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>"Did your character get his starting gear by robbing a pawn shop?"

Everyone in the group is pretty chill except for this one Trump-memeing edgelord. I figured I could slip the description under the radar but no he has to go whole-hog with the fucking Black Lives Matter right out the gate.

Anyone have similar experiences with fake racism at the table? How would you deal with this assclown?

Choot im

Ultimate ironing

You'd think with all of the weird-ass fantasy races and playable monsters in D&D that being a black guy would be relatively normal, fucking morons have to bring their baggage into the fantasy world.

It's actually really easy.

"Kevin, Shut the fuck up with that bullshit."
"We all know you're just doing it to try to be cool, but it just makes you look like you're a desperate for attention cunt."

i can't believe this is real

i don't want to

Is this your first time seeing someone dress up bait?

On /v/ this would have simply been "What is the Ferguson of video games?" or "What games do niggers play?"

I did that but guy has zero self-awareness and just giggles to himself. It's a lot more subtle now, shit like 'makes sure user doesn't handle the treasure we find first!' every now and then, not that hard to ignore but grating.

Then keep it up.

He'll get away with whatever he can, shut him down every time.

You're dealing with a child here, one who will remember every time he got away with being a shitlord.

Don't let him have anything, and let him know that he won't be welcome at the table if that shit continues.

Why are kevins always the biggest shithead's? We have a horrible Kevin, the FLGS on the nearby city has an even shittier kevin, fuck kevins.

I started my campaign in a desert, first encounter is a bunch of nomads... 10minutes of ALLAH HUAKBAR at the table.

i fucking hate my players