Rolled 98 (1d100)
Vacation started.
Meanwhile along a certain path in a canyon near a certain tower.
"Its her!"
A group of figures professionally appeared out the dark mists and surrounded the figure. Including hulking figures who were possible mutants.
"Oh hey boys don't you think this is a LITTLE much for a young girl like me?"
"Now reaver we have you surrounded with three different armies and some special villains JUST for yo-"
WHOOM
PSHTA-
"AHHH IT BURNS!"
"FUCK SHE'S EVERYWHERE!"
"OH GODS OH GODS WHY-"
"The FOG OH GOD THE FO-"
A few minutes later a single figure
walked away down that same path looking like she just came out of a megacity with her fashion and not having a single speck of anything on her. In fact she looked shockingly clean.
After some time that figure would be seen again. This time showing up some distance away in a split second. Completely bypassing all the scanners and spies in an instant.
"RED JACKAL ITS MEE! I HEARD YOU AND BJ AIN'T A THING ANYMORE SO I GET DIBS!"
"OH FUCK NOT YOU DON'T TELL ME THE REAVER IS YOU!"
"Hey now boyfriend...that's not very nice. I heard you were available and now its my turn..."
"God don't tell me that was you..."
"Yeah Old BJ is gonna be hurting for awhile. I kicked their ass for you...so now bout that reward..."
"Teleport. BITCH!"
"...oh how I like a CHASE truly someone of my own heat...i knew we were meant to be together. ooh you now just what I like for foreplay..."
At that same time in a distant locale Jacky for some reason shivered...
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"Uh..boss? You sorta left us behind..," piteously weeped some Bane Company Soldiers.
"Aw now don't be like that now we can swap love stories and have a sleep over!"
The Bane Company Soldiers proceeded to cry harder. So hard in fact that despite wearing helmets you could see the tears leak out from their eye sensors...whether due to her or trying to process the scene before them they could only know.