Slow paced, purple prose, weird names, and idiotic black/white conflicts between archetypes and plot devices rather than people
"Dark fantasy" like Martin is no better
>And then after the evil assholes raped and killed the semi good guys, EVEN BIGGER evil assholes tortured and killed those evil assholes. And everyone was miserable forever. The end.
Making everyone an unrealistic cunt isn't "grownup" it's teenage angst
And God forbid anyone tell a light hearted story
James Hill
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Blake Morgan
Why do you care so much about money?
Also, joke's on you, I only RP urban fantasy and the likes, the superior RPGenre.
Evan Murphy
>half-dragon >half-demon >half-wolf
How the shit does this even work?
Aiden Perez
*tips the hat of enlightenment*
Juan Ross
>women are not treated very well in this culture, once again not injected modern morality needlessly
If you honestly believe that all Bronze Age civilizations are rampantly misogynistic in a modern sense then you have a poor grasp of history. Especially since you seem unable to distinguish the effects that class has on sexism.
>fite me IRL
wew lad
>Mythology and folklore is boring as fuck >Slow paced, purple prose, weird names, and idiotic black/white conflicts between archetypes and plot devices rather than people
*tips fedora*
Cooper Evans
I bet you think Terry Pratchett was ripping off JK Rowling, too.
Anthony Edwards
If 'it just works that way' is your explanation, just fucking come out and say it.
Austin Kelly
Nah just kill yourself. It worked for many artists. Maybe your work becomes famous after your death.
Blake Wood
You're a garbage dicked faggot, do you really think anyone who lived a long time ago has any chance of seeing and doing as much as a modern person, no, and tolkien was absolutely unremarkable. His work is absolutely exceptional except for introducing elves and orcs in their current form, not very good literature, at all, and compared to the best of modern sci-fi it's piss poor, but of course most modern fantasy is standing on his shoulders so it will never be topped ever in your retarded opinion, with people like you it will always be either watered down warcraft tier shit or tolkien nostalgia,
