Them elves and their charm

You are spending some time in your hillside lodge by yourself and your hear music being played outside.

You then see this elven bard playing around with her violin and she sees you too.

>"Hi there mister/mam, I hope I was not disturbing you, just practicing my violin here, I'am a bard you know? If you're feeling lonely up here you can come visit my town just beside the ridge, its by walking distance. Oh, uhhh, you wana hear my song? I could use some practice with an audience to help my confidence."

Your thoughts?

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Form a band, get invited to play at royal wedding, coup kingdom, guide land into new golden age.

Sure, go for it.

>I'am

It's I'M

I'm

God damn it, how many times are you going to get shit for this before you stop doing that?

You already have a thread too

I tell her to roll for anal circumference.

I'd probably spill my spaghetti all over the hillside, being perfectly honest.

OP here. I assume you're some user who has a vendetta for some other user, but I did not make that thread. I could just be any other person in this planet who has that habit of using 'I'am'.

>an elf treading
>in my private property!?
>reeeeee!!! out of my private lodge

"You don't mind if you can do a private show in my cabin? ...If you know what I mean? Huhehehe.

Your posting style is too distinct in a bad way. No offense, since our interests overlap. Don't take it as a vendetta, take it as advice to cut that shit out and go about it less shamelessly.