You are spending some time in your hillside lodge by yourself and your hear music being played outside.
You then see this elven bard playing around with her violin and she sees you too.
>"Hi there mister/mam, I hope I was not disturbing you, just practicing my violin here, I'am a bard you know? If you're feeling lonely up here you can come visit my town just beside the ridge, its by walking distance. Oh, uhhh, you wana hear my song? I could use some practice with an audience to help my confidence."
Form a band, get invited to play at royal wedding, coup kingdom, guide land into new golden age.
Brandon Lewis
Sure, go for it.
Jace Campbell
>I'am
It's I'M
I'm
God damn it, how many times are you going to get shit for this before you stop doing that?
You already have a thread too
Landon Taylor
I tell her to roll for anal circumference.
Julian Gray
I'd probably spill my spaghetti all over the hillside, being perfectly honest.
Kayden Phillips
OP here. I assume you're some user who has a vendetta for some other user, but I did not make that thread. I could just be any other person in this planet who has that habit of using 'I'am'.
Ryan Thomas
>an elf treading >in my private property!? >reeeeee!!! out of my private lodge
Wyatt Ortiz
"You don't mind if you can do a private show in my cabin? ...If you know what I mean? Huhehehe.
Brayden Brooks
Your posting style is too distinct in a bad way. No offense, since our interests overlap. Don't take it as a vendetta, take it as advice to cut that shit out and go about it less shamelessly.
Isaiah Fisher
>"Oh, that's nice. It's good music, so feel free." I listen to her music and comment on the weather and the quality of her playing and dress.
Then I wait for her to leave before grabbing my hatchet, barring every entrance I have, and rounding up the local militia. The fuck did the elves get this close without anyone noticing? We had a treaty about this shit and everything.
Hudson Baker
May we post elf pics too?
As for that elf bard? I'd say go ahead, I'd like to see how her stats are.
Josiah White
>Elf entices you with music >Invites you to her home
Haha fuck no, I know how this story goes. I'm gonna end up trapped in the fae realm and forced to listen to her godawful music until my brain bubbles out my ears.
Fuck that. I draw my iron sword and rush her.
Benjamin Turner
Who says you are obligated to go to the town she lives in? She's just practicing her music and is offering you to listen to her services. Just say 'no', if you are not interested in visiting her place. You still get to listen to some music at least.
Hunter Kelly
>"Mam, you mind tellin' me wot in tarnation u doin' here? Dis here's private property and while you elves an' yer voices and singin' is pretty and all. I ain't interested and there are people in ere' still sleepin'. So no thanks, not interested in listenin' to yer songs."
Easton Davis
Its a trap.
>You are spending some time in your hillside lodge by yourself So this is my home and its site seems to have been chosen for it seclusion. >your hear music being played outside. You then see this elven bard playing around with her violin and she sees you too. So a combatant with magic for beguilement and reputations for light swindling just happened on my lodge... >the pic She also seems to have no supplies meaning her pack is stowed somewhere out of sight for safety, or she traveled with a group. >"Hi there mister/mam, I hope I was not disturbing you, just practicing my violin here, Why would anyone come to this secluded location, sit in front of an obviously inhabited lodge and play an instrument, and assume the occupant(s) wouldn't notice? >I'am a bard you know? She suspects I know what she is and wants to still appear innocent. >If you're feeling lonely up here you can Bards are notorious for using their charms to get what they want.She has just met me and is already offering a solution to loneliness.Given the fact she is no longer playing I can assume her charm spell is done casting and now she is trying to use its effect. >come visit my town just beside the ridge, its by walking distance. What a amateur I know there is no town nearby, that is the purpose of this lodge.Furthermore classic Elven xenophobia would mean she probably doesn't care if I'm lonely, and even if there was a town nearby it is probably Elven and would not want non-Elven visitors and definitely not regularly.
Why would she think I would fall for this? Two reasons.First she is an Elven bard and thinks she can charm me.Second, she probably thinks human's are an inferior race too stupid to realize her trap.
So what is her goal? To get me outside of the lodge and either into an arc of fire or close enough to stab.
Why? Robbery? It doesn't matter.
I say I'm going to bed, then I shut the door, and wait for the enemy to lower their guard.Meditation will have to wait.
Jonathan Nguyen
Sounds delightful and cute.
You're setting up something horrible for her, aren't you?
Robert Mitchell
*ma'am. Mam is what the Irish call their mothers.
Wyatt Parker
>"S'cuse me sir. Did you so happen to have an elven bard who plays a voilin'? Yah, she's actually a wanted person for swindling a money lender from the nearby town just down this ridge which is just in walking distance and so happens to also be near you're lodge... I assume she visited you and you declined her 'performance?' Good, she's a sneaky one who alright."
Of course, come right in. May I treat you to a glass of Wine?
Nathan Rivera
>It's an elf >It's still breathing There's only one possible course of action.
Blake Brooks
Y-you too!
Sebastian Watson
Really? Well sure why not then? I'd like to hear the songs you're playing, and well I have started feeling lonely now. And I never knew a town actually existed just beside this ridge; so thanks I'll probably visit later. So go ahead, you are welcome to my property and to play some music while I-"
"Hey you, 'Templar.' Fuck off! This is private property you are treading and I didn't ask for any of your churches 'services' and the elf bard didn't do anything bad and I've pretty much welcomed her to my property, you religious fanatics. Soooooo... Go. Away!"
Aiden Fisher
>"Hi there mister/mam, I hope I was not disturbing you, just practicing my flute here, I'am a bard you know? If you're feeling lonely up here you can come visit my town just beside the ridge, its by walking distance. Oh, uhhh, you wana hear my song? I could use some practice with an audience to help my confidence."
Jackson Harris
>sigh You and your memes user
Austin Campbell
Shotgun blast here before she gets a word out. A fucking cabin specifically built into a forest to be alone is the one place some random beauty comes playing music too? Sounds like some fae shit to me! You won't get me you fucking faelord now git! Even if she did speak assuming i didn't shotgun blast her for that assuming is a spell she talks about a town within walking distance as if i didn't fucking know like i don't fucking live here. Thats 3 strikes and 3 shotgun blasts. Assuming she survived i was right shes a gods damned fae piece of shit. Assuming she didn't her innocence is proven now git of my lawn. Fucking fae's and their fae activities trying to convert us gods fearing innocent people to their fucking fae ways. I swear we should just round them all up and send them and their faelords to a camp to rot!
Carter Jones
AN UNHOLY HEATHEN/HERETIC IS PREYING ON A FELLOW HUMAN! FEAR NOT KINSMAN I SHALL SLAY THE KNIFE EARED HEATHEN!!!
>sees "another Templar" "THAT ONE OVER THERE IS A HERETIC MASQUERADING AS A KNIGHT! ONCE I'AM DONE WITH THAT ELF. I'LL SHED YOUR BLOOD HERETIC!"
"EGADS!!! ANOTHER KNIFE EARED HEATHEN! I HONESTLY CANT DEAL WITH TWO HEATHENS AT ONCE! ALRIGHT, I'LL KILL THAT FLUTE PLAYING ONE, THEN; I'LL COME AFTER YOU VIOLIN PLAYER, FOR THE GODS OF ORDER!!!!!!"
Austin Ramirez
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Charles Diaz
Whats wrong with wanting to have a good or decent looking elf woman providing form(s) of entertainment?
Benjamin Barnes
>I HONESTLY CANT DEAL WITH TWO HEATHENS AT ONCE! Should have picked the right order, famplar.
Jayden Clark
>"good morning human. Do you mind if i take an extra 20 minutes of sleep? i'm exhausted."
Aaron Fisher
this elf is hotter than OP's if i am being completely honest.
Adam Parker
There is nothing wrong with that, user.
Connor Perez
yeah, when they look like that i guess i shouldn't feel to bad. good lord.
Brandon Turner
Pimp knight is the only option.
Justin Wilson
>I have fapped to the full image many times
David Perez
Name of artist/where to find full image?
Tyler Diaz
incaseart we all have user
Daniel Lewis
I would do a dump of pics like this, but I don't have many Saved them because I thought they were good art, not because I'm gay or bi
Henry Gomez
We say Ma mostly.
Robert Ramirez
yeah sure lad, be my guest. Next time you decide to picnic on my property though please do me a favour and put something on for decency's sake.
Jacob Moore
>tfw your character gets invited to the Elf Homeland to negotiate with the Queen and knows there's a secret Cabal within the Court determined to see him fuck up >tfw you spend the entire time dodging assassins and Faux Passe while basically Bruce Wayning it >tfw you avoid being kidnapped by starting a massive party and get a reputation as not just an idiot, but a dangerous idiot >And then turn around and napalm the shit out of the negotiations, Wrecking it like Ralph when they expect you to be half-cut and practically catatonic from staying up all night and thus they underestimate you. Feels gud to be human sometimes. Best part is, all the elves still aren't sure if I'm really lucky, or really competent.
Luis Hall
>elves >sleeping Who would have guessed that smut posters don't know shit about what they write.
Carson Gonzalez
>incase blatantly visible on image
Jaxon Gray
Seems suspicious. I give it at least 75% chanse that she's trying to lure me into a trap and take me captive/rob me/eat me, or whatever the hell elves are supposed to do.
Ian Harris
Not all elves don't sleep though. It's setting-dependent.
Jace Moore
>/where to find full image incase has so much shit
Lucas Gutierrez
The internet you fucking child. Now go search.
Cameron Flores
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Joseph Jackson
Fuck you reverse image search doesn't come up with anything and incase has literally thousands of pictures why can't you hold my hand like the apathetic piece of shit I am
Gavin Wilson
Their hentaifoundry has it like on the 4th page or so
Aaron Richardson
Its a trap. That cuts down on all but 50 of his pieces believe it or not. Now go search. Thats not counting variants admittedly.
Julian Baker
Just google InCase elf butt, it's like the first or second result lmao
