How might an adventurer prevent his corpse from being desecrated?
How might an adventurer prevent his corpse from being desecrated?
Mason Rogers
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Grayson Wood
Someone might be able to do a curse or jinx on the corpse after his passing
Hunter Lopez
Fire.
David Turner
>Adventurer
That there's old words, choomba. All you's needin' is a couple of well-placed bombs that activate when your dead body is moved.
Henry Russell
Seal it in amber.
Brayden Wood
Reanimation
Jonathan Wilson
Cremation and scattering to the winds. A nature-affiliated adventurer might have their body reabsorbed into the environment, so you'd have to desecrate the whole forest/sacred grove or whatever and even then they're already kind of dissoluted.
Andrew Long
Stop leaving it places where it might get desecrated.
Lincoln Wood
Don't leave a corpse behind, then
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Or become a lych
Ryan Howard
Have a Wizard provide you with an item which will instantly cremate you upon death.
Wyatt Miller
Cremation?
Evan Adams
Castor oil
Connor Powell
Concrete Enema
Adrian Rivera
Airborne ghonorrea
Oliver Lopez
A spell that transforms your corpse into CWC. Everyone will stay away.
Leo Torres
Attain immortality
Samuel Reyes
But not eternal youth
Liam Kelly
By not leaving one, in all meanings of the term.
Daniel Brown
They cannot desecrate your body if it is with Allah.
Jeremiah Perry
By being a ghost and not having a corpse to leave
Noah Clark
How to dispose of a body for amateur paladins.
Tear out the heart and burn it.
Cut off the head.
Stick an onion in the mouth.
Put a coin in each eye of the head for the ferryman's toll.
Bury the body upside down at least 6ft deep beneath the earth.
Bury the head in a separate place at least 6ft deep beneath the earth.
David Phillips
>How might an adventurer prevent his corpse from being desecrated?
By desecrating his body in life, such that when he dies, he leaves behind not a corpse, but an eidolon of mal intent that all men fear to look upon, and bar their doors against before they go to bed at night.
John Ross
I want her to desecrate my dick
Brayden Gutierrez
leprosy.
Jayden Clark
Immortality 'is' eternal youth. You're immortal if you stop aging.
Jackson Howard
Hardly eternal youth if you biological clock stops at a rough 63.
Nathan Taylor
It's not hard to stop aging, but it is hard to reverse it.
Someone who was born immortal would age to ~25-30, then stop.
Dylan Reyes
That cloak that disintegrates your body if you die.
Lucas Ortiz
Inter your gold, +5 Sword of Planetary Annihilation, and other valuables in a separate tomb from your actual corpse, so no one has any special reason to muck about around the latter.
Eli Lee
I recognize some but not all of these superstitions. Care to provide sauce/references? I'm interested.
Carson Torres
Redeem, Bind, or Kill all necromancers and practitioners of other unclean magics.
Rest assured that The Iron Maiden will look after your soul, no matter what happens to the earthly shell left behind.
Henry Roberts
Not dying.
Xavier Morales
Deadman's switch linked to a load of bombs/wand of firefuckery, can't desecrate the chunked.
Jace Wilson
Immortality.