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>Barbarian in political intrigue game

>Veeky Forums talks about black people

>new player joins the existing campaign

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I know, right? Who's this faggot in green messing up the color scheme they've got going? A warmer red or brown contrasted against a weaker pastel or neutral color and this fucker shows up like he got dressed in the dark. That shit-eating grin, too.

That guy is going to live forever, just like a Chinese emperor.

>I'm neither pro-skub nor anti-slub therefore I'm better than everyone else.
Fuck off, you're worse than the anti-skub fags.

what

Although Chinese Imperialism couldn't accomplish the same feat.

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Is that mercury?

Is that... mercury?

Is that quicksilver?

Is that..... your mom?

Yep.

So is that guy dead yet then?

Yep.

Mercury is only toxic when in any non-zero oxidation state. As long as your stomach acids don't oxidise it inside your body, it can't move into your bloodstream.

It might be gallium

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It would, however, give you absolutely wicked shits.

He's already in his 60s and he'll outlive everyone in this thread.

Is that... guy Chinese?

Such is the price of immortality, user

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Not entirely true. Elemental mercury (very slowly) evaporates at room temperature and is toxic when absorbed through the lungs. The man almost certainly has some level of mercury poisoning if he's spending a lot of time over big vats like that.

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Looks like this bait didn't pass seafood mercury concentration regulations.

>Bear walks up to group
>Guy just pushes it away

East Europe is some kind of place.

But there isn't one. It's why halfling Cavaliers riding Wardogs are viable and actually more feasible than normal Cavaliers. A Halfling Cavalier can enter a dungeon with the rest of the party and get all the bonuses from its riding abilities.

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I tried that once. It doesn't work out quite as well in game as it looks on paper, because it requires you to be charging and that's generally not something you can do in most battles. Maybe if you're on a kangaroo or something with pounce, who can get away from the middle of a melee. But I found myself charging, killing or heavily damaging one enemy, then needing to stab stuff nearby or waste my time running around with retreat actions to charge again.

>slav picks academic background

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>Halfling/Gnome cavalier riding a wolf through a dungeon, lancing shit
Yes, I need this in my setting.

Needs a filename.

>Halfling Cavalier riding around in a Kangaroo's pouch stabbing shit

Are you sure you were doing it properly? Because there's a ton of different bonuses a Cavalier can get simply from being mounted.

>attempting an exorcism with low knowledge (religion)

what the fuck

Source is Equilibrium.

You can actually drink about 2 pounds of elemental mercury "safely". The vapours are still toxic though.

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/r/ing that splitting your dicepool webm

>pol baits its hooks.webm

Need a name

Hence, Adepts. They're the only ones who can get their Dicepools high enough to make that viable.

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>rogue suddenly find himself in an undead campaign

I know how you feel. His grin is because he knows he blew it.

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>The necromancer's minions get some vacation time

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Karl Pilkington truly is a source of infinite wisdom.

Undead police.

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this makes me ambivalent

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Fuck that woman. What is she hitting the kid with?

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>Components: Somatic, Material

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Goddamn that is slick.

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He knows his clientele, thats for sure

God damn, that would make a nice idle animation

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Can't tell if that's a dildo or a flashlight.

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What's the joke here?

What does that guy have to do with Bearington?

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>Human Monkey Paw.png

is this what r63 Veeky Forums shitposts about all day?

Phantom Blood

Party forgot to buy rope