Katawa Yandere - Hanako Route (Part 11)

Formlessness. That’s the only word for it. The place in which you find yourself lies beyond the boundaries of crude matter. This is the nexus point – the primal crossroads between birth and death. You walk upon nothing, towards nothing.
Yet there are, in fact, forms.
Within the din, two humanoid shapes appear before you.
It’s… Akira. And Suzu.
What on Earth?
“Welcome to a special edition of the Akira Dojo!” You red-eyed friend greets you.
Something’s different about her.
Suzu shuffles forward. “We have come to be your guides back to the land of the living.”
“B-both of you together?” You look between the odd pair.
“Mhm.” Suzu shrugs. “Even though she’s an eccentric extrovert and I’m a soft-spoken shut-in.”
“We are SO thinking ‘sitcom’.” Akira grins maniacally.
Suzu nods. “What do you think of the name ‘Snooze & Shriek’?”
They indicate each other.
“She’s lazy!”
“She’s crazy!”
“It’s the Snooze & Shriek Show!” They strike a back-to-back pose.
… You have no idea what kind of drugs you took but you make a silent vow to never do it again.

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Hell yeah!
Let's go

“No?” Suzu tilts her head.
“It’s a work in progress.”
They shrug. “So, anyhow. You’re here because you died. Or got rejected.”
“Same thing, really.” Suzu sighs. “A world without love is death.”
“You’ve written a lot of goth poetry online, haven’t you?”
“Shut up. The point is that you were bested. And thus your soul has leapt to an alternate timestream in which you hadn’t made the choices that damned you yet.”
Oh. You get it. This isn’t really Suzu and Akira… This Akira isn’t wearing a necklace of severed ears.
“So, from here, there are a few potential points you choice jump to. Just pick one and get goin’, Hanners.”
Simple enough. You decide to ignore these two for now and get a CAT scan when you wake up. For now, you’d like to jump off to…

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I was the only one last week who didn't vote to go raid the StuCo.
I insist, reveal ourselves here will prevent the deaf bitch to confess to Hisao

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Go stalk Hisao

>reveal ourselves here will prevent the deaf bitch to confess to Hisao
no strawpoll?

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we've got to run interference here.

None of the other options really stop that whore from stealing our man, so
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Come to think of it, how did that last bad end happen? Didn't Emi have any objection?

Oh wait we did that. Changing my vote to
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Last week the strawpoll had technical issues and the thread was more alive than the last weeks.
So I suppose we'll continue as last time, honestly I prefer this way

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Let's get this party started.

>He didn't get the memo
This belongs on the designated questing board now.

Yeah, no Strawpoll. I've decided that it hurts more than it helps. Vote here.

There's no archive there. It's for short standalone quests. KY is not one of those.

Akira?
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a LONG time...

> No Strawpoll

Only good things to come from that. If anything, I'll definitely miss those poll titles.

I have the same doubt you have.
Last week just a little after the first fatal post, I had the idea we made mistakes during the whole route not spending enough Hisao-time.
Let's hope we cam regain the right path

Alright, then. That seems counter-intuitive to /qst/'s purpose in cleaning up Veeky Forums, considering most of the quests here are long running multi-parts anyways. I'd still be concerned about getting swept out there at some point in the future, though.

If it will happen, it will be long time from now.
Is it still a trial board, right?

Maybe… maybe… you went wrong… When…
WHOOSH.
Suddenly your world whites out. And then a horrific feeling washing over you, like the sound of nails on a blackboard made liquid and poured down your shirt. You shiver hard enough to make your teeth audible clatter. Then…
“… huh?”
You find yourself hidden not far from the track, watching Hisao run with Emi.
For the sake of your sanity, you purge Akira and Suzu’s horrific standup routine from your memory.
Hisao… It’s kind of painful to watch, actually. He’s clearly trying his hardest – beads of sweat are dripping down his face, but his running speed is barely a brisk jog.
Emi… how could you do that to YOUR Hisao… Dear…
A strange, frenzied fit of giggles overtakes you as you look at Emi.
Hisao staggers across the finish line and- “WAHAHA~! Good job, Hicchan!” StuCo comes melding out of freaking nowhere. Wait… why are they here? Were they just waiting for Hisao?
This…

Yan [/////////_] Dere
[] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.
[] ...is an opportunity. Go raid the Student Council room while they’re both here.

>[X] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

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I say we do this. There's little chance any of the other choices will directly prevent Hisao from confessing to Shizune and this is the only one that prevents her from reaching Waifu Threshold.

Obviously
> [X] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.

Let's avoid shitzoon's nasty move!

>[X] ...is an opportunity. Go raid the Student Council room while they’re both here.

>[X] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.
let's not repeat the same mistake

>[] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.

>[X] ...is an opportunity. Go raid the student counci- HA
No.
>[X] CHANGE THE FUTURE

>[X] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.

Once more unto the breach.

[X] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.
Lets see what's down the path not traveled.

>>[x] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.
We need to do something about Shizune's affection stat

>[X] ...is an opportunity. Go raid the Student Council room while they’re both here.

I still believe there is something in the Student Council room worth finding, some dirst we can use to take Shizune out of the fight.

For God's Sake we could just show Hisao the pictures Shizune drew, that would be something.

It's still in trial. How long do the trial phases last? I was under the impression that it usually only lasts a week or two.

>[X] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.

>...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.
Time to win our man back

that's backwards. the moment a confession happens, we lose.
come on man, change the future!

Maybe, but if we present evidence or something that could turn Hisao against Shizune, we could force her into a Bad End.

Then again, Hisao would probably just think we're trying to frame Shizune at that point.

The fucking work we put in for this guy I swear

A vision floods through your mind. A vision of catastrophe. And not the kind of catastrophe that occurred for the second most disappointing expansion in World of Warcraft. But a true catastrophe.
You will not leave Hisao’s side this time.
You burst out from the bushes and dash down to the track. “Hisao!”
Everyone turns at the sound – well, Shizune doesn’t for somewhat obvious reasons, but she catches the movement.
“H-Hanako?!” He gasps, less from surprise and more from having the fitness of a sloth. “What are you doing here?”
… Fuck. You didn’t think that far ahead.

Yan [////////__] Dere
[] (lie) I wanted someone to try this new breakfast recipe of mine!
[] (lie) I had business with the Student Council!
[] (lie) I had business with Emi!

you're assuming there would be something incriminating, that we would then get a chance to shout OBJECTION! and present our legal arguments for why Shizune is a bitch and that this would be accepted by Hisao.

The only certainty we have is last time we went down that road we BAD ENDed.

> That ominous feeling when you enter KY thread and the banner is pic related
> Ominous feeling intensifies as you see Makise Hanakisu's pic, starting to think you'll never leap back in time

Damn Akira, my mind is going crazy

Let's vote
> [X] ...is dangerous. Get out there yourself.

>[X] (lie) I wanted someone to try this new breakfast recipe of mine!
We can come up with something to eat easier than something to talk about.

>[X] (lie) I wanted someone to try this new breakfast recipe of mine!

yeees. let's make our cripple boy some breakfast.
choosing Emi wouldn't stop the confession
choosing Shizune would at best delay her, but it wouldn't stop her since we don't yet have any convincing arguments for her to drop her crush.

and remember kids, we need to earn brownie points with Hisao so we can get the chocolate.

I expected we would need a lie

>[X] (lie) I wanted someone to try this new breakfast recipe of mine!

Might end in disaster, but I don't want to involve any of the girls with our deception.
.

>[X](lie) I wanted someone to try this new breakfast recipe of mine!

Okay guys we're winging it now.

>[X] (lie) I wanted someone to try this new breakfast recipe of mine!

>[X] (lie) I wanted someone to try this new breakfast recipe of mine!

Maybe through in how it would be a shame if no one could try it or something. Rev up the dere in other words

>[] (lie) I wanted someone to try this new breakfast recipe of mine!
Cooking is an actual interest of Hanako's in Katawa Shoujo, so. It's the most plausible excuse.

Ok, we're screwed. I think the best is
> [X] (lie) I had business with the Student Council!

but it will either leave us with Misha, or maybe with both of them away from Hisao but engaging a fatal duel.

Damn damn damn

>[x] (lie) I had business with the Student Council!
I'm just saying here, if we need to keep Shizune away from Hisao, this is our best choice. Plus, everyone will believe we came to the track to find the council.

We either go full-crazy and make Hisao try our non-existing breakfast recipe, or we distract Deaf Bich. Dunno which is better.

>[X] (lie) I had business with the Student Council!
It's time for an offensive.

>(lie) I wanted someone to try this new breakfast recipe of mine!
Put some of our blood and hair into it, once we're inside him he can't reject us!

>You didn't think that far ahead.
Yeah, that was the problem last time.

Alright, 2nd and 3rd option I doubt we could pull off, 1st could pull Hisao completely away from this encounter.
Quickest way to his heart, after all. aside from straight through the chest.
>[X] EAT OUR LOVE HISAO

If you're going to insist on putting these on Veeky Forums instead of /qst/ where they belong, at least have the decency to put Quest in the title so the filters catch it.

WHEATLY! MY OLD FRIEND!

> we need to earn brownie points with Hisao so we can get the chocolate.

>47009625
THE LEGEND HAS RESURFACED

Acceptable compromise. I'll start doing that next time.

....!

Just had a look at sup/tg/ and it seems to have an archive for /qst/.

Maybe we should actually kill her
[X](lie)Breakfast time, is all the time.

“O-Oh! I wanted… ” The image of your previous meal with Hisao surfaces in your mind. “I wanted you to try this new breakfast recipie of mine!”
“Hey!” Emi bounces up to you, scowling. “You KNOW Hisao can’t eat anything too greasy, right!”
“Of c-course I know!” You glare back at Emi, determined not to lose to her.
“Sure. That… actually sounds really good right now.” Hisao cuts in. Emi looks as if she’s trying to kill you with her mind.
“Was there something you needed me for, Shizune?”
“WAHAHA~!!! Well, Hicch-” Shizune flushes and claps her hand over Misha’s mouth. She rapidly signs something so fast you can actually hear her fingers cutting the air.
“Shicchan says it can wait.”
… What the hell was she planning?

Cockblocked.

damn, not another time

cripplecockblocked

...Do they know what happened in the future as well?

That would screw things up even more considering Hisao is 1-2 Shizune points away from BAD NED at this point.

>implying they know the timeframe has been reset
le bad time skeleton.jpg

A TRIFLING VICTORY
BUT A VICTORY NONETHELESS

gg no re, this court hereby pussyblocks your proposal.

Hisao peels away from those other whores and takes your hand when you offer it. Small fireworks go off on the inside of your mind and you grin like a loon as you lead him back.
This is the best.
The warmth of a fresh sun.
The cool mourning breeze.
The air filled with the sounds of… battle?
“Hey, Hisao. Look, a distraction!” You ahead to see what’s going on.
Reaching the girls’ dorms, you find monsters, demons, and evil gods are running rampant over the grounds. The girls of Yamaku are battling savagely with machetes, bricks, bottles, bats, shotguns, yo-yos, bulldozers, spears, stun guns, hammers, towels, chains, mauls, barbells, cats, flamethrowers, and whatever else they could get their hands on. Half the field is on fire.
“Heya Hanako!” Miki saunters up to you covered in demon-blood. “Come to join the fun?!”
“Wha… what happened?!”
“Oh, someone tried to cook French toast and accidentally opened a portal to hell.”
“… How does someone do that when trying to make toast?”
“Akira.”
… Oh.

Where's a
[] Kill the deaf bitch as the battle rages

when we need it???

Maybe the Boys dorm has acceptable facilities?

Either Akira's French Toast is so good even demons want to have some, or it's so bad it was banished to hell before it even reached the plate.

> You have no idea what kind of drugs you took
> but you make a silent vow to never do it again.

> Reaching the girls’ dorms, you find monsters,
> demons, and evil gods are running rampant
> over the grounds.

Did the vow last only 1 hour?

The later, Akira cannot cook.

>BIONIS SLASH X

Silly user, this is Akira-Event, taking drugs would be seeing orphans and nuns that Akira hasn't slaughered.

“Um… is the kitchen available to use?”
“Ha… no. Akira’s in the midst of fighting an eldritch horror in there.” As if on cue, a horrific blood-curdling shirek which could never have been issued by a human breaks the air. Miki shrugs. “Maybe you could eat out today? Hey, Suzu!” She looks over to her sleepy friend. “If you’re not gonna fight, mind going with Hanako and bringin’ me back something?”
“… I’m busy.”
“You’re not busy. You’re pretending to read a book.”
“W-What makes you think I’m pretending?!”
“You’ve been on the same page for like an hour. You’ve just been staring at me.”
“N-no I hav-”
“You’re also holding the book upside-down.”
“…” She hits her forehead with the cover several times. “…Shanghai sound alright, Hanako?”

Yan [////////__] Dere
[] Perfect! Have fun, Miki!
[] Miki, you should come too!

>[X] Perfect! Have fun, Miki!

If she wants to stay, let her stay

[] Perfect! Have fun, Miki!
Alone time with Hisao.
[] Miki, you should come too!
Guard against StuCo's evil machinations.

let's be nice to Suzu and make it a double date
>[X] Miki, you should come too!

cum 2

[X] Miki, you should come too!
We'll need a wingman if we want to surpass Shizune's monopoly on Hisao points, and Miki's just the girl.

>[] Miki, you should come too!

We need time to connect with our comrades. Stake your claim.

>“Same thing, really.” Suzu sighs. “A world without love is death.”
Our sleepy friend needs our aid in love
>[x] Miki, you should come too!

Weren't we going to spend time with Hisao? Alone?

We should have used the boy's dorm.

I guess we can show Hisao we are poplar too.
>[x] Miki, you should come too!

>[X] Miki, you should come too!

it's not alone time if Suzu's with us. this way Suzu won't have to be a third wheel, we score points with Suzu (the brains of team slumberparty) and while Suzu and Miki have each other we'll have Hisao for ourselves.

I bet Miki could get Hisao to confess his love within the hour.
Or at least force him too.
[X] Let's blow this flesh stand Miki

>[x] Miki, you should come too!

Since it seems to be the general consensus.

It's a double-date!

[X] Miki, you should come too!
We are playing Dere.

[x] Miki, you should come too!
If Suzu is coming with us,
[X] Perfect! Have fun, Miki!
if she isn't.

Really dunno what to do this time.
Miki is an ally, and probably it's better to be with someone else in this Lovercraftian turmoil (to avoid to be ambushed by the StuCo), but without her it will become a real date.
So let's go with

> [X] Perfect! Have fun, Miki!

Suzu is walking there with us regardless, but if Miki comes, they'll likely eat with us, and if we get ambushed, we won't have as big a disadvantage if Suzu passes out.

Katawa Yandere's Suzu deserves LOVE.
And she also had a guest appearance in an Akira Dojo.

So let's pick the
[X] Miki, you should come too!

“M-Miki, you should come too!” You stammer out. It’s outright painful to watch Suzu being like this… Moreover, Miki’s something to hide behind if you get attacked on the way there.
Miki rocks her head. “Hm… Food or carnage…”
“Akira is now teaching at Yamaku. We have carnage in abundance now.” Suzu cuts in, her face flushed. You’re not sure, but maybe she shot you a wink?
Miki laughs. “Good point! K, I’m in so long as you’re paying!”
… You hope you get jumped by random mobs to earn money on the way there.
BOOM.
You jump as Akira is forcibly thrown through a window and hops up. “Mind getting something for me, too?” Then a slime-drenched tentacle explodes through the wall and begins crushing her, emanating a horrific eldritch death-cry.
“MAHIRO-SAN~!!!”
Being exceptionally thin, Akira slips out of her blazer and stabs a nearby shovel through it, pinning it to a wall. Then she scampers along the ground to a fire-axe and starts hacking at the appendages while giggling like a drunkard. “I got a feeling this’ll take a while.”
“Uh… ok?”
“Great!” Shooting you a grin, she hops back through the broken window into the death-kitchen. “GIMME BACK MY BLAZER, YOU BITCH!”
Now, to extract everybody without Hisao noticing the battle…

Yan [/////////_] Dere
[] Take the front entrance.
[] Take the back way.

front since we don't like anal

>[] Take the front entrance.
>[] Take the back way.
Uhhh...