I play "Infernal Master"

Arguably the single most powerful in all of Nudibranch Battle Cards.

What do you have that can hope to challenge this?

I play the Clown Dorid!

I play my Gay Sea Clown in defense mode and end the turn

No one suspects the cute ones.

(OP)

I play Sea Angels, which regenerates the health of these two:
for the next ten turns

I play Ghostweave Stalker.

I play the Spanish Dancer, which gives all our cards +15 vitality.

IMPOSSBLE!

NOBODY'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON THAT CARD!

Damn that is one aptly named marine organism

I summon this polka dotted green llama lookin' guy. I don't know. Just fuck my shit up senpai

I place the Mighty Kangaroo in defense position and close my turn.

I summon the variable neon slug, maybe this one will have a fighting chance.

This game allows free swimming cards, right?

I place Assassin Snail face up on the field and you have to discard one of your cards. Dare you take on my deep poison deck?

All valiant efforts so far, but you've only nibbled at his life points. There is but one card in all of Nudibranch Battle Cards that can stop an Infernal Master.

And I'm playing it now. Angelic White, in attack mode.

I play my Hooded Nudibranch! Its melon scent distracts all of the opposing gastropods, lowering their attack!

So you finally appeared. I was wondering when you'd show your face. Let this be our final battle, the one which decides the very fate of Nudibranch Battle Cards!

Since there's already two angelic nudis on the field I play Magma Vassal alongside my Infernal Master, in defense mode.

Evil will never prevail while there is still good in the world. I play White Spiral Carrier, which boosts defense of all angelic nudibranchs on the field!

I play Shaggy Mouse Nudibranch on the field. Using his special ability, I can summon all other Shaggy Mouse Nudibranchs in my deck!

I play Cone Snail and poison both the nudibranch forces of light and darkness. -7 defense to each.

I play the Noble Blue and Gold in ready position.

What the hell man

My old friend. How comforting to see you join us in our time of need. These are dark times. The forces of goodness and light mount, even now, against the dark one just as they did thousands of years ago, according to the Nudibranch Battle Cards reverse-prophecy.

I SUMMON THE ANCIENT FORBIDDEN ONE

The Wizard of Many Colors will rise from the depths.

No....It can't be. That card was recalled and destroyed years ago. It can't be! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

God damnnit.

And, for my next attack, I summon the Forbidden Flagpole Bearer! Raising my resilience by +9!