What's the druid endgame?

What's the druid endgame?

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Kill the arch-druid and take his place. Then go even further behind.

Smoke weed every day.

hybrid beast races

Ascend to the Beastlands and become the God-Chimera.

Become a bigger, faster, stronger druid.

Wildshape into ALL the creatures!

YIFF eternally

take the knot?

GIVE the knot.

LEGALIZE IT

Be the knot.

Who says you need an end-game?
What if Magic was just a means?

Druids don't have an endgame, they'd be totally content just chilling in the forest for ever. It's the ultimate SoL fantasy.

Find all the animals and cuddle them fiercely

Find enlightenment and realize that there is no knot.

All will be one with the nature. It may not be peaceful hippy commune, because nature isn't peaceful, but there will be balance and the "civilized" races will no longer destroy the nature for their childish and greedy short term plans.

Actualize an enlightened state and realize there is, in fact, a knot.

Overthrow the christian church and boot the english and other assorted germans back east of the rhine.

No
ಠ_ಠ
Get out

Not him, but what about hybrid plant races?

KILL
EAT
FUCK
PROPAGATE
GROW
SPREAD
LIVE

probably return civilization to a more simple and natural time. on another note what is the difference between shamans and druids in your setting if any?

Burn it all to the ground, let the weeds grow over the ruins, slaughter the survivors and feed their flesh to the wolves.
Mother Nature is a vicious bitch, and the way human civilization is going is pissing her off.

goblinpunch.blogspot.co.nz/2014/09/7-myths-everyone-believes-about-druids.html

Preserving the balance and protecting nature are a never-ending struggle.

A druid cares not for ends or games. Life continues and other tenders of nature, exalters of The seed and soil, will inevitably tread the woodland paths after his last breath is drawn. The world is not black or white, neither eternally grey. Balance cannot be kept for long, tis the way of all things. Man is a fickle being and the druids knows and embraces his minds changing of the weather. Malevolent deeds are the druids, benevolent deeds are the druids. Magic is for the seekers, druidism is for the sought. Tipping the scales, keeping the groves, treading the path.
IF you find what it is the human wants, you'll find what it is the druids wants.

Become so powerful that you are able to alter reality and change a great forest (or desert, or whatever ecosystem) into one of infinite size. The boundary is still where it was before, but you could wander in and walk in one direction forever. Getting out is hard, since it's bigger than the entire world in every direction.

Life has no endgame. Why should druids?

Enter tranquility and realize there is only the knot

In 2e druids stopped progressing after certain level and have to go highlander on higher ranking druids.

I don't know, user, what IS the meaning of life?

Put two of every animal on a boat.
>captcha was boats. Clearly it is divine will that guides him.

>What's the druid endgame?
What endgame?

Reincarnation! Eternal return! Protect Nature forever!

SUCK MY DICK I'M A SHARK

What do you think? Five-iron for this one?

I prefer drivers, for that extra heft. You do you, though.

>on another note what is the difference between shamans and druids in your setting if any?
(In the setting) Shamanism is defined as belief in a spiritual plane and animal spirits/totem animals, present in hunter-gatherer cultures, while druidism is defined as worship of the cycles of nature, moon and sun, requiring harvest festivals and animal/human sacrifices, present in agricultural pagan cultures.
TL,DR; shamans are hunter-gatherer cavemen and druids are celtic farmers

youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI

>I wonder what this could be
>hover over the embed button, see thumbnail
>oh god this slut

She has a series of photos in response to the many people with negative comments on this video. It's pretty illuminating.

>She has a series of photos in response to the many people with negative comments on this video. It's pretty illuminating.
dare I ask?

It's not as fun as you might think: imgur.com/a/ykdKV

Kill all the druids that are better than you. It's in the rules.

The fuck.

Once women get a taste of the knot they just can't get enough.

Reminds me of the guy who died from too much horse cock.

The only true answer, the pagans.

There are agricultural societies with shamanic religions. Heck, industrial shamanism isn't impossible either.

I want to marry her and arrange it so I never see her and the dog at the same time so I can pretend I'm married to a fae.

That girl is a master troll

Holy fuck I'm laughing

But then wont you end up bedding the wrong one?

it's a risk I'm willing to take

And then beat the crap out of every single one.

Life goes on?

Become an elemental.

...

You gotta imagine that guy in the afterlife not giving a fuck.
> What killed you?
> Taking a cock the size of your forearm.

To make the whole world go into a new bloom.
Pic related.

To remove the binds placed on the land by the sorcerer kings of the the previous era, only then shall the black waters of my kin shall wash away those that propagate the great evils of Fire and Steel.

Level 5.

I had an idea for a Druid BBEG or, more likely, a Druid circle: a society of that, after observing the reckless and destructive effects mankind (and other races) have had on the environment and the planet, change course and begin supporting and encouraging activities that would hasten anthropological global warming.

The end-game being that mankind (well, the sentient races) would very nearly wipe themselves out, and the druids could nurse the planet back to health, and establish themselves as the true masters of the world.

So, basically Greenpeace + the Illuminati.

>smoking weed.gif

What the actual fuck.

Become a Godzilla like great beast based on the druids natural affinity. A force of nature connected with the world soul.

Sea/Ocean druids = Kraken/Godzilla
Mountain = Rok/Gaint bird
Caves = Gaint bug

You get the idea. Of course, only the most powerful and eldest of druids can attain the great beast form.

Become one of the denizens of the First World, also known as Fey.

Become one with the land, of course!

>this kills the plant

My Pathfinder druids goal is just to become a powerful enough druid to learn Timeless Body and live forever

I didn't know that it only stops you from aging but you'll still die when 'your time is up'. it was my characters core motivation and I hope no one else in my game realizes

They will and will also let the DM know. Better get to using reincarnation every 30 or so years.

>go innawoods
>stay innawoods
>u in the woods son

Played a druid who's ultimate goal was to create a universal translator so animals and non animals could reach cohabitation.

...

>all dose felidae
>not one dirty canine in sight