Jumpchain CYOA Thread #815

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You're not even trying anymore.

I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

Should've ignored him and made a proper thread. I was going to do it but then I remembered that all of you were very adamant about it being a poor idea so, reap what you sow and all that.

He didn't even cut the IRC out of the OP this time.

Wow you people are autistic.
Just accept that editionless threads are the future already.

You missed about three OPs in a row, you're really quite the failure at this.

Yeah there are reasons for that but those reasons will soon be over and I can return to my quest.

Said the man who can literally stop no one else from making editions without taking over the creation of every thread. This is bizarrely petty in the most entertaining way, and I only request you get the rest of the OP right if you're trying to do one part of it wrong.

Once someone did without me, I take that as good omens of future success.

>you people
You're here too, user. You're one of us.

You're an asshole for the sake of being an asshole, and I still can't understand why people find that amusing.

His grammar is shitty, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Tera or something being a jackass.

Well, you keep on keeping on, little dude. I don't hope for your success, but it doesn't actually matter unless you fuck up the rest of it.

'You people' referring to 'you people' who feel it necessary to get angry and call others 'assholes' when someone posts a thread without an edition.

So how do we get this thread deleted?

Why d'you hate editions anyway?

Your only recourse is to make a normal thread and inhabit it with more posts than this. Chances are this current one would just fall off instead of being deleted though.

That is not what this thread is about. This thread is about Jumpchain. Talk about Jumpchain.

You sunk that ship when you made the OP about your personal crusade. It's too late not to expose your behavior and opinions to scrutiny.

Refusing to answer the question is an admission you're being a cunt for the sake of being a cunt.

No.

I once replaced the president with a raptor, took them five years to notice.

System didn't let me make a thread with a duplicated file but here's the new thread lads, everyone pack it up here

So, besides getting your spark what are your long-term goals for your chain?

What's the best strength perk in the chain?