Where would you work in Imperium?

if you had a desk job in the Imperium, which place would you like to have that job at and why?

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I wouldn't last a day. They'd use me as currency

Adeptus Mechanicus tech support. Why? 1) I already do programming anyway, 2) red is my favourite colour 3) Wanna live on Mars and play with the Kastelan Robots dammit

OMG I'd be an eversor spending my entire existence in an euphoric killing spree.

Nah, I'd probably die a guardsman conscript.

Well there's where I'd want to be, and then there's being worked to death on a forge world. I imagine I don't really get to choose

do desk people in the imperium even get breaks/holidays? do they get to go home for the weekend and what not?

I imagine them skull-plugged into cogitator arrays 24/7 while printing tax forms out of their mouths.

Thats what the grimderp has done to me.

Shouldn't the adeptus astartes be a wayyyy tinier circle since they are only like 100 thousand strong?

That image sums up exactly why the Imperium doesn't fucking work.

By that logic nothing would be visible on that image aside from the IG and IN.