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Post companions/characters from any cyoa that you feel bad for.
>The Twisted
Characters brought up before with bad stuff that makes you feel sorry for them.
Havel
>Wife got sold into slavery with all his friends and student.
>Underground been around 12 years; 12 years a cuck.
>Most likely sexually repressed as fuck.
Arios
>Waifu got Hero dicked.
>Waifu couldn't get off the Hero dick.
>Waifu couldn't stop talking about the Hero dick even with her.
>Got jealous about the Hero dick and broke up.
>Obsessively stalking ex-waifu like a yandere.
>Ex-Waifu running off to be with the New Hero.
Amew
>Basically abandoned.
>Got raped and had genetic stuff happen.
>Child got sealed away by Arceus (who was her parent) never to see them again.
>The rest of her siblings seem like they don't really give a shit about her.
>She's now just a display figure.
>Can't even speak the modern language.
I feel no pity for Arios, she brought that all on herself.
She didn't though. Passile was all over the hero before Arios did anything.
It was never confirmed the hero and Passile did anything, Arios was a jealous retard who couldn't handle her spouse being close to anyone.
Oh, I thought we were operating under user's assumption that something had happened. In the case it did, Arios didn't do anything wrong until she started blowing shit up.
Anyway, regardless of what happened? If your spouse is closer to someone else than they are to you, there is something fucked up going on there. I think women called it emotional infidelity or something, and while it's not the same thing as taking the dick, it means your relationship is effectively dead.
Again, it said that they where very close, it never said anywhere that she was closer to the hero then to her. She still deserves no pity in my opinion.
She was spending all her time with him, running around with him everywhere, and generally singing his praises constantly. That seems like she wasn't spending time with Arios anymore to me.
>Arios was a jealous retard who couldn't handle her spouse being close to anyon
I don't know user. I got to agree with Arios and Pasille were most likely over x decades/centuries than comes along this guy who is capable of dragging her attention like that. I would be a retard not to think something is going on between especially since in other profiles Shaymin it straight out mentions Pasille cock blocks him from fucking Shaymin in order to get his attention for herself.
So she was jealous of someone who was not immortal, not sleeping with her wife, and who was actually helping the world, and who would have happily taken her along too? She still does not deserve sympathy in my opinion.
>not sleeping with her wife
As we both said, this one was left ambiguous.
And yes, a married woman was jealous her wife was spending all of her time with someone else who she seemed to be completely obsessed with. You find me the monogamous couple this wouldn't destroy.
This senpai, even if Passile wasn't taking the dick she might as well have been, what she did was awful, and she rubbed it into her wife's face.
An functional one, mainly because it would be completely avoidable if they actually communicated instead of destroying stuff out of unconfirmed infidelity.
Like you'd believe your wife if she denied it after running around with a guy like that.
She was a literal god surrounded by other gods set in what is basically a fantasy setting, not to mention the fact that she is psychic, if you can't figure out a single way to find out if your wife cheated on you then you are retarded.
>Take both Passile and Arios
>Get really close to Passile and be a righteous hero of Justice that she'd love
>Get her wanting the d bad
>Cuck her by fucking Arios
All is right with the world.
Maybe she did figure it out then, and that's why she was so pissed?
That's the problem with the ambiguity; we can't for sure say this is what is happening.
The closest thing to mind reading in pokemon is mind reader, and it's not flavored more as reading their opponent's movement, it's not even a psychic move, plus though these people are gods, they're not the infallible omnipotent kind. Hell when they had stats they didn't have many more points than the warlords.
Either way, we can't come to a conclusion with how it is written, it was fun debating it though.
I think you're glossing over the emotional infidelity bit. When you get to the point where your spouse is invested far more in another person than they are you, even if they aren't actually having sex? The relationship is empty and over. So it's very likely that, fucking the hero or not, their relationship could not have ever been healthy or continued.
user, you need to remember the previous Hero was also sleeping around with a bunch of women at the time.
He was also according to Ciel was a party animal despite saving the world who may or may not have touched boypussy at one point. It's hard to get a good reading on the previous Hero. They seem like a cool guy, but also somewhat a dick.
Are the Imperials even gods? I mean they can live a long time, but I'm pretty sure they are killable and the only reason they have a Seat is because they are among the most powerful people in the land and had worthwhile accomplishments.
Like only 16 of them are created by Arceus and considered their children. They also all worship Arceus as their sole God except Decadence, but that's because she's Giratina and Giratina is like that rebellious teenager.
It also got me wondering on how powerful the Darkness was if it wrecked all the Imperials and Constellia; we know some of them had to sit it out like Ghana (Doing damage control) and Decadence. Plus only the Hero was capable of killing it so wouldn't the Hero be Arceus Tier next to the Darkness?
I can agree that the relationship was probably never a healthy one at any point.
What the fuck was the First Kind plan? Like they built indestructible weapons and created Mewtwo.
For what purpose? Who the fuck did they have to go to war against; Arceus was contempt to leave them the fuck alone. I don't Decadence was fucking with them, but what shits. They literally had the life.
Heroes probably have the potential to rival or exceed Decadence. Arceus I doubt, it's more that she swore off direct interference after killing off the First Kind.
They more than likely desired absolute power over creation. They didn't like the idea of someone more powerful than them, and especially not one that could feasibly tell them what to do. So they had to seize control.
They sound like terrible people really.
They are Minor gods at least, while Arceus on the other hand it a major one.
I will agree that the hero was a party animal but there are multiple ways they could have worked through it.
By Pokemon logic they should have nothing to really do with the other. And most Psychic types are able to at least communicate telepathically which is basically the same thing as mind reading.
>Heroes probably have the potential to rival or exceed Decadence.
Decadence
>During the beginning of the Second Era tried to merge her world (Distortion World) with Constellia almost wiping out everything in existence.
>It was only thanks to the Great God sealing her true power in the Distortion World and banishing her there that all of Constellia was saved.
>Her true power is sealed.
Holy fuck I don't the Hero can actually take on Decadence at full power. Decadence isn't even at full power and she's still capable of fucking shit up.
>They more than likely desired absolute power over creation. They didn't like the idea of someone more powerful than them, and especially not one that could feasibly tell them what to do. So they had to seize control.
That actually makes a lot of sense.
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JoJo's Bizarre CYOA
Name: The Stand formerly known as "Prince"
Power: Alternate-Self Absorption
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8 Stand Points
Stats:
Destructive Power: A from C (2)
Speed: B from D (2)
Range: E
Durability: A from C (2)
Precision: D
Potential: A from C (2)
7 Bizarre Points:
(1) Bishi as fuck
(4) Villan [+1 all stats]
(1) Sharp Dresser
(1) Do you even pose?
An incident occurred during a performance held in Madison Square Garden in which an unknown assailant shot and wounded German pop icon [Johan Joule]. He awakens in a hospital later, coming to as police inform him that the assailant had been beaten to death as a result of the crowd. Retreating to the bathroom, the mirror shimmers in front of him, as his new stand, [The Stand formerly known as "Prince"], reveals himself. [The Stand formerly known as "Prince"] is able to think and act almost independently from [Johan], and he reveals a grand plot involving the murdering and absorption of the many other [Johan's]. [Johan's] clutches his head from the pain of an innumerable chorus of voices screaming at him to complete the task of reuniting all the [Johan's]. Feeling better now, his eyes shimmer with an iridescent sheen as he briskly walk out of the hospital, unphased by nurses and doctors attempting to halt him.
I never understood the multiplier, how does that work?
yeah x10 but what is the base to start from?
It's mentioned in each specific section. For powers it's three times your multiplier, for minions it's half of your multiplier, and for equipment it's twice your multiplier. Each section has its own separate pool of points.
but what is the base to use the multiplier on to be able to find out how many points you have?
I am used to, here you have 200 point create an alien body.
No offense, but you should probably try to learn English better before asking these sorts of questions. Both the CYOA and the other poster explained it perfectly.
Raging bishi fag
Its ok. English and human interaction is not something I practice too often.
This is my 3rd post and never had experience with TGs. So I dont understand the multiplier bases. the question is
How many tokens do you start out with?
I hate and respect this cyoa for how it punishes powertripping. So the author can go die in a fire, pleasantly.
Read.
The.
Fucking.
CYOA.
It says right there, in plain fucking text, how many you get. Ignorance isn't an excuse for bothering people about trivial things that you could do yourself.
Very slowly read the CYOA through, and marvel in slack-jawed awe at the miraculous potential of the alien concepts known as "trying" and "paying attention". A whole new world will open for you, one in which you don't need to be a useless leech who needs everything spoonfed instead of putting in some goddamn effort.
I'll spoil this single one for you, if you think that exerting brain cells is a mortal offense towards your useless waste-of-skin ass. "Your point total is 3x your modifier" means that your point total is 3 (three) multiplied by your modifier, which you can see under the power level you chose.
>How many tokens do you start out with?
If you choose Legend (10) as your powerlevel, your tokens are as follow:
>30 tokens for Powers
>5 tokens for Companions (OR 10 tokens, if you chose the Beastmaster power)
>20 tokens for Equipment
If you choose Exterminator (1), the token numbers are 3 for powers, 1 for companions (because 0.5 rounds up to 1, and 1*1=1), and 2 for equipment.
Y'see? It's not rocket surgery, just a bit of math.
Thank you for being the biggest fucking idiot on this fucking board.
Great theres a fucking multiplier but it has to multiply something. Its simple fucking math. How can you
Legendary x10
great so you get 10 times the tokens
x(10)=tokens for this section
but what the fuck is x.
there has to be a base to begin with
Holy fucking shit
Thanks alot I see now
x10 for legendary means you get 10 tokens
I was seeing it as a math problem were x was the amount of tokens they give you at the beginning.
>x10 for legendary means you get 10 tokens
No, it means you get a multiplier of 10, so for powers you have 3x10 (or 3*10) tokens, etc.
>I was seeing it as a math problem were x was the amount of tokens they give you at the beginning.
In some cases, "x" is used as a multiplication symbol.
I see what you are talking about
legendary means x10
I was seeing 3(x10) = tokens for power section
Thank you sir
Someone post a simple cyoa please. My brain is all bungled and bangled from finals. Thank you.
Are their any good CYOAs that are complicated, by that I mean two hours with a calculater and spreadsheet complicated.
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destructive power C
speed C
range C
durability/staying A
precision C
developmental potential/learning A ripped as £$@#
mentor
miscellaneous five plot armors
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Also from the last thread.
>I noticed that if you choose Simakalia as your Home District that you take ownership of the S. Grant Tavern which from the description seems like a pretty important place. So my question is....what happened to the previous owner?
Went to walk the undless road m8.
okay
Pick one
>Study for exams, get good grades, get a good job and a fulfilling life
>Fail your exams, be a drain on society and kill yourself before you turn thirty
> Jumping to conclusions
Man some of us are done our exams and have been done for a while.
I just had a vivid dream where Peter Broadbulge gay phallic wizard extraordinaire summoned the help of Sir Ripley Esquire III fabulous velociraptor fashion designer and Fook Mi and Fook Yu lesbian ninja twins to create a video game to spread the awareness of HIV and debunk myths about vaccination.
While fighting off IRS terminators trying to tax audit them, Westboro Baptist Church ogres, Anti Vaccination celebrity advocates/lizard people and closet gay Vladimir Putin and his army of bara werebear supersoldiers.
What is wrong with me?
I do not recognize half of the characters represented on those cards. Either you made them up or I am old. The conclusion os obvious
Why would you lie to us? What does making up pokemon gain you in the eyes of your cool, hip, and unaged peers such as myself?
You haven't turned that absolutely fabulous idea into a cyoa yet. That's what's wrong with you, honeybuns.
he asked me to post a simple cyoa, and I did
>being old
I want to make a cyoa, a tribute to Angelanon to be precise. Maybe a beautiful angel gives you a lesbian monster empire and you have to design it? Not sure.
I need ideas! Any and all ideas welcome.
Strong women, lesbianism and an angelic character are a requirement though.
Angelanon's builds don't focus on strength, she aims for healing/protective magic, grace and beauty above everything else.
She likes mindraping people into being her friends, too. That's what her vampire build was all about.
If you include genderbending you and, essentially, making you her waifu (can't have sex with others), she'd get off to that too, I think.
Or maybe not, since you'd be transsexual and not a pure virgin lesbian.
Definitely include amazons and lesbians you can waifu, and make it clear they are pure virgin lesbians and not dirty bisexuals.
There needs to be two categories of options: Those that mesh with Angelanon's ideals, and those that conflict with them.
For example: have either a default assumption that your realm is full of lesbians, or a zero-cost option of the same. The player can spend points allowing there to be non-F/F relationships, or can spend a larger amount of points to be male in a land of women. Together, it should cost a poinful amount of points, but allow the Player to turn the monstergirl empire into monster harem land, which would be pretty much a betrayal of everything Angelanon stereotypically stands for.
So maybe a monster empire where all male monsters have died of a terrible disease that left the monstergirls weakened. You become the new empress because you can heal your subjects through love and magic.
You have to pick a method for your healing magic (maybe kissing or full-on sex).
What more?
She likes genderbending men into women, though. That was one of the features of her Magical Realm.
forgot to mention: you need to throw options in that make conforming to the intended results worthwhile. Like, throw in the obligatory immortality, little girl, and/or find optimal waifu choices, but make them hurt to buy.
>"Hmm... I could be a dude again, but then I couldn't afford to live forever. DAMN!"
Include a way for women to impregnate women (without giving them a dick)
Remember: Dicks are evil! Maculinity is toxic!
Have them all love you, and explicitly say all monstergirls are lesbian virgins.
I did not know that. I thought that would make them "tainted" since they used to have a penis.
I'm halfway through Worm and I see there are a lot of CYOAs for it. Which one's considered the best? The newest?
>Dicks are evil! Maculinity is toxic!
Oh. It's going to be one of these ones is it?
Fourth iteration, but that's just a preference.
The 'best' depends on how you feel about the term 'overpowered' All the worm CYOAs are broken in some way, but some go full bore with giving the player powers, wether due to intention or poor design. My favorite is the one where you'd have trouble -not- kicking superman's ass accidentally, but I am a munchkin.
The newest one is more reasonable, but more complex, and people have found ways of breaking it almost as bad as the one the was supposed to be over the top broken.
I like that in general, forcing user to pick between his immortality or his perfect waifu who loves him forever.
hey, those are her words, not mine. She believes the future will have no men and thus there will be no wars or hate
Yep - lesbians (and trannies) have some funny ideas on genders, and how to "improve" the world.
So is there some thing that older Travellers do when they feel like they've lived long enough? Sort of like how Grey Wardens went down to the Deep Roads to die.
> Yep - lesbians (and trannies) have some funny ideas on genders, and how to "improve" the world.
Oh boy it IS gonna be one of these.
The light is greater than the darkness, user. Nothing's too tainted to be purified.
I think that it shouldn't be a salty trollgame but an honest CYOA.
Angelanon may have be a pain during her worse moments, but she did create a more-than-decent CYOA that I, for one, enjoy. It shows that she's a contributing member of the community, so I don't want to throw bile in her face if only for that reason alone
Could you add more magic weapons in the next edition? Right now there is only one. Also the current image version doesn't mention how many allies you can get.
And finally my build which I spend way too much time on, though admittedly most was thinking about the various hub worlds.
Fíona
Gender: female
Tribal Éire
Low-Tech, Advanced Ethereal, elementalism (earth), horsepower.
Marco fulcaneli
Perks
runemaster, field leader (even better runes), organizer
armor, weapons and items
Segmented armor (chainmail, I think it looks cool desu) -100
UPGDI -200, Elder Staff -350
Unformed AI -500, Bottomless bag -100, Multiversal timekeeper -50, Runist kit -300, Universal traveller markers -10, Leader line -20, Witching Bottle -20, Raudskinna -100, Healing-Chip -250
Faction and Covenant
Ethereal (ethereal mastery)
Order of good thought and action
Allies
Sir Richard Francis Burton, Shoth-uragamo’to, Rem-yurgardich’to, mamirai
Hubworld
Terra D9313
You get 4 allies, plus the bonus one from your origin.
Until Highlander revamps the whole image version, it'd be wise to have both the text and image version out together to check for potential missing information.
You need ethereal mastery to take field leader
right now there are only two, is what I meant.
I did eventually look it up at the non image version and that was no real skin of my back but I thought I'd mention it anyway.
I have ethereal mastery though? As a part of Ethereal I got it as a free trait.
Well when you have all manner of tech and a whole multiverse at your hands, there are a number of options. Limited to but not including...
> Preserving the self in stasis to await the end times and the next 'denial' event
> Going out grey Warden style hunting mindless void monsters
> Going out in a similar style Elder Yautja like hunting a Gargantuan beast
> Ascent to Spirit life and sleeping until roused
> Being shoved into a Dreadnought to also sleep
> Seppuku and ritual suicides of similar nature are favored by the weary
> Simply working the self to death
> Ascent to become a godhead, for better or worse
Mind you these are just some options.
Don't worry, we're going to be getting more weapon options.
If you're serious about this, then Angel's own writefaggotry is probably the best place to get ideas.
Why does Sapphoshire sound like a great place to live? What is happening to me?
Because you want to be NEET?
>Why does a utopia sound utopic to me?
isn't that
the point?
>Include a way for women to impregnate women
Isn't she freaked out by pregnancy?
Sapphosphere might not be the best magical realm, but anyone who wasn't going for a tormented hellscape build would make a better place to live than Earth.
Jesus, those things are bigger than her head.
that's her charm point.
Is someone going to post a real cyoa or is this going to be one of those shitpost threads?
What is the ideal size penis of your waifu assuming the cyoa makes your penis twice as big as your waifu's?
>Conplains about anons not posting CYOAS
>Doesn't post CYOA
The definition of hipocrisy
How spacious is my waifu's vagoo?
>Traveller
>Hunter
>Pokemon Cards
>Island
>Jojo
>"I-is someone going to post a real cyoa?"
Buddy, if you don't like the choices, that's fine. But don't bitch about no CYOAs when there's quite a bit of them that you aren't touching.
>It shows that she's a contributing member of the community,
and she will not fucking quit making it known.
I remember the weeks after she made it, she kept going on and on about her shitposting being okay because
>hey omg u guize, I made one cyoa!!!
Cavernous.
Personally, I like the 4th one.
Enough to accommodate enough guys till a sexball is formed.
>It's a utopia because it's a perfectly happy place and everyone is happy in it.
I get the feeling the God of Sapphoshire is some neurotic psycho, sending her angels to smite all those who dare be not-happy or have non-lesbian thoughts.
>Lady Alice is watching
>That doesn't make me an insane god-queen
Oh god it got better.
>I get the feeling the God of Sapphoshire is some neurotic psycho, sending her angels to smite all those who dare be not-happy or have non-lesbian thoughts.
Pretty sure she doesn't have to because (IIRC) the realm's ambient magic makes you conform if you stay long enough.
At least she isn't creating some kind of Newspeak.
>conform
Right, I forgot.
She gets off to mindbreak and genderbending.
Look, I just like the idea of some guy (as in, a man, not a random person of unspecified gender) arriving, not knowing what's going on, and being tossed in the underground prison until his free will has been erroded and he's allowed back into the Utopia.