What faction would you want to live in if you had to stay at the same position in society that you are know for 40k...

Necrons
>braindead warrior
>Decent sentience levels immortal if military
Of course if you're higher than that there's all the cool Lychguard and Lord stuff, if you're insane you can be a flayed one, or if you're an assassin you can be a deathmark. But then you probably wouldn't be browsing Veeky Forums.

>assassins probably wouldn't be browsing Veeky Forums
Are we talking hollywood assassins or thug hitmen like those who offered their services on SilkRoad?
Let's be honest now: a guy savvy enough to reach deepwebs and conduct illegal business there without much issue probably knows a thing or two about computers. Someone like that probably has a reddit account, or has at least spent some time reading one forum or another.

I should've switched around my sentences. If you're higher in terms of politics and all that like the lychguard and lords as far as I know you probably wouldn't be browsing Veeky Forums (unless ABC agency).

>talking shit about Silkroad thieves

I bet you don't even use big knife polearms you filthy merchant pleb

fuck off weeb

>posting in an SoB thread
>on Veeky Forums
>on Veeky Forums
>in an SoB thread
>only moron too stupid to capitalize in the ENTIRE THREAD
>calling people weebs
>on Veeky Forums

Heh. Nothin' personnel, kid.

Figures you'd resort to memes. How predictable.

And then user was a faggot.

piss off homophobe.

'nid life easy life

>weeb isn't a meme

All words are memes you dumbass.

>All words are memes you dumbass.
You're an idiot.
A meme is an infectious idea.
The macarena was a meme. Nazism was a meme. The song that gets stuck in your head.

It's not so much the word as it is the interpretive power behind it.

Statistically speaking no, memes and gw's failing attempts at grim darkness aside considering the sheer scale of the imperium most of the people probably live pretty ordinary lives. if i lived on like cadia or catachan yeah, my life expectancy is shit, but if i'm from any of thousands and thousands of other probably decent planets everything is k

>all these fags believing they would be scions or marines when they would'nt last a day in IG training, much less on the field.

>all these other fags who don't understand that animals don't have social classes

Me, being a media student, would probably go craftworld eldar.
Lame as it is, i'd basically still be the same thing i am now, focusing on my studies in the hope to eventually host a talk show with eldrad ulthran or become the manager of a troupe of harlequins.
Guardians are only volunteers, so i guess i'd be relatively safe.

Failing that, human scholar, i guess. But with much less hope for a talk show.

Any other faction i'd be fucked.
Orks, Necron and Tyranids don't have scholars.
Deldar would probably use me as a public torture broadcaster. I might get some wealth by filming some live pay per view of gladiatorial fights.

Tau, i'd work for propaganda. Boring as shit

Fuck off Tumblr

how predictable. How does it feel being nothing more than an archetype of a person?

>work in entertainment

haha
fuck

hail slaanesh.

ORKS! Id be a runtherd, and herd runts

...

Elves.
I'm six months from being an architect, and Bonesingers have a pretty cool job. Building shit at the same rate you can imagine it sounds boss.

Navigator.

The downside is the risk of going insane from staring into the warp, but aside from that, it sounds quite comfy.
Would have some sort of middle class-navigator life where I am comfortably rich (which is a lot compared ot 40k plebs) get a nagivator waifu, have a kid or two that I don't even have to stay around, see the galaxy but nothing too brash, get on rather well with my colleagues and family.

WRRRRYYYY
>pure life of ecstasy

Tau.

I'd be put into a Human caste system that I'd work, live, marry and die in, but I'd have consistency and stability in my life and people spend their entire lives hunting after that dream.

underrated post

Hrud, probably.
I could do some SERIOUS SHIT with the grateful dead stand.

And, hopefully, I'll never have to fight anybody in my entire life, since I'll live in a basement with my hrudpals.

The sisters of battle, of course.

Humanity, hopefully I could manage to pilot or maintain a Knight seeing as I'm an engineer. If not then I'd probably go full Mechanicus and rock out with my tech-priest cock out.

spaze marheens

Maintaining arms and armour for a bunch of monks would be pretty relaxing. At least they probably won't fuck up like the jarheads I usually work with.

side benefit; instead of a pension I might get to be a servo skull or missile

Hell, if you were born on a pleasure world you'd spend your entire life lounging, fucking hotties and entertaining Imperial bureaucrats who come to your world to unwind.

Some of those pleasure worlds can get pretty damn idyllic, like the one that's entirely "quaint British countryside" or the one that's essentially "South Pacific, the Planet."

>he doesn't want to be from Catachan
You probably didn't even kill your first bear before you were 10, right? Damn wimps, go back to your bookary or whatever you call it!

Actually hang on, I'm a second son so I'd probably just live on Vostroya. No guard duty for this human, no sir-e

Ork
Am gonna be the biggest Mekboy der is, hur hur.

Well maybe not, but tinkering around and the boys who die from my stuff won't come back to complain anyway, so
thats my life.mp3

Unfortunately they're way more likely to fall to Slaanesh and get purged if the Inquisition gets there in time, raped for eternity if they don't.

Still not that likely, considering pleasure worlds exist.

Probably some upper-middle job in the mechanicum.

I would already be more machine than human trough.

This got me thinking. I have no clue what exactly would happen to me in this case. I'm my father's firstborn, but my mom had my stepsiblings before she remarried, this time to my father. Further, I'm a twin, but am older than my twin. How would that work? Would I be considered firstborn and sent into the guard? If so, would my twin be as well?

Titan driver.

I'm a rare and valuable individual, so I'd be well protected and guaranteed rescue if there's any chance of my continued survival. Also, I'm in the biggest, most powerful war machine the Imperium can throw out. I probably won't even see many battles, instead being in parades and guard duty on a Forge World.

>itt bunch of gitz who want safe place to be middle class

Orks. Preferably kult of speed related. Be fightin, feeling good, krumping gits with da boyz, fast bikes, gunz and stuff. Can't stop won't stop.

just to be safe they send both of you, and all first born sons from your mothers other marriages. we can never have enough guardsmen after all.

The Imperial Navy.
I would become the best motherfucker around on gellar-maintenence.

Look at all these plebs in this thread; Holding back. They know no true ambition. No worthyness. They seek to live their pathetic lives in ignorance.

No. I will not suffer their fate for myself, and soon, I will not tolerate theirs. I will prostate my soul to the true rulers of the universe, and return, hold true power. By the four gods of chaos, I will prevail oe die freely!

>and thus, chaos-user had his soul raped by Slaanesh for all eternity, while his body mutated into that-which-shall-not-be-named

Realistically, I'm upper-midde class, and if I had to pick a group/ organization to be stuck in with my current social standing, probably the AdMech.

I mean, access to technology (with supervision of course) in the w40k universe is a huge deal, and since I'm already a fucking tech specialist and computer technician, I'm already on that path.

Fuck man, I worked at a store where I wore a red shirt and worked on computers, I'm already halfway there, someone replace my lungs with an air filter already!

Whimper all you want weakling! Just know that while you toil pitiful lives, I serve the gods themselves!

Well, I'm a student and a waiter, so I'd probably be a waiter in Commorragh at one of their exquisite restaurants. The city I work in is already known for its massive homeless and mentally disabled population, and drunks wander into our restaurant all the time from the nearby bar. I can see a restaurant in Commorragh having to deal with the insane and sudden fights all the time too.

Such is life. At least my co-workers and I can talk about the latest wych sports and stuff in the slow hours.

holy shit you're fucking retarded
its fantasy

>gods
Literally the sjws of the setting.
You have the chance to do something good for once in your life. But no, go ahead and get cucked yet again

i'd go with chaos daemons just for the warp fuckary