Great DnD names

Tulsleah

Gafgot po
Look I can be witty!

Tearhatz Scalydeath, the Kobold Barbarian

I've used so many of these names, and I'm not even ashamed.

I always use that or names from key and peele skits.
youtu.be/gODZzSOelss
>Hingle McCringleberry

Helios O'leyl, cleric champion of the Sun, scourge of the undead

Praise It

The Wizard.

Is that a female gladiator or just a fat dude?

you gay or something kid?
that's what a man looks like when he's not trying to show his muscles off.

Fatty, please.

cutting is the gayest part you homo
it's admitting that the process was all for the looks rather than the strength.

Tell me more about your body image issues.

shut up, i'm bulking

Strongfat still means you're fat, user.

Maximum Fred

One guy in every campaign has to be named Fred

Dick. Just Dick.

Looks like someone tried a redraw and didn't get the chest quite right.
Notable, because Jean-Léon Gérôme drew some very fine titties in his life. But alas, this is a christian image board.

oh, the possibilites

Not exactly a men but iv got a good story
>be me GMing first session of a game
>party goes into dungeon to kill an ogre on a farmers property
>one casualty
>player opens up a chest and finds a bottle with a clear liquid
>this is the players first game so he decides to drink the contents
>I tell him his insides feel like there on fire but 1000 times worse
>another party member sees that he's in pain after drinking the liquid and decides to punch him in the gut
>Nat 20
>first guy pukes and out comes a little gelatinous cube
>"I've got animal handling, I'm gonna tame it"
>rolls Nat 1
>think to myself this nigga about to lose a body part
>roll percentile to see how bad it's gonna be
>I roll a 97
>I look to a person in the room who has not been paying attention because there not part of the game just a friend of a rando who watches
>I yell at her and say "hey name a body part quick"
>her lips utter the one word I hoped she would "penis"
> look at the guy and tell him I'm sorry but he just effectively got his dick munched off by a cube
>he decides to make a dex check to try to push it out of it with a stick
> he's a half orc so it's not hard , he succeeded
>he looks at the paliden and asks him to lay on hands his penis back on his body
>the paliden fails his check and drops the dick in the dirt
> half orc starts frqnticly trying to think of something the save his penis
> another party member suggests using there fallen comrade penis and see if it works
> they gut off the dead dwarfs penis and lay on hands it to the half orc

Cont
>the half orc grabs his dick out of the dirt and puts it in a bag and runs back to town to try to find someone to fix his penis
>finds a cleric in town
>asks the cleric to attach his penis back to him and he'll make a nice donation to the church
>OK.jpeg
>the cleric gets down there and says so you just wanted me to reattach it right?
> yeah man just get it working again... wait can you remove the other one?
>alright I'm all done, I couldn't hear that last part what was it?
>the half orc has a face of dred and looks down under his kilt to see both dicks one hanging above the other
>rest of the party walks in and sees
>one party member says "hey Sargent 2 dick how're they hanging"
> loose my shit
>that player was forever known as Sargent 2 dick

Wait. So could i technically just walk around being a dick collector? Just taking whatever dick off of whoever so long as i find it aesthetically and proportionately pleasing? Just attaching and dettaching as is my whim. Maybe have dick slaves that will "hold onto them" for me while i "wear" my current fancy.
The Hero with a Thousand Dicks.

I'd allow it but if the guards ever catch on you'll probably be taken in and executed for being an abomination or something

I'd just switch back to a normal looking dick. Maybe even a smaller less threatening one.
"oui! Whats the meaning of this?! Unhan-GASP! Lecherers let go of my pantaloons!"
"Sir! Its just a check we had some....reports. And the king has some questions he wants to ask you....about his daughters. The less you strugg-oh! W-well nothing to see here boys! L-lets just move on we obviously have the wrong man..."
-embarassed guard mouths "i'm so sorry!" As he walks away-

Its perfect! There's literally no fault in my plan.

For a gladiator:
Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.

I love it, after you've collected enough dicks you can be a traveling dick salesman on the black market.

>hey man wanna go up a few sizes iv got what you need

>you there lady, trying to get into the kings guard but they won't let you cuz your not a man, I can hook you up

Awww shit. Lesbian marital aids, confidence boosters for high position CEO's, chad from the gym, that one dude in the truck(you know the one), hard to please wives, the porno industry. I'm gonna be rich!

Oooh! I could be that one guy off craigslist!
Have a guy break in and steal a guys dick then when he's browsing craigslist BLAM! The exact model of dick he's looking for, and at a nice price too! Perfect!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is demahcraceh in action. L- unhand me! This man just touched my penis! Oh, are you the one to recieve my limp penis?

Dicks.

My buddy plays a Gladiator in a Pathfinder thing we do as a community.

THE SQUID: Gladiator fighter with focuses on Nets for Entangle and Tridents.

Dodecimus Flaccus Aurelius

...

Alternatively, "The Spaniard".

Gladiators actually looked more strongfat than like a bodybuilder. That way the fat could take slashes that looked serious but weren't that much of a danger.