Your party comes across this cat. What do?

Your party comes across this cat. What do?

Nothing. Your thread is shit, OP.

The wizard casts Awaken on the box, freaking the cat out

Place a fragile vial of poison in the box, close it up, and call it a science experiment.

Close the box and begin a debate about whether or not the cat exists

*zip*

Is the tail fluffy?

>user unzips a bag of cat toys.
>user then plays with kitty until it gets hungry and leaves.
>user opens a can of quality cat food and the meowing begins.

Daily reminder that cats A PURRE.

Pet cate.

Leave to go fight goblins.

Have my eccentric character adopt the cat thinking it's her new familiar, but nah it's a regular ass cat.

kek

No bent at the end though when she got it slapped in a door or something happened before I got her she also loves belly rubs

2/3rds of my party would probably assume that it's some shape shifting cat demon and try to kill it before it can transform. But the party's barbarian that thinks she's a magical girl would adopt the shit out of it instantly and likely run the risk of becoming a crazy cat lady.

Cat adopted by street samurai. Gets the cat razor spurs and a cyberpaw.

excessive patting ensues

Close the box.

Close box.

Take box.

Cat $12

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They'd probably pet it. They're impulsive, not evil.

...

And thus, the common mimic was born.

You're done for.

>sorcerer gives us tragic backstory about how a cat saved his life or someshit and that's why we should let him keep it
>orc barbarian and dwarf paladin end up throwing down as the pally tries to prevent him from eating it
>half elver fighter decides not to roleplay because she sucks
>druid dragonborn who's literally Chewbacca says something unintelligible and turns into a cat
>rouge shrugs

Total party kill

Dwarf gets second cat companion, starts laughing.

Wipe if off and apologise

>What do?

We shall make of him a great and mighty warrior!

>Muscle Wizard took the Improved Familiar feat.
But still, there has to be more to that story.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

I check for traps.

You find a wire trailing from underneath the cat to a small claymore mine hidden nearby.

Do you want to try to disarm it?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

The bard is assisting.

>2cat
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

So ends that party due to much cat breeding and not enough butchers

>1st level
Probably get TPKd. Housecats are nothing to fuck around with.

You successfully disarm the claymore but the cat is now a permanent champion

Parlay

cute cat, OP

Is it wearing a collar?

Clearly this is the hook to a subquest. We just need to find the owner and he'll reward us with an urban legend about a bunch of kids who got killed in a storm drain.