Is your character a gigolo? How so I stop rampant gigiloism in my character?

>How so I stop rampant gigiloism in my character?

Well, as long as you're not getting paid for it, you're just a playa. So...don't charge?

Not sure that'd work for our party; we kind of budget around our bard's surplus income by this point.

Dominique Ironwood, a male dwarf druid born to a brothel worker and raised by a Drow he sees as his biological mother(Because his own actually died in childbirth); his entire lower half is comprised of wood. This came about at a result of having fucked everything across the countryside.

Poor bastard lost his dick to a dragoness brothel madame, the last bit of original flesh to remain below the waist. His duty was to get a branch of organically grown ironwood from the first ironwood tree and replace his dick with it.

Due to his 6 CHA, I played him asking others if they knew where to find a chunk of original ironwood by having him ask "Have you seen my penis?" instead of asking"Do you know where I can find some OG Ironwood?"

About 3/4ths the way into the campaign the party would arrive at a lone blacksmiths house near the sea, and Dominique would locate a chunk of that wood in the lumber pile. With his new wooden cock he would pick up where he left off, but still accompany the party in their exploits.

>AIDS came only about 35 years ago from the nigs
>not the gubmint

>How so I stop rampant gigiloism in my character?
I'll start off with one of those trigger warnings that are so popular nowadays: my view of society, civilization and humanity as a whole is very unegalitarian and highly pragmatic. Proceed as you wish.

Why did civilizations arise? Quite simply to offer men (yes, men. Not humanity, men) a way to protect their goods and property in an effective way. Agriculture, the first step towards civilization, is impossible without either the right to property nor a government that protects that right of property infinitely more effectively than an individual would be able to. But these possessions don't just include farmland, but all possessions of men... including for a very long time women. One could say that women are a very large reason for why society exists, not because they contribute to it but because they are protected by it (and let's be honest, until feminism convinced them otherwise women never really minded this protection).

Assuming a society is very rigid about protecting right to property, a giggolo or ladies' man is seen as little more than a thief. Now create a religion, philosophy or perhaps simply a political belief that considers the right to ownership the ultimate expression of humanity, the ultimate mastery of the civilized over the uncivilized. Denying another his right to property would be akin to one of the higher forms of blasphemy and punished accordingly.

This prevents the bard from fucking the Duke's wife, as her pussy game ain't good enough to risk being burned to death for. But what about that single barwench every fucking tavern somehow seems to have? Well, she's unclaimed but the more men she allows inside her, the lower her worth becomes on the marriage market. Simply make these single women act with their own worth in mind. A barmaid is easy, but the average woman on the streets would very carefully guard her chastity, as marriage is the only way to secure protection and income.

Before you seduce anyone, try having a complete conversation first. This will begin to show you how disgustingly banal most people are on the inside. Their bodies may be pert and young, but their souls are masses of maggots and rotten offal.

Consider that there will come a day when youth will pass away. What will they say about you?

>daily reminder that you are giving this advice to the same guys whose bodies are pert and young but whose minds are rotting and full of shit.

Can't help you there buddy.

When the end comes, I know they'll say, "Just a gigolo" as life goes on without me.

Shut up, nerd.

Women are majestic creatures and I'm going to bone as many of them as possible.

Come on, you know there's nothing pert about any of us. We're just as ugly on the outside.

My character is chem-gelded, so kind of above such base urges. But also a complete slut for headpats.

5/7 quality shitpost.