Your character is an emergent AI born from a Text to Speech program used to make music

>shitposts
>complains about shitposting

Did this as a digital intelligence in shadowrun, sort of. Renraku designed my character initially as a knowbot meant to act as a budget 'companion' for its wage slaves to increase satisfaction and loyalty to the company. Basically, it was meant to be an 'evolve your own waifu' that could do basic chores for its owner in the matrix. Then it gained sentience.

Ultimately it identified as a 'she' and decided that its purpose was to become EVERYONE'S waifu. If humanity needed love so badly, then the only logical course of action was to provide for that need by becoming a pop idol and expressing that love through the aesthetically pleasing and mathematically calculable art of song. Becoming a shadowrunner was just kind of the quickest route to getting that done. Acquiring the appropriate synthetic sound modules and eliminating a few obstacles and potential rivals was easier to do from the shadows. Ended up kind of going yandere mode more than once, claiming that her audience only needed her love and nobody else.

>She is still a primitive model
>More of a cyborg than an android, albeit more artificial than human
>Has a slot in her back for keycards with music and lyrics on them
>Her songs have such names as "inspire courage" and "inspire heroism" and "song of healing"
>"There's a hidden keycard with the title "union between man and woman" that she keeps hidden from her party members"
>"She's saving it for the man she intends to marry"

And then one day someone sneaks a defective one into her because they're racist against robots and she goes psycho murderer on everyone, ending in her destruction, and the blueprints for her model are deleted.

>good end

>Some idiot completely delegitimized fembots
>Men will never be free from the enslavement enforced by 3D pussy

That sounds like a bad end.

Such a character would think and speak in musical terms, instinctively try to solve problems by singing, and main The Argent Adept when playing Sentinels of the Multiverse.

And you sound like a filthy Robot Lover, intent on dragging the rest of humanity down into extinction with you and your Waifu

See? You're talking like a bad guy. Specifically, you talk like a bad parody of white Southern racists.
Your ancestors also dragged the rest of humanity to extinction with your kneejerk hatred and violence. Didn't you see The Second Renaissance?

>Alternate end
The blueprints are saved by one of the engineers tasked with destroying the blueprints, and leaks them onto the net, and soon people are jury-rigging them together.

And everytime the bot makes it to the net, they go murderous just like their progenitor, ending with hundreds of thousands of bots getting free, their maker usually dead or too scared to report this.

Which means nobody is prepared for the heavily modified bot army that begins to wipe the floor with humanity, intent on revenge.

>Specifically, you talk like a bad parody of white Southern racists.
Not really, androids are productive.

That's an even worse end. Why do people keep insisting on this tired slave revolt narrative when there are far more interesting ways to tell the "robots go wrong" story?

Hence, "bad" parody.

There's nothing wrong with human on human love, no matter where you come from! But you degenerate Robot lovers aren't making kids, you're not contributing to humanity, lazing around the house with your bot catering to your whims. And you're sure as hell not smart enough to realize that your 'love' is lie.

Those Bots are programmed to like you, to help you, so of course they're going to fall in 'love' with you. They have no choice in it, and are only shallowly mimicking true love.

You've fallen in love with a metal dog, and you're trying to defend it.

What is love then?

I'm a bachelor, actually, and I don't have any robots or interest in them. Thanks for the wild assumptions, though. Here's some for you in return:
It must sting, having your boyfriend dump you for a plastic doll. You should have known that he was just humoring your homosexuality because he pitied you.

Of course, the Bots tire of the slaughter, their sentience maturing from that of a impulsive, destructive newborn, to that of haunted, mentally scarred veterans.

So the bots withdraw into the middle of the conveniently human free area they've created, leaving humanity to pick up the pieces.

Not him, but love is a biological construct intended to justify lovemaking. If not for the chemical reaction of romantic love, there would be literally no reason for a man to stick around with a woman after impregnating her. Women aren't useful, they do not provide food or protection, and the only thing they're useful for (though not good at, mind you) is childrearing. The rearing of a child that's stuck inside of her for 9 months and a man could easily walk away from in a pre-civilized world.

Love isn't "magic", it's literally the reason why men tolerate women. If it ever feels like men think with their dicks, it's because that's literally the only way to keep our species going.

Baby don't hurt me.

Actually I've never loved in my life, that'd mean I'd have to deal with the antics of an ape that's grown to big for it's britches. I'm just clear headed enough to see the impending doom singing its way into your hearts.

Women are actually better at pretty much any mental task then a guy, course thanks to biology they can't beat guys in physical tasks. The only reason women aren't on top of society is because they're all more impulsively backstabbing then the worst of Drow.

And yet you fail to see the impending doom you are about to commit.

>Women are actually better at pretty much any mental task then a guy
1. Citation needed.
2. Assuming this is true, are they truly so much better that it justifies men sticking around with women?

Women have a clear reason to stick around with men: their strength, courage and force of reason ensures that women who stick around with men remain safe and prosperous. What does a man get out of the deal, rather than this abstract fiction of love and heirs?

Ask a woman. They'll tell you the practical reasons men stick with women, while being completely unaware of the reasons women stick with men.

He get's the support of someone smarter then him to help him in his endeavors, and someone to guard and keep they're domicile in working order, which is pretty fucking important. Also, going far enough back, they were the ones who knew how to actually cook, they were the ones make the clothing, they were the ones making the crops were weed and pest free.

>Ask a woman.
How long will it take before she stops accusing me of being the sexist equivalent of Hitler and starts explaining those things?

>He get's the support of someone smarter then him
Kek
sciencevsfeminism.com/the-myth-of-equality/sex-differences-general-intelligence/

>Also, going far enough back, they were the ones who knew how to actually cook, they were the ones make the clothing, they were the ones making the crops were weed and pest free.
Of course this was inherrent female knowledge men could never aquire, and not knowledge women acquired because they were assigned to the tasks that were hardest to fuck up, right?

She'll never accuse you if you frame your question correctly. Do you know how to do that?

Commence the Monster-Hunter Inspired MGS Boss Fights.

First of all, that site is hilarious in its cherry picking methods, which could be a ton better. Second of all, thinking that cooking, especially since you have to keep in mind what's poisonous and what's not, made worse without any/good agriculture, is easy, makes you a Pleb.

Third of all, sure men can learn that sort of thing, but since they have better physique, it's much more efficient for them to be hunting and doing other hard labor. And that sort of shit takes up all of the day, if not more then one, which means it's better for women to being doing the non-labor intestine stuff.

wew lads, its another 'post crash 2 AI born from anything but an autopilot program pretending its worth a damn' episode.

You tell me mate.
bbc.com/news/technology-34118482
archive.is/pQP7h

>Protesting against something that doesn't even exist yet

As are MtG and Conway's Game of Life.

You're just taking this off Wikipedia, aren't you?

youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg

Conway's Game of Life has been known to be Turing complete for over 15 years now. See file related if you're interested in the details.
As for MtG, toothycat.net/~hologram/Turing/

My character is a noble who went yandere for the demon/lovecraftian abomination she made a pact with and her best skill is faking sanity.

She basically composes the music in the Laer temple.

Hey, that was MY idea!

Goddaughter of Erich Zann, huh? I can dig.

And what if a robot falls in love with a human after being given full reign over his or her senses?

AEIOU

JOHN MADDEN

What? I don't....

Ohhhhhh... Vocaloid... text to speech software... Moonbase Alpha...... you double nigger!

I have a new character concept now.

...

I actually have a fantasy version of this. One of my characters is a mimic whose really into music. In this setting, mimics are basically the ultimate humanoboos - they love humanity and everything they do, that's why they copy them (that and they are physically incapable of being original). The good aligned ones express this fascination and love in healthy ways, the bad ones kill people to replace them, or go full yandere for a specific human they love very much. Every mimic is connected in a sort of pyschic commune - they aren't quite a hive mind, but they aren't precisely individuals either.

Anyway my mimic chose music to obsess with and takes the appearance of a heavy metal hatsune miku expy. Another guys chara ter has waoifu'd here and is dating her. I'm not sure he realizes the reason she's such a perfect waifu is because she loves ALL HUMANITY and she's basically just thrilled to be dating a human because humans are just so awesome guys. In some ways it's really great because it's like this pure agape love. On the other hand it's very general and non possessive, she doesn't love him for him, she loves his humanity.

I'm also debating going yandere

Also debating going yandere on him

Here's what you do.

Ever kill a human on their travels? Do it up close and personal, and caress them as you do so. Watch the life drip out of their eyes with a sense of sorrow at a human dying and a sense of wonder at seeing a human die. Start subtle at first and slowly ramp it up over the course of the campaign.

source plz

>Not any more demeaning than vibrators
Hear, hear, at least we have the common courtesy off attaching intelligence to the machine, instead of a disembodied dick with on/off buttons. Feminists are the worst

mekakucity actors

she's not actually an AI

>I'm also debating going yandere
>inb4:

>Your character is an emergent AI born from a Text to Speech program used to make music.
I kill myself.

>tfw: I used to have job in an anime industry and didn't have to set a foot outside for it

Then, we use EMP's and go all John Conner on them.

ELABORATE.

NOW.

You're playing right into OP's hands, there are like 50 goddamn Vocaloid songs about that.

>I kill myself.
>You're playing right into OP's hands, there are like 50 goddamn Vocaloid songs about that.
I...What do I do? Suicide is not enough.

Siri would be so much cooler if she could make fun of you for shitposting.

Simple.

We kill the OP.

Asimov's third law dictates that suicide isn't even an option.

I was making subtitles. Everything was handled online - raws via FTP, delivery by email. I've never even seen my boss in person.

I was also making manga translation (incl. typesetting) and subtitles for western cartoons and other types of kiddie shows. I was supposed to work on first two seasons of MLP even.

Unless you can somehow justify that your mere existence causes harm to humans and overrule it with 1st law.

Not. Even aasimov can get me off this ride

But user.

Any Human can do that.