>There is a reason nearly every fantasy book is a Tolkien ripoff and it's only partly because the fantasy authors actually like the guy.
Cuz D&D popularized it. Trust me, we know.
>People who do their own things and succeed a la Discworld end up with something broken in tone from what we consider baseline fantasy
Yeah... no, this is pure nonsense. Its not particularly hard to do fantasy that is not remotely Tolkienian. Pratchett's genre is so-witty subversion and deconstruction; if he was reborn today, he'd be a TV Troper (and indeed reading his stuff I got the impression he was younger than I was).
>Now what's your excuse for obsessing over magic and including advanced plate armor but avoiding guns if you aren't copying Tolkien?
I don't know about plate armor (I thought Tolkien's stuff had more chainmail), but magic? Don't make me laugh. You already know where D&D magic comes from, Vancian in mechanics, and S&S in general in overall tone. Magic though? Come on,
Also
>avoiding guns
D&D's take on guns is PURE Anderson. Not slightly, but PURE Anderson. That is, guns may work in a given campaign setting; or they may not; or they may work, but require a specialized compound.
Basically, your problem is that you don't understand the source of D&D's ideas since you haven't at least vaguely familiarized yourself with the source material beyond Tolkien.
And D&D's magic has virtually nothing to do with Tolkien's fairly light magic setting. The Tolkienverse has very powerful magic, but its also incredibly obscure stuff.
>I have never heard of a human sized flesh and blood elf before Tolkien
>human sized
Guess what D&D elves WEREN'T until about ... fourth edition? Guess where the idea of chaotic elves comes from? Guess where the idea of plentitudes of elven wizards comes from?
>mythology
You keep having this mental problem where you think D&D is 50% Tolkien and 50% mythology. Its 5% Tolkien, 10% mythology, and 85% a whole lot of stuff.