Is there a character archetype more bland than female elf archer/druid in green clothes?

Is there a character archetype more bland than female elf archer/druid in green clothes?

Yes, shirtless conan-style beserker

Male Dwarf in heavy armor with a beard and axe.

Human Warrior in helmet, lacking any descriptive features.

and loves to talk with a Scottish accent while drinking BEER!

If it's 3.5/PF, Yes.

Literally any martial class.

At least the druid can do something besides Charge or Full Round Attack every turn.

With a shirtless barbarian you can sometimes at least get a laugh out of seeing a usually timid guy/girl try on a big brutish voice.

To be fair, Conan is only really a visual inspiration for that.

Conan actually has a fair bit of cunning.

vampire

because that's the only way it's ever played. It's a boring, bland cliche.

So is a calm, caring elf female who adores nature and seeks its balance.

I came to post this.

> Is there a character archetype more bland than female elf archer/druid in green clothes?
Your mom.

Hey you take that back, some of my best friends are humans who wear helmets

Good drow/honorable Orc

Yes, Veeky Forums posters so jaded at everything that any newbie's character makes them sperg out.
>Stop liking what we don't like.

An old guy in a wizard robe and hat

So looking over the thread, it seems like the most bland, typical party is:

Heavy armor human warrior
Axe Dwarf fighter
Elf Archer Ranger
Shirtless Half-orc Barbarian
Old robed wizard

Am I missing any?

Halfling Rogue.

Sexy tiefling 'succubus'

Nissa at least adds something new to the archetype: she's the stupidest piece of shit who ever lived.

Nazi paladin

Add "orphan" to half of them.

>Only half

The other half is adopted and searching for their biological parents/siblings.

Burly Scottish dwarf axe wielder who's tsundere for the surface

Say that to my face you fucking pussy ass faggot

Hey, retcon Nissa doesn't hold a candle to Racist as Fuck And Dumb Enough to Doom Her Plane Nissa.

Emphasize that the Elf Ranger is female.

In pretty much every vidya ever based off of TTRPGs or generic fantasy, if there's an Elf character, it's a female Ranger.

>Is there a character archetype more bland than female elf archer/druid in green clothes?
Human anything.

who /sword&board/ here?