BEHOLD!

i know what a bird is, how are the dark angels obsessed with birds?

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ah, wow can't believe the ravenwing slipped my mind lmao, still, they are obsessed with lions almost as much, dork angels are furfag animal lovers and the bird obsession just further proves my case

Why do the Luna Wolves get a pass for the fur faggotry? They're even worse than the Space Wolves about it

because theyre not around anymore and shed their furfaggotry to become the nigger legion, they traded their fursona for selling crack to the hoes out back and going to jail

That's neither Fulgrim nor Ferrus manus.

They dont have an obsession with lions though? In fact the only time they use 'lion' in their naming schemes is in reference to Jonson since... Well thats his fucking name

I don't care how gay this sounds, but that is genuinely fucking adorable.

I wonder if anyone has fucked a bonobo for science. Who knows, maybe it's possible.

You're right, the dark angels definitely don't like lions

The dark angels are too good to stoop down to the space wolf level and be obsessed with an animal

They do have a few weapons like the Lion's Roar, but honestly they have far too many mixmatched themes for lions to rise to prominance. They're Space Gay Teutonic Knights of the Round Table Jewish Native Americans.

I for one have no idea why anyone would associate lions with dark angels at all

I think you mean Templar not Teutonic, teutonic is taken by the best chapter

Don't forget that "sterile" doesn't mean "incapable of having an erection".

So it still matters a big deal if your boner is for dem silent sisters, your battle brothers or for the glory of the Imperium.

No, the Black Templars are like Templars or Hospitallers. The Dark Angels are Teutonic because of the Ritterbruger helms.

Sanguinius? But where are you fabulous wings?

I never realized that, dangels and temps both have Teutonic inspiration in their designs though

But user the Hospitallers aren't as savage as Tuetonic knights. In practice DA are the Hospitallers and DT are the Tuetons.

It's yet another reason why Horus deserved to have his soul blown to oblivion.
Not only did he betray his father the master of mankind, not only did he slay a mere mortal for standing in his path, he also broke the best bromance in the Imperium of Man.

And that goes double for Lorgar.

That's not Fulgrim.

Primarch wanking

That's not how you spell FAGNUS

Yes.

There was the infamous man/ape hybrid project of the Soviets.

Fuck off, Russfag

Dog diddler detected. Discard discourse from that direction.

But ravens are the shtick of another legion. Does this confirm Jonson's homo lust for Corax?

What is that?

Ribs?

Bad art

kek, no wonder they say primarchs aren't human.

Space Marine ribs widen into overlapping plates to better protect internals user. It stands to reason the Primarchs would have the same thing.

bamp

>The Ideal proletariat

Magnus: The ‘one’ primarch? I’m sorry, but have you looked at this lineup? We have two dark and broody goths-

Corax: ‘Broody?’

Curze: Yep.

Magnus: -a self-described wolf-

Leman: I guess I’d be more of a bear.

Magnus: -a JRPG villain-

Fulgrim: Male, female, power is what matters.

Horus: Thank you, Flea.

Magnus: -a beautiful and radiant angel-

Sanguinius: D’aww.

Magnus: -the galaxy’s biggest teddybear-

Vulkan: And I’m warm!

Magnus: -a dude with a huge “scythe”-

Mortarion: Cute.

Magnus: -a wannabe Roman statesman-

Guilliman: Fiat verpa.

Magnus: -a man who spends his time off wrapped in a ‘pain glove’ made of black leather-

Dorn: I don’t judge your recreational habits.

Magnus: -a grease monkey with metal hands-

Ferrus: And I’m very good with them.

Magnus: -a terrifying rageoholic-

Angron: Roar.

Magnus: -an aloof and troubled knight-

El’Jonson: One ’Lancelot’ joke.

Magnus: -a passionate, yet repressed holy man-

Lorgar: You are pushing it-

Magnus: -a biker-

Jaghatai: It’s not called the ‘bitch seat’ for nothing.

Magnus: -a cold-shoulder soldier with a heart of nerd-

Perturabo: I don’t ‘cuddle.’

Magnus: -a guy with Greek iconography everywhere who makes his entire Legion look like him-

Alpharius: I have this apple, does anyone want it?

Magnus: -and of course, a pair of Egyptian demigods.

(cont)Horus: It really does come across like we stepped out of some kind of catalog, doesn’t it.

Guilliman: Don’t forget the recurring daddy issues in this bunch.

Ferrus: And the repeated mentions of how “such and such a primarch were bestest best friends forever, except for this and that primarch who were even more closer and more specialer.”

Fulgrim: Not to mention how we all run legions of warrior-brotherhoods composed of men who look up to us as father figures.

Sanguinius: When you think about it, isn’t Corax the only one out of all twenty of us who’s actually been in a successful relationship with a woman?

Magnus: And someone’s asking if one primarch turns out to be gay.

I bet you thought that'd be funny when you posted it didn't you?

wait, corax had a waifu?

he was my primarchfu ;_;

It was more of a sister thing.

Yes. All fucking fan art is 100% canon.

Successor Chapters plz go LEGIONS are speaking

Damn. That's a great kitbash

Yet another thing the Dark Angels have mastered better than the so-called "specialists" in their field.

The Emperor must have been so disappointed that Space Marines peaked with the First Legion.

Let's be honest here. The only Primarch Lion didn't fuck were the ones he turned down.

How many threads are you currently shitting up with this?

Did they ever even meet? I'd heard he was bros with Jaghatai Khan.