Sex investment

I paid 500 USD to have sex with a vagina, was this a good financial decision? At least I'm no longer a 25 year old KHV, will this investment help me long term?

use that 500 to buy LINK. thank me later

Agreed.

depends on the contract agreement terms

honestly, it was probbly a good investment. Any tips for us newcomers? Do you just put it in side and pump it like the porns?

If that experience helps you become less of a beta faggot then it was the best investment

user, In the end life is what you make of it. Who is to say fucking a fat womans greasy ass while high on meth isnt ultimately more satisfying than hoarding money

>investment
no, you are just $500 poorer now

can you faggots even read? your link autism is getting annoying you sound like fucking bots

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noLINK-er spotted

>was this a good financial decision?
Was it new or used?

>in side

You could have bought link with that and it would have turned into 62k.

>implying there are any new vaginas over the age of 15.

Used obviously.

my supercomputer meme destroyed you, you will hold those bags forever hahaha suck it linkies

Is this the new bancor? Deluded linkies, it's been over for a good while.

How much BTC for her vagina, Veeky Forums?

It succeeded in destroying my sides.

Can hit that for €25 per 15 minutes in NL.

yeah i was pretty high that day, but if you had listened to my ramblings you would have your btc and look how much its worth today

You did well, as long as you did buy BTC like some normies i know right now.

Also,XMR will get that nickle back for you on Monday, dipped right now.

>$500
Jesus, did you hire a pornstar?

STINKY
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imagine fucking some chick for $500
when that $500 bux is worth $5000 in 10 months.

Geeeeze lemme think about that...


you got JUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This idiot could have waited another year and spent that 500 on link

IT WAS WORTH THE EXPERIENCE.

EXPERIENCE AND HAPPINESS>SHITCOINS

dude what experience? experience is earning the chick and fucking her for free not losing your virg on some expensive hoe. Paying is like easy mode there is no incentive to improve yourself.
But if it gave you more confidence with the girls now then its good. Just dont throw more money away like that until you're rich. After that yea go fuck escorts to your hearts content

>$500
You got ripped off, my dude

yeah thats one expensive fuck

this sounds more reasonable

dude, you spent $500 on yourself, that's consumption not investing

fucking a hooker, you pay cash, but what asset goes on your balance sheet?!

don't get me wrong, you gotta treat yourself once in a while, but if you view consumption as investment, that's a recipe for financial disaster later in life.

also, the general principle in finance is that if you spend money today on hookers and drugs, your happiness today will increase x-fold, but if you had invested that cash, and wait until the future, your happiness will increase x^(return)-fold. So by wasting your money today instead of investing it, I guess you could say you're hedging out the risk of you getting hit by a bus today and not being able to enjoy the future.

Whether or not that's smart depends on how likely you think you are to get hit by a bus, and how much drugs and hookers you require for happiness today.

Last but not least, it's still a bad ivnestment/consumption whatever, because $500 is way-fucking overvalued. Hooker's pussies are trading at around $150 last time I checked

sorry, it should be if you invest, future-happiness increases x^(1+return)-fold, but you guys know what I mean..